Well, It's about time I updated my least updated story, for the people who actually read this one. Specially AlchemistM, one of my only reviewers. Yesh. Well, anyway, disclaimer time.


DISCLAIMER: I do not own legend of Zelda, and If I did, I'd be much much richer, and much happier as well!

Link and Rue sat in that breakfast room, eating away. " So, what exactly do you have in mind we do? " Link asked, and he rammed pancakes into his mouth. Rue was cutting steak and eggs. " Well, I've got a simple plan, the only one that'd work, as far as I can tell. " He said, ramming food into his mouth, with a grin on his face. " That dude I mutilated had a deluxe key. Oh, sweet victory! " He said, and Link laughed, but then stared at the ceiling.

" I feel… different. I think this place changes people… " He said, and Rue nodded. " yes it does. Look at me for instance. I used to be a happy boy, and my hair was a deep crimson color. Been here for a year, I've become a murderous pessimist. " And Link shrugged. " Nah, you're only like this because you have to. You want to survive so you can see the light of day again. You're still the same on the inside, right? " And Rue nodded. " Either, you're really smart, or you were just trying to make me feel better. " Link grinned. " Just trying to make ya feel better. " And Rue stood up.

" Alright, now, that we're nice and full, let's initiate step one of the plan. " He said, leaving the room, closing the door behind him, and locking it. He heard the whoosh of a blade, and a yell of anguish, and turned around. Link had downed an opponent, and there was blood sliding off his faintly glowing blade. " Thanks. " Rue said, walking. " That's one of the reasons that teamwork is best. You cover each other's backs. " He said, and Link nodded. They came to the room where the new prisoners were thrown in.

" So, what's your plan Rue? " Link asked. " Well, what we do, we wait for some fresh meat to be thrown in, and know how they wait a little while? " Link nodded. " I'm gonna throw you into that shaft, and you're going to find a way to let me out. Only me, if possible, these scumbags aren't worth salvation. " He said. Link nodded again. " Ok, so… we wait? " And Rue sat down, and pulled his knees tightly to his chest. " We wait, in darkness, and in patience. " he said, and Link sat down.

After a while, Link fell asleep. Then he felt a violent shake. " Link, wake up! The chute's open! Wake up! " And Link's eyes opened, and they struggled to make out images. " Link, wake up! You need to run straight at me, and then I'll launch you into the chute! " Rue said, and Link's vision focused, and he saw Rue, standing underneath the chute. Link regained his wits, and ran at Rue, who crouched, and Link jumped into his hands, which at the same split-second threw him straight up, with amazing strength. As he went up, he saw a female tumbling downwards, towards Rue. " Watch out Rue! " he called out, as he grabbed onto the ledge and pulled himself up.

" What the hell! " A robed Lizard-like figure said. Link unsheathed his sword. " Pay-back time motherfuckers. " Meanwhile, down below, a female wearing a long billowing black cloak landed in front of Rue. She had shoulder length blonde hair held back in a ponytail, and a pair of blazing amber-red eyes. She scowled at Rue. " You! Since you're the lucky first person I see, I'm going to vent my anger all on you! " She said, with an angry grin, and as she placed her arms to her sides horizontally, and with a flick of her wrists, two short swords appeared in her hands, And on her bandaged chest, there was the Sheikah's emblem, the Crying Eye. Rue barely avoided a blindingly quick slash at his neck. " This wasn't part of the plan. " He said, unsheathing his blade.


Mwahahahahaha! This is a good chapter! ((Despite being a helluva lot shorter than usual... ))But you know what, I need you guys to review to reassure me of this, and if I don't get reviews, you don't get updates. So, if you wanna read more, review more!