Disclaimer: I don't own this story. I don't even own the computer I'm using to write it.
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"Get up you lazy bum. I know you're in there." Why won't she leave? She'd been at the door for over an hour.
There was as a groin. "Why me? What have I done to deserver such a pain?"
There was silence. They're always quite before they go for the kill. I better get up.
He opened the door expecting to find an enraged Ino but he didn't. Her gear was on the floor but she was nowhere in sight. Not that he really bothered to look. He picked up her stuff and flung it on a chair before slamming the door and lying on the floor. Why walk back up to my room she's just gonna hit me and dragged me back down. He closed his eyes but never made it to sleep
There was a shadow over his body "I'm a pain?"
He slowly sat up and opened his eyes just in time to see a foot collide with the left side of his face.
He stood up and looked around. At least she didn't break anything this time. They stood in silence glaring at each other. Well Ino glared. He was counting how many times her eye twitched in a minute. There was a heavy sigh before his lazy voice broke the silence "So are we still going or can I go back to sleep now?"
"WHAT?" There was fire in her eyes. "You sleep through training. You stand me up. And you have the nerve to sound…. To sound... I HATE YOU."
He tilted his head to the right and avoided the two Shuriken that had just been thrown his way. There was another sigh. "It that a yes or a no?"
"Shikamura. You lazy creep. I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on earth." She stormed out slamming the behind her.
He worked his way back up the stairs to his room. "Troublesome women… That's what you said last week."
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I know it's short but I don't think you need a lot of words to sum up their relationship. They're both psychos in there own way. R&R thanks for reading.