Harry walked into his transfigurations professors' office and notices his teacher sitting at her desk. She was very disappointed in Harry and his kinky ways and how being kinky was drawing him away from his work. She wanted to teach him how to transform into animals. She asked him to take a sit and magically transformed into a black cat. With this Harry ran up to the cat and said aloud "Can I stroke the pussy"
Harry is busy talking to Hagrid in his little shack. They were drinking some tea when there was a knock at the door.
"Quick Harry Hide" Hagrid whispered so other people wouldn't hear
"Ok" Harry quietly replied
Harry hid under his invisibility coat and after a few seconds Hagrid told Harry it was clear only for Harry to be presented with a pair of handcuffs.
"I'll be the cop if you be the robber!" Harry said with a smirk on his face.