"I hate your nose."
"Um…what?"
"It bugs me."
"I'm…sorry?"
"You should be."
"Mimi, are you high or what?"
"No, just really, really bugged by your nose."
"Ok, Mimi, let's start from the beginning. You tell me you hate my nose. I say I'm sorry. You get mad. Question: have you gone completely insane, or are you just incredibly stoned?"
"Roger, honey, you are the most perfect thing in this world. Except, however, for your nose."
"Well, I happen to like my nose. Deep apologies, but if you don't
mind, I'll keep it."
"Why can't you ever do anything for
me? It's not a lot to ask, you know."
"Mimi, it's my fuckin' nose. I'm not going to get rid of it. Deal."
"You make me sick."
"Yes, I often have that special effect on most people."
"Kiss me, you fool."
"Of course."
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"I'm sorry, your nose is just so…weird."
"Mimi, what if I said I hated your ear? Would you change your ear for me?"
"No, never. It has double piercings, thank you."
"I'm in love with an idiot."
"Now I know your true feelings for me."
"Ma ha ha ha."
"What the fuck was that?"
"How should I know?"
"Jesus…"
"What about him?"
"I'll be forced to stomp on you if you don't be nice."
"Mimi, shut up and come here."
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"That was nice."
"Only nice? What about wonderful? Incredible? Mind-numbingly magical?"
"And you wanted to know if I was high?"
"Yes, I did indeed."
"Damn you, Roger."
"I appreciate the thought."
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"Roger?"
"Mmmm?"
"I love you."
"Wow. I…I love you too, Mimi."
"But your nose still bugs me."
"I'm not talking to you now."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Here, a kiss will make you feel better."
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"How was that?"
"Still not talking to you."
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"Now?"
"Still sorta angry."
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"Are we finished?"
"Happiness fills me with light."
"You've been talking to Collins, haven't you?"
"I talk to him every day, yes."
"Roger, if I know anything about you, it's that you don't talk about happiness with light."
"I'm such an impetuous dog."
"Dear God."
"Yeah, I got that from Collins's little 'i'm a professor hear me roar' speech."
"Ah."
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"What time is it?"
"How should I know?"
"Roger…"
"I'll never tell. Never!"
"You're sexy when you're being annoying."
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"Eleven-fifteen."
"Life Café at one. Maureen's decree."
"Yippee."
"You know, we have more than hour till we need to go."
"And just think of all the things that can happen in an hour."
"Mmmmm."
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"What the fuck are we waiting for?"
"A sexy suggestive line like that?"
"Touché. Come hither, my love."
"Backing away now…"
"Sorry, Mimi. Kiss and make up?"
"Maybe, you dog."
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"You're wonderful."
"I love you."
"In your own immortal words, what the fuck are we waiting for?"
"I thought you'd never ask me."
"And Roger?"
"Uh-huh?"
"I need to tell you something."
"What?"
"Your nose…"
"Sucks? Is Ugly? Makes you want to gag?"
"Turns me on."
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"Would've been nice to know that a while ago."
"Be quiet and come here."
"With pleasure."
"You're a sweetie, Roger."
"And you, my darling, are one really fucking awesome girl."
"You are the most romantic person I know."
"How sad."
"Mimi, I love you."
"Roger…"
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"I also love your nose."