It's Always Sunny in Konoha
A/N: I think the hard part of writing this story is meeting up to the standards of the actual show. The show is funny as hell and to write a story where people can read it and laugh just as hard as you do with the show is a challenge. But it's worth it. Also, I forget to say but the characters in this story are at least 21.
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Naruto and Sasuke were standing in front of Shikamaru's house. Naruto ringed the doorbell and waited. Sasuke told him to ring it again and Naruto did. Soon Sasuke was getting sick of waiting. "Ok Shikamaru really needs to get off his lazy ass and open the door.
Naruto had shook his head and responded. "Seriously after all these years you would think he actually be productive, but he's just as lazy as he was when we were younger. If only he was still living with his parents his mom could have gotten him up." Sasuke nodded his head. "Yeah his mom was scary as hell. I'd rather take a beating from Tsunade then live with her."
Naruto then started banging on the door and shout. "Damn it Shikamaru no one is supposed to sleep as long as you do." Sasuke's patience was now gone and decided to take action. He began performing the hand signs to the fireball jutsu until Naruto interrupted. " Are you about to set his house on fire?"
Sasuke had paused to answer Naruto. "Well if he had gotten up this could have been avoided." Naruto was quick to respond. "You do know that if you set the house on fire Shikamaru won't get up and he'll die. Then we'll be screwed out of money, you'll be living on water, and we'll have to keep running out when it's time to pay the bill. Then it'll eventually lead to us leeching off of someone else. "
Sasuke had given it some thought before replying. "Yeah right Shikamaru is the laziest guy ever but he would get up." Naruto just looked at Sasuke's before saying. "This is Shikamaru we're talking about the guy wouldn't get up if a pair of sharp teeth was gnawing on his ass. All he would do is say how troublesome and roll over."
Realizing that Naruto had a point he stopped the hand signs. "Damn your right he would just lay their as everything burned down around him." Sasuke then had thought of an idea and told Naruto to create a shadow clone.
Naruto raised his eyebrows in confusion. He questioned Sasuke and got the response that it was part of his plan. Naruto was still confused about the so call plan but decided to go along with it. Soon after a Naruto clone appeared.
Sasuke grabbed the clone by the arm and threw him through Shikamaru's bedroom window. Sasuke then smiled at his accomplished plan. "Well that should wake him up." Naruto was shocked at what he just saw. "Why the hell did you just do that and why use my clone?"
Sasuke then went on to answer. "Why are you complaining you should be glad I didn't throw you and trust me I still have the urge to do it right now. Before Naruto could answer, a very pissed off Shikamaru opened the door. "Who the hell just broke my window?"
It was an odd sight to see the laziest ninja in Konoha look angry while twitching his eye. Naruto and Sasuke grinned since it was funny sight to see Shikamaru be worked up. "Well is anyone going to tell how my window got broken?"
Naruto soon spoke up. "Sasuke had done it." Sasuke then replied. "Well technically it's his fault since it was his clone." Then it was Naruto's turn to get pissed. "My fault you threw my clone and it was your idea." Naruto had turned his back to Sasuke.
Shikamaru had calmed down and continued to listen to the argument. "Shikamaru does have another window that isn't broken and you are very close to getting thrown through it. Besides I never said I thought out the plan." Naruto turned and faced Sasuke. "Well it's still your fault and I have nothing else to say."
Shikamaru decided to intervene. "Well what do you guys want since you now have my attention." Naruto had kept his word and not say a thing so Sasuke decided to say something. "We're opening a bar and we would like you to work with us."
Shikamaru was quick to reply, "but that requires doing work." Sasuke was now the one who was getting angry. "Of course it requires work. Will you come or not." Shikamaru though about it for a second and before he could answer Sasuke had added in.
"If you say no we will bother you everyday and we get people to join us. That means Naruto, me, Kiba, Shino, Choji, Lee, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, hell I bet I can get the sand squad to stand in front of your house and annoy you to death. Also we'll follow you wherever you go and..."
Shikamaru quickly cut off Sasuke. "Ok I get it I'll join you, but what about my window."
"Naruto will fix it." And with that they shook their hands and the deal was made. Naruto had outburst. "Me why do I have to do it, don't I get a say in this." Sasuke turned to Naruto, "well you said you had nothing else to say so we would took your silence as a yes."
So, Shikamaru had gotten dressed and followed Naruto and Sasuke. Naruto was still pissed that he had to fix Shikamaru's window and decided to think of a plan to make Sasuke pay. On their way to the bar they explained to Shikamaru what they wanted him to do.
Shikamaru didn't like it but if it was going to keep them from annoying him everyday he was going to agree. Shikamaru then began to ask questions about the bar. "So what's the name of the bar?"
Sasuke was hoping that Shikamaru wouldn't ask that question. "I don't know we haven't named it yet." Naruto on the other hand thought of it as another opportunity to pitch another name. "But there is a possibility it could be called the Uzamaki Sake Hut."
Sasuke had then wished he thrown Naruto through a window when he had the chance. "For the last time we are not including anyone's name for the bar." Shikamaru felt as if he was in a lose-lose situation there was no way that he could not be drawn into it. "Then let's just call it the hidden leaf sake bar."
All three of them decided to agree on it. Sasuke didn't feel like thinking of a name and Naruto decided that as long as part of his idea was used it was just as if he suggested the idea himself.
With everything resolved for the time being until a new problem arisen, which was going to be pretty soon they set out to make a new career in the world of bartending.
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A/N: In the next chapter, they open for the first night and everything does not go well. So, what better way to solve your problems then to have more of your friends help you out? Now review.