Okay, I know you guys like the notes so here's some more of them. My friend (Manga) and I thought up something REALLY funny for this one (I call it "The Revelation"). I hope you like it! R/R, okay?

MWPP Passing Notes in Divination

James: I don't get it! How does this stupid ball work?

Sirius: Ask Remus. He knows everything.

(they turn to Remus who is about to smash his crystal ball into a million pieces out of frustration)

Peter: I think the Professor said…you gaze into it and…I think you…

Remus: And you're supposed to say "Show me what is, show me what's been, show me what's coming, from your depths within."

Sirius: That was beautiful, Remus. I'm really crying over here.

Remus: Yeah, but that's a lie, because this damn thing won't work!

James: You know, who ever thought to put an "n" on the end of damn? I mean, now that I look at it…

Peter: I think I see something!

James: What?

Peter: No…never mind.

Sirius: I think I can make it work…"Show me the future, show me the past, show me the money, and kiss my…"

Remus: Sirius! There are children present.

James: Hey!

Peter: Heeeeeeeey!

Sirius: Er, sorry guys.

James: Let me try out the crystal again. I think I can make it work.

Remus: Okay Mr. I Can Do Everything. Go on, try.

(James stares into the foggy crystal ball)

James: I see…a girl. She has…red hair and…green eyes. And she's…she's with me! It's Lily and me getting married!

(Remus rolls his eyes, Sirius laughs from behind his hand, Peter stares at him in awe)

Peter: What else?

Sirius: C'mon James. I really doubt that'll happen.

Remus: You said it…er, wrote it…Sirius.

Peter: But he sees it in the crystal!

James: Yeah! In the all-knowing-ever-powerful crystal!

Sirius: Uh huh. Sure. And then what will happen? You guys will have a baby?

(Remus and Sirius snicker)

Remus: Yeah, and then…I dunno. Some evil wizard will kill you two because of some…stupid prophecy or something!

Peter: Yeah, and I'll be the one to betray you guys to your death! Like I'd do that to one of my best friends!

James: C'mon guys stop it.

Sirius: No, no, no. And your son will like, defeat the dark wizard dude when he's a baby!

(Sirius, Peter, and Remus are doubled up in silent laughter)

Remus: Then he'll be forced to live with evil Muggles until he gets to go to Hogwarts!

James: Okay that's really enough.

Sirius: We're not done yet. In the future…I might try to kill Peter!

(Peter pretends to die while the others laugh)

Peter: That'll happen just as soon as Snivellus over there becomes a teacher.

(they all glare at Snape who glares back)

James: And all this time I thought Moony would be a teacher.

Remus: Who me? Never!

Sirius: You know, stuff like this would belong in a book.

Peter: No, a whole series!

Remus: And movies! Of course they'll be relatively untrue to the books and disappoint the fans. And they'll totally cast me wrong and everything…

Sirius: Right Remus…But what are movies?

Remus: I read about them in Muggle Studies. They're like, um, plays only they're kept on this thing called film…

Peter: Spare us the ranting Remus.

Remus: Okay.

James: So what you're saying is…

Sirius: You're son's gonna be mer-chan-diseable!

James: You mean Harry?

Remus: Who's Harry?

James: My son.

Peter: What son?

James: Well, you see that's my grandfather's name, so that's what I'm going to name Lily's and my son.

Sirius: It seems like you're assuming you'll have a son.

Peter: And that you'll marry Lily.

James: But I see it in the crystal!

Sirius: Like we said, it's just about as likely as the Triwizard Tournament being played again!

Remus: And for your information, it's been banned for over a century, maybe two!

Peter: They have a point, James.

James: Okay, but when my son, Harry Potter is born…

Sirius: Dibs on godfather!

Remus: Damn you!

(Remus and Sirius glare at each other)

Peter: Haven't we established that this isn't going to happen?

Remus: Just…shut up Peter. Shut up.

Sirius: Oh is ickle-not-godfather-Remus jealous?

(Remus glares at Sirius again)

James: Hey, I'm just joking. You guys are probably right. I mean, what chance is there of some stupid dark lord rising up and destroying?

Sirius: You never know…

Well, that's all! I hope you guys enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it. Review it if you have a heart. Because I mean, if you don't, it's okay. I mean, it's not like some dark lord will come and destroy you if you don't. I mean, c'mon…what are the chances of that? *shifty eyes* =P