"A Usual Day if Paul Were Still Here"
Paul was at his
laptop typing when Jim and C.J. started going at it due to a small
riff.
"All right boys, break it up!" Paul yelled as he
put down his laptop and ran over to the two of them.
"He
started it..."
"Yeah, sure gramps!"
"All
right. Enough from both of you, I have work that needs to be done.
Now are you two going to stop fighting like little children?"
Jim
tried to smack Paul with the cane.
"Hey! Don't you swing that
cane at me! Don't you dare!" Paul yelled.
"Ahhh. I need
to go lay down."
"Go ahead grampie. Don't forget your
corn pads." C.J. laughed.
Jim swung his cane at C.J.
"Oh,
you wanna go now? Come on ya old fart! Nobody can beat the C.J."
"Oh
God... I'm never going to get any work done." Paul
replied.
Kerry and Bridget ran downstairs.
"Hey dad. Just
going to a party." Kerry started.
"We'll see you later."
Bridget finished. They ran for the door.
"Woah woah woah!"
Paul ran over to the two of them. "Where are you going?"
"To
a..." Bridget looked at CJ and Jim fighting. Paul looked at the
two.
"Hey hey, take it outside!" Paul commanded the
two.
A monkey landed on the railing of the stairs.
"See
you dad!" Kerry and Bridget ran out of the door.
"RORY!
Why is there a monkey in the house?" Paul looked at the two
still fighting and stormed over to them. He picked up Jim's stick and
started whacking the two of them with it.
Cate hurried into the
house.
"Paul! Paul! I think I'm pregnant!"
Paul
looked in horror and shock at Cate, dropped the stick and sat on the
couch in disbelief. He started shaking his head and rubbing his face
when the monkey jumped ontop of his head.
"Oh, this is a very
bad place..." Paul muttered.