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Hello! Wow we're updating! Well enjoy the latest update in these poor characters traumatised lives. Lol!

What The Fuck! Auron POV Oh fuck Yuna POV What the fuck? Rikku POV

Fucky fuck.

Normal POV

Tidus barely avoids a massive lorry.

"FUCK!"

Three days later at Lulu's Apartment

"I haven't seen him for three fucking days! Where the fuck is he?" Yuna shouted. She had never, well almost never, felt so angry and worried as she did now. She paced her room like a restless tiger, occasionally shooting glares out of her window, as if Tidus would suddenly materialise in the five seconds since she'd last looked. To her, and Rikku's, surprise he did suddenly appear in her driveway on his bike.

"There's your answer…" Rikku murmured to an empty room, as Yuna had rushed down the stairs to 'greet' Tidus.

Just as Tidus was about to knock on the door it was yanked open revealing a pissed off yet relieved looking Yuna. She went to hug him but halfway there changed her mind and instead slapped him round the face.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Tidus shouted at the same time as Yuna shouted, "Where the FUCK have you been!"

"I'm gonna go," Rikku whispered, knowing what Yuna was like when she's angry, "Good luck Tidus," she muttered as she ran out of the house.

"WELL!" Yuna yelled.

"You hit me," Tidus whined in a pathetic voice.

"Oh and you think I care?"

"You should, it hurt. I'd hate to be thumped by you."

"Would you like to experience it?"

"Nooo," Tidus said taking a step back and holding up both hands then grinning, "Soo… Sup babe?" he asked, trying to give her a hug.

Yuna shoved him backwards, "I cannot believe you!"

Tidus gave her a 'what have I done now' look.

"I don't know where you've been for the past three days and you just come up like you only saw me yesterday!"

"Oh is that all? Aren't you over-reacting just a bit?" Tidus said, putting his hands behind his head.

"Well you should inform people before you want to go off for three days," Yuna hissed.

"That's the way I live my life. If I'm stressed I go somewhere to chill out."

"Just fuck off Tidus I have enough problems in my life without you messing it up!"

"Well have you ever thought that other people's lives may be slightly more fucked up than yours Miss Perfect?"

"You don't know shit about me and my life!"

"Oh and you know shit about mine!"

A stalemate. Both of them stood there glaring at each other fiercely, neither going to back down.

Yuna was the first to move, "I suggest you seriously rethink your priorities Tidus," she hissed, before slamming the door in his face.

"Fuck off Yuna!" Tidus shouted through the door obviously looking for an argument.

The door flung open yet again, "What did you say!"

"You heard me," Tidus mocked.

"Oh did I?"

"Well you wouldn't have opened the door if you hadn't heard oh young one," Tidus patronised playfully.

Yuna saw red, dragged Tidus inside the apartment and shoved him against the nearest wall, a photo of Yuna and Rikku falling to the floor and smashing. Neither of them noticed.

"Weeell where did that one come from?" Tidus drawled with a grin, obviously forgetting he was meant to be angry and slipping his arm around Yuna waist. He found it quite amusing that she had thrown him against a wall.

Yuna gave him a 'wtf' look and he quickly withdrew the offending limb.

He flashed an innocent smile at her and resumed grinning like a Cheshire cat. Yuna seemed less angry and more confused with his strange behaviour, one eyebrow quizzically raised. Tidus couldn't resist those pouty lips and leaned in and kissed them gently.

Yuna kissed back, still surprised she had effectively lost an argument and was now making out with him, "Don't you ever worry me like that again," she whispered against his lips, wrapping her arms around his neck and pulling him closer.

"OK," Tidus mumbled softly.

Tidus and Auron's Apartment

Rikku had just arrived at Auron and Tidus' place to tell Auron Tidus was back when she heard a dull, repetitive sound coming from inside. She gently knocked on the door and then came face to face with Auron who was holding a massive sword in his left hand.

"Rikku, what are you doing here?" Auron asked as politely as possible; he was in a bad mood because Tidus hadn't showed up yet.

"I just came round to tell you that Tidus is at Yuna's place at the moment," Rikku said sweetly.

"He is! Oh OK then I'd better go," Auron said making a lunge for the door.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Rikku said seriously, blocking the doorway, "Him and Yuna are having a little 'chat' at the moment. I feel sorry for Tidus, he's probably dead on the floor right about now."

"Whatever she does to the little shit I'm with her all the way," Auron chuckled.

"Anyway what's up with the big sword!" Rikku noticed, looking a tad scared.

"I was beating a big plank of wood that has Yevon written all over it. It's how I like to let out my anger. Tidus has been the main source of it these last few days I'll admit."

Rikku stepped into the apartment and her eyes widened at the sight of wood chips everywhere and a massively scarred chunk of wood lying splintered in the middle of the floor. Auron didn't even look like he'd been working out, let alone smashing a piece of wood into tiny pieces.

"Ah yes…" Auron said, as if seeing the carnage for the first time, "I was… a bit stressed out, only a little though."

"A little?" Rikku asked.

"Yes you are," Auron smirked, feeling slightly light headed in the blonde's presence but that was just from destroying the block… wasn't it?

"Hmph. Big meanie!" Rikku sighed and then jumped up without warning and tried to give him a noogie.

Auron easily intercepted her and caught Rikku in midair, her hands mere centimetres from his hair, "You should have known that wouldn't work…" he trailed off as Rikku's piercing eyes were locked with his and he could feel her breath ghost across his lips.

He started to lower her to the ground, not liking the uncontrollable urge he had to kiss her but Rikku's arms encircled his neck and her fingers dug deeply into his hair. Auron froze, unable to move, as Rikku slowly closed the short distance between them, her swirled green eyes open and full of a sudden longing. Softly she pressed her full lips against his and her eyes fluttered shut, as did Auron's.

