MWPP: Passing Notes in bum bum bum Potions!

You just knew it was coming, didn't you?

A/N Hey! I'm finally writing a 4th chapter! W00t! I knew I'd have to get around to it eventually. Seems there are a few people out there who find this actually semi-entertaining, which is good, because I don't plan to stop. No, summer vacation is mere days away! Yes, well, I think I fixed that weird double spacing formatting problem, but Word hates me so… Oh and I must yell randomly for a moment: THEY ACTUALLY DID CAST A TRELAWNY FOR THE POA MOVIE! YEEEE-AAAAH! You know, any of you who saw the TV spots, that they did, in fact, cast someone to play professor Trelawney who mysteriously did not show up on the casting list. Ah well, it looks like the movie may actually be good now. Well, enough rambling! ONWARDS!

Disclaimer Bahhh…you know the whole shpeal… Also, remember the lines written totally in italics are spoken aloud.

James: Hey, do you guys think…

Sirius: Don't say it, man…

James: Say what?

Remus: Oh don't play stupid! Every time you write us a note, you always ask, "Is Lily looking at me?" or "Lily's so pretty…" or, "Do you think Lily and I will get married someday?" It's really getting quite annoying.

James: Actually, I was just going to ask, "Hey, do you guys think you could lend me some parchment?" You see, I'm all out. It's not about Lily.

Peter: Uh, huh…

Remus: Smart move. Use your last piece of parchment to write a note…asking for parchment. Smoooooooooth, mate.

Sirius: Yeah, except he was going to ask about Lily, not parchment.

Peter: Good point.

James: Okay, but do you think she acted like she was into me…you know at breakfast this morning. She was talking to me…

Remus: She said, "Pass the salt."

James: Your point being?

Remus: That's not exactly throwing herself at you, now is it?

Peter: Burn.

Sirius: James, sometimes I'm scared by how obsessed you are. Really. It's quite scary.

James: Sirius! Come on, you have to admit man, she IS pretty.

Sirius: Well, yeah, but…

James: SIRIUS! I can't believe you! Are you trying to steal my girlfriend?

Sirius: I…wait…I don't…what…huh?

Peter: Um, James, man, A. She's not your girlfriend…

James: …yet…

Peter: And B. You TOLD Sirius to say that. Have you suddenly gone nuts on us here?

Sirius: GONE nuts?

Remus: Right, now that we've wasted 4 minutes of our life talking about Lily, we should probably get started on our Melting Potions.

James: Why? It's boring.

Peter: Moony's right. Look, Snivellus is almost done with his…

(they all glare at Snape, who glares back)

James: Right! Someone hand me the diced lizard spleens!

Sirius: Way ahead of you Prongs…

(6 diced lizard spleens, 12 puffkin hairs, 27 toad's eyes, and 20 minutes later…)

Peter: Okay…I think we're done.

Remus: No, no, keep stirring. It's supposed to be pink, not red.

Sirius: Man, it's close enough.

Remus: Do you want another failing grade? No, we need to keep stirring.

James: While Peter is stirring, I have a question.

Sirius: What would that be?

Remus: Oh let me guess, "Do you think Lily will go out with me if I buy her 8 kilos of Honeyduke's chocolate?" 'Cause if that's it, no she won't.

James: How do you know?

Remus: You tried that last year. Needless to say, she didn't go for it.

James: Oh yeah.

Peter: I'm done. I think it's pinkish now…

Remus: Good. Now we have to let it cool for…(looks at book)…exactly 6 minutes. All right.

Sirius: Oh, I forgot to tell you guys! While you were arguing over whether Lily did or didn't flirt with James at breakfast…the professor said that there was an error in the book. We were supposed to add 16 diced lizard spleens…

James: Congratulations, Sirius. That must be the first time you ever kinda-sorta payed attention in class…

Remus: OH NO! It's bubbling over!

Peter: Oh nasty, it's turning green!

Sirius: Oops. Sorry.

Remus: Off the table before it gets onto us!

James: Why?

Remus: Well, I'm not exactly in the mood to become a melted blob today, are you?

James: Good point.

Peter: Why are we still writing? Get down!

(they promptly run from the table as Melting Potion covers their parchment, melting it)

James: Oh great…

Remus: What is it, pray tell?

James: Now I can't mooch parchment off of you guys.

Remus: Oh shut up.

YAY! That was fun now, wasn't it? Please review or I will hunt you down and murder you with an axe…I mean, BYE! (P.S. I promise to write again very soon!)