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Surviving Without Ranma:
A Lime-flavored Spamfic

Akane, Ukyo, and Shampoo were the last three people on the
island. They sat in a row on a fallen tree wondering what to
do now.

All they had to their name were the skimpy swimsuits each
was wearing.

"What do we do now?" Akane asked nobody in particular.
"Everybody's been kicked off. We're all that's left.. How do
we survive?" She missed Kasumi's cooking..

"That's a good question. Can't believe even KASUMI'S been
kicked off." Ukyo missed sucking up to Ranma.

"Yeah, very true," Shampoo nodded so hard her breasts
almost fell out of her string bikini. She missed ordering
Mousse around.

Akane suddenly stood, her hands on her hips. "Well, we're
not gunna make if we just keep on sitting here!" she
declared.

Ukyo looked up at her. "So what should we do?" she asked.

The short haired girl deflated. "I have no idea.." And she
sagged back down on the log, bent over with her chin in her
hands and her elbows on her knees. She was unknowingly
showing off an obscene amount of cleavage..

Shampoo noticed. She started twitching..

Ukyo must have gotten the same idea.. "You know.. It's been
said that nobody can survive without human contact..." she
slowly started..

Akane blinked having no idea what the chef was talking
about. "Huh?" she asked, looking at Ukyo. She straightened
and Shampoo nearly whimpered at the loss.

"Well.." Ukyo went on to say. "Don't you know what the most
important thing a human needs to survive is?"

"Water?" Akane answered.

"Food!" Shampoo piped up.

"Shelter.." Akane continued..

"Cable TV.."

"Room service!"

"Male slaves!"

"Indoor plumbing!"

"No.. No.. NO!" Ukyo cried, truly frustrated now.

The other two girls whimpered at Ukyo's tone of voice.

"What's wrong, Ucchan?" Akane managed to ask, as Shampoo
could only whimper again. Both had big, sad, puppy dog eyes.
Lower lips were starting to tremble and it seemed tears were
close to emerging.

Ukyo sighed and ran a hand through her hair, tousling it in
a very sexy way. "I'm sorry guys, but can't you see I have a
very out of character desire to make passionate love on the
beach with both of you at the same time
under the stars, with no good reason besides the fact that
there are no guys here and it's quite fanboyish?"

Akane blinked. Several times. Then shrugged, making her
chest (which really WASN'T all that small) bounce in a
jiggly way. "Ok." And she pounced on the brunette,
knocking them both off the log.

"Why not say so earlier?" Shampoo asked, already stripping
off her bikini top, before she too pounced onto the both
of them.

"Mmph.." was Ukyo's reply since her mouth was full.

Let's not even think about what her mouth was full of...

Anyway, time passes, and when it was supposed to be the next
person's turn to be kicked off the island, the committee
that did that found the three of them in one big heap of
arms and legs in the middle of the forest. Needless to say,
the result was blood loss from the nose and both poor happy
souls fainted at the site.

The girls didn't notice, being lost in exhausted (but
extremely sated) slumber. Not that they would've cared
anyway.. Ah well.

The End