Now somehow during the middle of the night, Luicus Malfoy escapes Azkaban and wants to entertain homicidal urges. He magically flies to Hogwarts (and I use the term 'magically' very loosely) and attempts to kill Hermione and torture Draco. Draco confesses his undying love for Hermione, and vice versa, blah blah blah…
Draco tries to protect Hermione while she tries to escape to get help from Dumbledore reincarnate. But while she is gone, Lord Val-u-mart, I mean 'Voldermort', invades Hogwarts with a swarm of death eaters, trolls, giant elephants etc (you name it, Val-u-mart's got it).
A bloody battle ensues and both sides gain a huge number of casualties. However, Harry Potter fulfils the prophecy and 'destroys' Val-u-mart. Then Draco, who has been severely injured by his father, lies dying on the ground. For happy ending, see A. For alternate happy ending, see B.
A: As Draco stares up at Hermione, who is now at his side stroking his gel-les hair, he confesses his undying love for her (again…think Titanic Jack/Rose in freezing water moment). Draco then passes out and Hermione cries on him. Fortunately her tears are magical and help Draco to recover fully. They then have 15 babies, move to a farm in the US and live till a ripe old age where they pass away in each others arms. Go figure.
B: As Draco stares up at Hermione, his breath ragged, he confesses his undying love. Hermione is saddened greatly and then cries on him. In this story, however, Hermione's tears are NOT magical and Draco does, in fact, die. Yay.
Then the author concludes with some random extract from a book / play. Most likely Romeo and Juliet.
For never was there a story of more woe, then that of Hermione and her Drac-o…