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MWPP Passing Notes!
This time the Marauders are in Transfiguration, passing notes when they SHOULD be reading. R/R if you aren't an evil monkey! Enjoy… (Note: When the whole line is in italics, they're actually speaking to each other, not writing.)
James: Hey Sirius, was Lily just looking at me?
Sirius: James, don't flatter yourself. She was reading the blackboard.
Remus: I presume you've all finished the chapter?
Peter: Wait…what?
Remus: Did you NOT hear Professor McGonagall tell us we were going to have a test on the material in chapter 6 tomorrow!?!?
Sirius: Afraid not Moony. Nothing we can do about that now.
James: You guys, really, do you think she was looking at me?
Peter: James, you might want to ask her that yourself.
Remus: Peter, are you mad? The incredible James Potter, talk to Lily Evans? Psh! She just has to wait her turn. I mean really!
Sirius: No James, she'll talk to you sometime. Maybe in a year or two…
Peter: …after you get a job.
James: You guys aren't funny!
Sirius: Aren't we?
Remus: I find it quite amusing.
James: You know what's funny? You know what's amusing?
Peter: That time you fell off your broom?
James: No…the pictures I took last year at 3 in the morning. I still have them.
Remus: You don't mean the ones…
James: I do, Remus. Your hair looked wonderful in those…
Remus: You little…
Sirius: But that means you've got pictures of me…
James: …with your TEDDY!
Peter: Sirius, you have a teddy bear?
Remus: Well I'm shocked. Not. I can't count all the times you've had me stitch up that old thing when you tore it. I don't know why I ever did…
Peter: Stitched it up?
James: Remus, you sew? No self-respecting man can sew. Little Susie Homema—
(in the classroom Remus punches James so hard in the stomach he stops breathing for a minute)
Sirius: My god Remus! What did you do to him?
Remus: Shut up or you'll be next!
Peter: Yessir!
Sirius: Whatever you say…
(James finally regains his composure and scratches Remus, leaving four red streaks down his arm)
Remus: AGH! James scratched me!
(Remus and James break out in a silent fistfight)
Sirius: Oooh! Remus, play fair…
Peter: Get him James! Two galleons says James wins.
Sirius: You're on!
(James punches Remus in the cheek, Remus lands a blow under James' jaw)
Peter: They're gonna kill each other!
Sirius: I know…cool!
Peter: We can't let them do that!
Sirius: Whatever, fine…
(Sirius restrains Remus' arms and Peter pulls James back, they notice that James has a bloody nose and Remus has a cut below his mouth)
Peter: What did you guys DO to each other?
James: He attacked me!
Remus: You started it!
(they lunge at each other again, but Sirius manages to get between them)
Peter: Is this how best friends are supposed to act?
Sirius: You guys tore each other apart! Eh, who won anyway?
James: Nobody.
Remus: It was a draw.
(McGonagall seems to notice that two of her students are bleeding like crazy in the back of her room and starts to walk over to them)
Sirius: Oh great, McGonagall saw you!
Remus: Hey sorry James.
James: Ditto Remus, let's just figure out how to get out of this.
Peter: Killer book?
Sirius: It'll do.
(Sirius tucks the parchment into his bag)
McGonagall: What on earth happened to you boys?
Peter: It was Sirius' book…
Sirius: Sometimes it, like, randomly tries to kill people.
McGonagall: (arches an eyebrow) Does it now?
Peter: They learned it the hard way. (Peter points to Remus and James who pretended to be totally shocked)
James: The book…it attacked us!
Remus: It was horrible Professor…blood everywhere!
Peter: Blood? (pretends to faint)
Sirius: Professor, it's not the first time. Look here, under my robes, one time it bit my…
McGonagall: Thank you Mr. Black, I don't need to hear any more.
Sirius: What? I was just gonna say leg.
(the whole class is staring at them now)
McGonagall: Fine Black. Just take these boys to the hospital wing. Potter's nose is broken and Lupin's losing too much blood. Hurry!
(Sirius and Peter [now "revived"] help James and Lupin to the hospital wing [now in the corridor])
Lupin: Killer book?
Peter: Well it worked! Plus, you guys shouldn't have fought like that.
Sirius: Yeah, I've seen James in action, but Remus…I didn't know you had it in you!
Remus: Shut up and get me to the hostpital wing, I'm getting dizzy.
James: And my nose feels like a friggin'…broken nose!
(the Marauders keep walking towards the hospital wing)
I know that one was a bit stupid, but I wrote it in a hurry at 7 in the morning. With no previous sleep. *yawn* Well R/R if you dare. I'll make more I promise.