At The Restaurant

Lulu sighed: her job at the diner really pissed her off sometimes. Serving people was just humiliating but she needed this job to pay the rent. She narrowed her eyes, Wakka and his 'gang' of Yevonite followers had just walked in and all the other waiters were either on their break or otherwise occupied with customers.

Lulu POV

Great! Why do they have to come in here every Saturday! I bet they do it just to torment me…

Normal POV

"Hey can we get some service over here toots?" Wakka yelled at her.

Lulu walked up to the table extremely angry just wanting to snap their heads off… but she was working. Maybe later.

"What can I get you?" she asked them coldly but politely.

"Just the usual… minus one drink," Wakka added, looking sorrowful.

Lulu rolled her eyes inside her head, Botta had gone missing two weeks back but no one really cared apart from Wakka and Co, "Coming right up," she replied, walking away from the table as fast as she could without seeming rude. She glanced at the clock, good. After she had served these drinks her shift would be over for today. In a slightly lighter mood she carried the drinks back to their table and strode quickly away, not wanting them to try to engage her in a conversation.

She changed in a back room and carrying her waitress outfit in a plastic bag was about to exit the restaurant when she heard an annoyingly familiar voice call her name.

"Lulu! Come and play truth or dare with us. That is if you're brave enough," Wakka said slyly.

Wakka POV

When she decides to play she's gonna be dared to kiss me by Gatta… hehehe

Normal POV

"No thanks losers," Lulu replied.

"Ah well we always knew that black mages were a load of weeds, you'd probably mess up the game anyway. I bet you don't even know how to play," Wakka taunted deliberately.

Lulu smirked, well; maybe a little game wouldn't hurt. She was the queen of Truth or Dare whenever her, Rikku and Yuna had a sleepover but Truth or Dare was tame. She preferred Dare or Double Dare. She strode over, missing the devious look Wakka had just sent to Gatta.

"OK," said Wakka after Lulu had pulled up a chair, "Gatta, you go first."

"Hmm, Lulu, truth or dare?"

"Truth," Lulu replied, she didn't trust the look she had just noticed in Wakka's eyes.

"Tch, figures," Wakka mocked, making Lulu's crimson eyes flash dangerously and everyone else laugh.

"I'm not afraid of you," she spat, "Dare."

"I dare you to kiss Wakka," Gatta said without hesitation.

Wakka's eyes gleamed.

"I'd rather burn in hell," Lulu shot back viciously.

Wakka's eyes lost their gleam. (HA!)

"A dare's a dare," Gatta shrugged, "You obviously don't have what it takes to play."

Lulu realised she had backed herself into a corner, "Fine," she growled, "But no tongues and only if you two kiss after."

Wakka instantly agreed, not realising how overeager he sounded and how Gatta was shaking his head violently.

"In front of the entire school!" Lulu finished triumphantly, knowing Wakka wouldn't refuse.

"Yes yes OK!" Wakka shouted (What a desperate twat!).

Lulu raised an eyebrow and leant over the table and tried to plant a quick peck on his lips but Wakka desperately leant over the table back in her direction keeping their lips in contact and thrusting his tongue into her mouth. Her eyes widened in anger and disgust and breaking the kiss off she punched him in the nose and watched it break with satisfaction. She then cast Waterga on the whole table and sauntered out of the restaurant calling out, "There'd better be tongues on Monday!"

Gatta fainted.

Auron and Tidus' Apartment

After what seemed like years of kissing Rikku Auron finally surfaced from the tidal wave of euphoria he was experiencing and back away, "Oh my God Rikku I'm so sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen!"

Rikku's eyes filled with shock and tears, "You didn't mean for it to happen! Then why the hell were you kissing me back? Just leading me on were you! Well fuck off Auron if I knew you were an asshole I wouldn't have fallen for you in the first place!" she finished screaming and she ran out of the apartment and drove away, tyres squealing.

Auron (being the dense male he is) said stupidly, "What the fuck?"

Now at Lulu and Yuna's place things were going… well just a tad differently…

Lulu and Yuna's Apartment

Tidus had Yuna backed against a wall, his hand unhooking her bra whilst she was removing his shirt. Their lips were locked together, each of their tongues ravishing the others mouth. They broke contact momentarily to fully remove each others shirts and then Yuna took control, pushing Tidus back onto the sofa and crawling on top of him, completely topless. Tidus took a brief look at the great (in his opinion) view, before pulling her down completely over him and sliding his hand tantalisingly up her leg drawing a moan from Yuna. She drew herself back with difficulty, still panting hard. Tidus followed her up and kissed down her neck and collarbone.

"Tidus…" she breathed.

"Yeah…" he replied, lightly biting her lower lip, one hand sliding up her skirt and the other around her waist.

"I'm not ready for anything more… I'm sorry…" she apologised, feeling guilty she didn't want to go any further.

"That's OK, don't worry about it, we don't have to do anything you don't want to do," Tidus said softly, withdrawing his hand and resuming to kiss her slightly softer than before.

Tidus POV

Wow, I'm never like this! Usually I just wanna get into someone's pants but it feels… different… special with Yuna. But dammit does she feel good!

Yuna POV

Fuck, I think I've fallen for him and hard!

Hmmm, so this scene is the reason we have upped the rating. What do you think of it… it's different that's for sure and our first scene like that. Was it good/bad? This is our first fic so sorry if we mess up or anything. Anyway we're happy we managed to update so soon… well for us anyway :P Soz it takes so long sometimes but one of us does her homework/coursework and the other just never gets off her guitar…

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