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Hi! We're sorry for not updating but SOMEONE (cough tash cough) got themselves excluded and grounded for THREE weeks oh and guess what for? Being caught with class B drugs at SCHOOL! What a fricking idiot! Tash: im quite proud of myself :P ros: ur an idiot but here you go another chapter yay! Tash: never get caught with drugs its not worth the hassle lol :P

Gatta and Wakka's Big Moment

MONDAY (BACK TO SCHOOL!)

6:00am

Two young guys laid in an alleyway outside of a nightclub. They were asleep but as the sun hit their faces they groggily pulled themselves into sitting positions and grinned at each other.

"So Ti what do you wanna do today?" Jack asked.

"Oh I'm gonna be at school today man!" Tidus shouted, actually looking happy about going to the 'torture house'.

"What. The. Fuck." Jack said giving his cousin an absolutely amazed look before checking his temperature.

"Well you know that gays are strictly against the rules of Yevon right?" Tidus questioned.

"Um… yes…" Jack said, not getting what his cousin was on about, "Are you trying to tell me something big about yourself Ti because really I don't care if your gay or not but we're related mate!" Jack joked sounding half serious.

"What! No you fucking idiot!" Tidus said whilst hitting Jack around the head, "I know these two guys who are the biggest Yevon freaks in the world and they have to kiss in front of the entire school today!" Tidus laughed.

Jack was also cracking up, "What no way man… wait with or without tongue?"

An enormous grin appeared on Tidus' face.

"No fucking way!" Jack said getting the hint from the look on his cousin's face, "Dude I so wish I could be there!"

"Oh and guess what? These guys are like in fucking love with that weird ass maester Seymour. You know the one with the evil big vein and hair bigger then his head and he is gonna be there!" Tidus yelled completely over excited.

Jack chuckled and then said, "Hey man I know you don't wanna see Auron but you really need a shower man and to get some new clothes," Jack commented.

Tidus looked down at his clothes and chuckled as well, "Uhh fine I'll go face Auron's wrath," he muttered, raising to his feet and walking unsteadily out of the alley.

Auron and Tidus' Apartment

Auron awoke to see bright blue eyes sparkling in front of him and still half caught in a dream he grabbed his knife that he kept from underneath his pillow and wildly lunged. Tidus luckily had decent reflexes and swiftly jumped out of the way, letting Auron slam straight into his bookshelf.

"Oh fuck…" Auron groaned, books cascading around and on his head.

Tidus couldn't help but laugh, "See! Look what happens to people I'm mad at! It just yet again proves my brilliance!"

"Tidus…" Auron growled, "Help me get the fuck up."

"No," Tidus pouted childishly.

Auron threw a thick book at his head. Tidus ducked looking scandalised, "OK OK Mr Grumpy Pants!" inadvertently sounding like Rikku.

"Well if you had woken up to find someone leaning over you, went to attack them and ended up flying into your bookcase you wouldn't be Mr Happy Sunshine yourself," Auron moaned, "Wait a second… where have you been?" suddenly remembering that he hadn't seen Tidus for six days.

"Well you took your time with that didn't you! Sometimes I feel so unwanted," Tidus kidded, hand dramatically over his heart, "You wound me Auron you really do."

Tidus sauntered out of Auron's bedroom into the kitchen where he automatically rolled a spliff, as lately he had felt himself being more and more dependent on them. Auron came up behind him and snatched the spliff out of Tidus' hands. He gingerly sniffed it.

"This isn't cannabis…" Auron stated, "What is it Tidus?"

"Oh I couldn't get any weed so I got some crack cocaine," Tidus admitted, shrugging as he plucked it back out of Auron's fingers and lit it.

Auron, not wanting to have another fight but really not wanting him to smoke it said, "If you're on that you won't get the full affect of Wakka and Gatta's kissing scene today."

Tidus smirked and to Auron's relief stubbed out his spliff and instead grabbed a chocolate pop tart from the cupboard and shoving it into the toaster.

At School Lunch Time

Yuna was elegantly perched on Tidus' lap, his arms around her waist and her feeding him random bits of food. In between the pieces of food there were kisses. Lulu sat across from them looking vaguely nauseated and Rikku and Auron were deliberately not looking at each other. Gippal and Baralai were arguing about politics and machina.

Tidus then look around to see Seymour walk through the cafeteria doors and walk straight towards Wakka's table. He grinned, remembering why he had attended school today. He gently slipped Yuna off him before jumping onto the table.

"EVERYONE PLEASE CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!" he glanced at Wakka's table to see Gatta trying to edge out of the hall and Wakka nearly pissing himself, everyone had fallen silent, wondering what the hell was going on. Everyone on Tidus' table were smirking evilly.

"Hey Gatta no escaping now! You and Wakka have to perform your little piece now and remember, don't miss out ANY of the action!"

The school turned to Wakka and Gatta, to see them both standing next to each other, forcing themselves closer together until their lips touched.

"DON'T FORGET THE TONGUE!" Lulu screamed, jumping up and down in her seat.

They looked at each whilst kissing, sickness in their eyes and then they felt something (namely Tidus) ramming their heads together and their tongues went down each others throats. They then pulled apart abruptly and Gatta threw up on Seymour's face, frozen from the sight he had just seen before him.

Wakka them collapsed on the floor screaming, "It was dare!" seeing three quarters of the school looking absolutely sickened by what had just happened and the other quarter looking like they were about to die from laughter.

Seymour unfroze and ran from the room, vomit dripping off his face and robes. As he wasn't looking where he was going he smashed his 'special' parts into the corner of a table, "Oh Holy Yevon why must you put me through this pain!"

Tidus then shouted out, "It's 'cause you're a clumsy twat and Yevon is a bunch of fucking bullshit only complete fucking idiots fucking believe that fucked up shit!"

Most of the room gasped in horror shooting death glares at Tidus. Two boys lunged at Tidus only to be met with the tip of a particularly dangerous katana.

"You dare touch him…" Auron snarled.

Seymour tried to appear to have some sort of authority, "Is that a threat Mr Killaga?"

"No sir," Auron replied, not taking his eyes off the two frozen boys who attacked his baby brother figure in life, "It was a promise."

"Yeah so fuck you!" Tidus shouted, flipping everyone the finger and twirling it around. The two boys fled the room, closely followed by Seymour.

"Oh by the way all you people on the blitz ball team, there's a practise tonight! Be there or I'll kick you off the team happily. I already have replacements in mind so just give me a reason…" Tidus yelled smirking and he saw the entire team, albeit Wakka reluctantly, nod in agreement.

On The Way To Fifth Period

Lulu pulled out seven tickets and waved them in everyone's faces.

Tidus grabbed one and his eyes nearly popped out of his head, "You got tickets to see Evanescence AND System of a Down! Lu, you know I love you and everything… as a friend," Tidus added after seeing a look of slight jealousy on Yuna's face. It was quickly transformed into a smile and Yuna hugged Tidus.

"Oh shut up Tidus you're already coming. I got them as a celebration for Gatta and Wakka's special moment," Lulu grinned.

The whole group whooped with joy and took their tickets as Tidus performed countless back flips screaming. The whole group simultaneously rolled their eyes and smiled at his antics.

Yeah its short but it's a set up for our nxt chappie and we have limited time as roz has exams at the mo….

Probs wont update for a while but we're not sure… we update randomly soz! If you really want us to update send us nagging reviews/emails or talk to tash on msn. Tt should speed us up lol :P

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