Disclaimer: we went over this one already.

This is not really a romance story. Ok it's not a romance story at all but it's the beginning of one so bear with me. This is flows the anime because I've never read the manga and I don't really know if it happened the same way. Hope you like it. R&R.
"Kakashi sensei is gonna kill you."

He shrugged it off. "I'm not afraid of him"

"You should be. Why'd you send that letter to Anko?

"I'll tell you for a kiss."

Her anger vanished and was replaced with a blank, puzzled expression. "A what?

"You heard me a kiss."

Ok that did it. The anger was back. "Naruto. I wouldn't kiss you if my life depended on it."

"You would if you thought I was Sasuke." He pronounced that name long and slow.

"You could never be Sasuke, more importantly I would never confuse you too. You're a complete buffoon and he-" She was cut off when he used a transformation jutsu to tern into there third teammate.

"Are you sure you about the Sakura... not even if I told you how warm and inviting" he stared giggling "that massive done you call a forehead is." He began laughing so hard he lost control of his jutsu and turned back in to himself.

The pink haired Kunoichi was furious. Not only was he making fun of her but she understood what he meant by "warm and inviting". He was going pay for that one.

"Naruto..." her voice was a deadly whisper it pulled him out of his laughter for a second.

"Look at vain.' He pointed to her forehead. "It looks like it gonna explode." He began laughing again. She punched him in the face and he disappeared in a cloud of smoke. It was a clone

"You have to to do better then that if you wanna get me. After all I'm gonna be Hokage some day."

She followed the voice and found him sitting in a tree with a wide grin on his face. "Oh wait I should be like this." He replaced the grin with a deep scowl. "Like your dear Sasuke." he closed his eye and puckered his lips "come one kiss" he started making that kissy, smoochy sound and blow her a few kisses.

"I"M GONNA KILL YOU." she lunged after him and he took off. she was hot on his trail she didn't remember him being this fast. Normally she wouldn't be able to keep up but anger gave her the boost she needed. She lost him in the trees but she could still hear him making that disgusting kissing sound.

Naruto point of view (well kinda)

He couldn't see her but he knew he was behind him. the question was how far behind. "Hay Sakura want me to slow down for you" there was silence. "Oh sweet pie" two throwing Kunai flow by his face. "Now, now pumpkin." there was a loud scream followed by another death threat. He couldn't believe how simple it was. All he need was one more dimwit and it would be complete.

He hoped out the tree and tackled the person he'd been searching for.

A confused Naruto looked at him… "What… who are you? What's going on here" he pulled out aKunai. "You can't be me… I'm me."

"Clam down dope it's me" he undid the transformation justu. (A/N I know it's a bit confusing. But the boy who pissed off Sakura wasn't the real Naruto. Ok. The confused one who got tackled is.)

"Sasuke… You know you can copy all you want but I'm still better then you. And-"

"Shut up you dope" Naruto went to talk but Sasuke cut him off. "Remember the day we were put in to teams?"

"Yeah. What about it?"

"Remember when you attacked me an lock me in that closet?"

"Yeah… That was funny."

"Well I always said I'd get you back…" Naruto laughed.

"Ha, Bring it on. I'm not scared of you." There was aloud scream not to far away. All they could make out was "NARUTO" and "DIE"

"What ever… You may not be scared of me but you lets see how you like her now"

"Umm... What are you talking about?"

"See ya" Sasuke jumped into the trees just as Sakura jumped out.

"NARUTO…" she pulled out her weapons. "YOU DIRTY LITTLE CREEP"

"Um… Hi Sakura." He backed away. "What's going on?"

Sasuke sat in the tree for a while he would have loved to stay on watch the show but he had to make sure Kakashi never realized he was the one who sent Anko that letter.

I know it's not a romance piece. It's more like an opening for the next story. Thanks for reading. Please review. XOXO