Windows Vista was walking with Windows 7. They were always friends, ever since their software betas. This was their favorite trail. But recently, Vista wasn't feeling too well. "Vista, are you okay?" 7 said. "I'm fine," Vista replies. "No, you're not," replied 7. "Tell me what's going on." Vista was confused about 7's behavior. "Well, I think something bad will happen," said Vista. "The world is starting to blur and glitch around me." Then 7 replied, "How about we play some games to take our minds off this?" So they continued on.
The pair arrived at their destination and the end of the trail, a tree-covered plain. 7 shook a tree, and a USB stick fell out. Vista threw it, and 7 ran after the stick. They kept doing this for a few minutes. Then, Vista was too tired, so they sat down for lunch. "I have the blanket window!" said Vista. "And I have the food folder!" replied 7 as they moved to the blanket. The food was very good. And as they packed up the blanket, the world "bent" on Vista again. "I think it might be time to go home," said 7. And that's exactly what they did.
At Vista's house, when the sun was setting, Vista and 7 talked about their similarities.
"We both have Aero."
"We both have Start orbs."
"We both have Flip 3D."
"We both have a Windows Experience Index."
"We both have Start Search."
"We both like the same things!"
So 7 left, and Vista went to bed.