Sorry I took so long to update! I was banned from the computer this past week (I was reading TT fanfics when I was supposed to be doing my homework...hehe...) Anyways, here's chapter 2!


Recap:

They all watched as a figure stood up. The person groaned, then noticed all the Titans gaping at them.

"What're you guys staring at?"

There was complete silence. A teenage girl stood before them, with black hair, a mask, and...a green, red, and yellow costume with a large 'R' on the front.

"Hello? I said, 'what're you guys looking at?'" The girl shook her head slightly, her shoulder-length hair flipping behind her. "What, did Slade blow my nose off or something?"

"Who the heck is that?" Beast Boy asked, jabbing his thumb in the direction of the teenage girl. Raven hit him upside the head.

"That's Robin, you dolt. Couldn't you tell by the mask? So he's not quite the same, but did you really need to ask?"

"But, duuude...he's not a dude!"

"Like, what are you talking about, Beast Boy? It's me-" He, or rather, she, was cut off when she caught a glimpse of her own reflection in the window beside her. Robin fingered her hair, stunned, and stared at what was now quite obviously a girl's body...

"EEEEEEEEK!" Robin let out what was an undoubtedly girlish scream. "I'm, like, totally a girl! Oh...my...gosh! Omigosh omigosh omigosh!"

"Dude...he talks like a girl too..." muttered Beast Boy. He and Cyborg exchanged glances. They both started to chuckle under their breath, and after unsuccessfully attempting to cover their grins with their hands, burst out in full-out gut-busting laughter.

"BUAHAHAHA! Dude! Robin's a chick!" Beast Boy rolled on the floor, overcome by the hilarity of the situation.

"That is...without a doubt...the funniest...thing...I have ever...seen," Cyborg managed to gasp out.

Raven rolled her eyes. "Way to help out your friend in his time of need. Though I must say, Robin, your hair looks lovely indeed."

Starfire just collapsed on the floor in shock.

"Oh, great, she fainted. I'll go see if she's all right. You two, try not to kill yourselves laughing at Robin's plight."

"What-...what happened?" Robin stuttered. "What's going on?"

Cyborg managed to stop laughing enough to pick himself up off the floor. "Mumbo put a spell on us all. He got me first, and I think he was just trying to make it so I couldn't fight. But as he got to you all, I think he decided to mess with you just to freak you out and get a few laughs. I mean, all that's wrong with me is that my cannon doesn't work. But you...you're a GIRL!" This induced another fit of laughter in the metal man.

Robin was attempting to maintain his, or rather her, cool demeanor, but was obviously still flipped-out by the fact he had switched genders. He/she glanced around at his/her teammates, from Cyborg and Beast Boy staring at her, to Starfire out cold, to Raven attempting to revive her. "Okay...so, your cannon doesn't work? So, what's wrong with everybody else?"

"Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with BB here..."

"...Yeah, I feel fine," piped up the green teen.

"And Starfire...well, Star's just kinda stuck in an angry mood. Nothin' too big. She just keeps glarin', and shouting, and trying to kill us all..."

Robin nodded, as though he was assessing the situation. "Okay, and what's wrong with Raven?"

"Nothing's wrong with Raven," said Beast Boy. "She's perfect."

"Well, she is rhyming. I thought Mumbo coulda done better than just change the way she talks, but it is pretty funny to see her face every time she says something. It-...wait, what do you mean by 'perfect'?"

"Well," Beast Boy explained, "she's pretty, smart, a totally awesome superhero, and did I say pretty? Plus, she's really caring for her friends. She-"

"Yeah, yeah, we get the point," said Cyborg. "You might wanna stop now...you almost sound like you like her, or something."

"Dude, who wouldn't?" asked Beast Boy, staring dreamily off at Raven.

Robin and Cyborg's jaws dropped. There was a very long, very awkward silence, so that Beast Boy almost felt obliged to turn into a cricket. The now-female leader and the half-metal man just gaped at him, not sure what to say. Then, of course, they burst out laughing.

"Ha...Beast Boy...and Raven..." Cyborg wiped a tear from his cheek, that's how hard he was laughing.

Raven left a now-conscious Starfire. Having heard their conversation, she rolled her eyes, though she was blushing slightly too. "Don't you guys get it? He's obviously been cursed. Honestly, you'd think you'd have thought of that first..."

"Oh...right..." said Robin, his laughter dissipating."Still...what a cute couple!" He started giggling again.

Cyborg cracked up too. "I dunno what's funnier...the fact that BB has a crush on Raven, or that Robin giggles!" Beast Boy started laughing at this, too.

"You will cease your aggravating man-giggles at once!" Starfire shouted, starbolts beginning to glow around her hands. Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy stopped laughing immediately.

Raven stepped between the angry Tameranian and her other teammates. "Starfire, calm down. Don't hurt us, please. We're all still you're friends, try and remember that, jeez..."

"Thanks, Raven!" Beast Boy said, looking up at her adoringly. Raven backed off, a little creeped out.

"Why me? Why me?"

"Uh, Raven? You can't rhyme 'me' with 'me'..." Cyborg pointed out. Raven glared.

"Yeah? Well, sor-ree."

"Dude, don't tell Raven what to do!" Beast Boy said crossly, standing up for the new love-of-his-life.

"Do what he says. Listen to Beast Boy. Did I really just say that? Oh, boy..."

"Hey, what'd I just say 'bout rhymin' words with the same words? Erp...I mean, sorry...jeesh, quit it BB, I'll leave your girlfriend alone..." Cyborg said defensively, backing away from the glaring green teen in front of him.

"I am NOT his girlfriend. Get it through you thick head. Me, date Beast Boy? I'd rather be dead."

At hearing this, Beast Boy's eyes began to water up. He turned back to Raven, lip quivering. "Do you really hate me that much, Ravie?"

Raven opened her mouth to tell him to never, ever call her 'Ravie' again, when Robin pulled her aside.

"Don't do this to him, Raven," Robin whispered. "You know how he gets when he's depressed. He won't be able to fight at all. And since none of us are...normal, right now, we're gonna need him to be able to fight his best. As strange as it seems, Beast Boy thinks he's really, truly in love with you. Please, just play along, at least till we figure out how to reverse the spell." Raven began to protest, but Robin stopped her. "I'm not asking you to kiss him or anything. Just try not to break his heart." At this, he (she!) walked off to talk to Starfire.

Raven sighed and turned back to Beast Boy. "Of course not, Beast Boy. I was just joking. Now let's go save Robin, I think his cape's smoking..." Sure enough, he/she had set Starfire off, and she had zapped him with her green eye beams before she could control herself. The result? Robin, running around, squealing like a girl, her cape smoldering.

Cyborg sighed. "This is gonna be a looong day..."


Thanks for reading! Please review! By the way, do you think I should refer to Robin as 'he' or 'she'? I'm confuzzled...