-1"What am I supposed to wear with that?"
"Anything. Trust me."
"How am I supposed to trust someone with a bondage fetish?"
"It's not a fetish."
"We have a closet full of things that I don't even care to name! You have a fetish."
"That's not the point! You can wear anything with jeans!"
"They're blue. Why would I want most of my pants to be blue?"
"They're not blue pants. They're jeans. I don't have any shirts that don't go with jeans."
"What about the fishnets?"
"Okay, so some things go better with leather. But most everything goes with jeans."
"They're uncomfortable."
"So is leather, but you seem to like that just fine!"
"But leather makes me feel sexy. Blue pants won't."
"I think jeans are sexy…"
"…"
"I wear them. Don't you think I look sexy?"
"But you look sexy in everything."
"So do you."
"But I don't like them."
"Wear them or you're sleeping on the couch."
"But the couch is uncomfortable. My back will ache if I sleep there. And if I have an aching back, I'll be cranky. I don't think you want to see me cranky. It's not a pretty picture."
"Put. Them. On."
"Only if I get to be on top tonight."
"Just put them on!"
"Man, do I look sexy in these! Oh, shove it Potter."
"You look ravishing. Take them off."
"Why? I just got them on, and now you want me to take them off?"
"Yes. I want to have my wicked way with your body."
"No, I get to have my wicked way with your body"
"Does that mean I have to wear chains again?"
"Don't forget the choker!"
"And you think I have a bondage fetish..."
"Now where did I put that whip?"