Disclaimer: Thanks to Amber-is-a-little-bit-random for the help in the chess story.
Harry sat in the eating hall with nearly headless Nick. They were playing a good game of chess and were much focussed. They were having a gay old time. Harry turned to Nearly Headless Nick and told him it was his go. After studying the board Nick slowly grabbed the piece he wished to move and after taking Harry's knight looked up and said "Check mate"
Harry stood up in anger.
"How could you? You stupid ghost…..I let you win" Harry yelled and slowly cracked a temper tantrum. Nick who was now no longer a ghost because by winning chest had broke the cruse of being deathness, went up and restrained him from behind. A smile overcame Nicks face and a somewhat confused look on Harry's.
Harry said worried and confused "Is that is a chess piece in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Harry hoped he was actually cheating. ;oP
Harry was asleep. He began to dream. He dreamt of being a ventriloquist dummy. He was sitting in his box waiting for his big performance. He sat a little longer. Who was his puppeteer? Finally the box lid opened and a light shone through the crack that was becoming bigger as the lid was being removed. Harry became still as not to show he was alive. Finally a face became visible and to Harry's dismay it was none other than J.K. Rowling herself. Harry feared her as he often felt he would die in the books she wrote. She slowly picked him up and proceeded towards the stage. Harry was nervous he almost wet his puppet panties.
J.K. looked down at her puppet and slowly whispered "Tonight I'll make you a real boy"
Harry basked in the full moon down by 'the lake'. He was waiting for Sirius Black to come and save him. Harry was in his favourite costume 'Damsel in Distress' which he felt went with this particular situation. He sat down and waited for his dear Sirius. Finally an hour late Sirius arrived.
"Where have you been?" Harry asked acting rather like the costume he had chose to wear.
"Lets not fight!" Sirius replied to Harry hugging him in a sweet embrace
Sirius then slowly whispered in Harry's ear "Let me be your beast!"