A/N: Hello everyone! Zeosphere, here! This is my first story/one shot ever done, but I hope you all enjoy it. This is a story about disaster and misfortune. So sit back and enjoy the ride!
Disclaimer: I don't own Family Guy...or anything else important.
When the Fire Goes Out
-At the Griffin's Home-
Louis: "Is everybody ready!"
Chris: "I'm ready mom! Meg?" (Picks his nose)
Meg: "Ewww, yea I'm ready…wait, where's Dad and Brian!"
(Louis, Chris, and Meg walk into the Kitchen.)
Brian and Peter: "Hahahaha!"
Peter: "D-Do it again!"
Brian: "Ok, here we go!"
(Brian's eyes roll into his head then pop out on the floor.)
Peter: "Hahaha! Oh God! Hahaha! I can't breathe! Hahaha!"
(Brian puts his eyes back in then kicks Peter.)
Peter: "Ow! You son of a- hey, I' can breathe…Do it again!"
Louis: "It's time to go boys, is all your stuff ready?"
Stewie: "God Dammit! Where the hell is my binky! Dog, did you take it? I know you did!"
Louis: "Aww, he's cranky."
(Stewie attacks Brian.)
Peter: "Yep, we're ready." (Eats a donut.)
-Later in the Griffin's van-
Chris: "Hey Dad, are we there yet?"
Peter: "No."
Chris: "Now?"
Peter: "Nooooooo."
Chris:"…How about now?"
Peter: "Yes, we're here!"
Chris: "Liar…are we there yet?"
Meg: "Shut the hell up! I'm sick of this!"
Everyone: "…"
Chris: "Are we there yet?"
Stewie: "Tranq him!
-Later at the camp fire-
Louis: "Peter, did you get the snacks I told you to get?"
Peter: "Huh?" (Eating the last bag of chips.)
Louis: "PETER! Where are all the snacks!"
Peter: "Oh, uh…"
Chris: "We're all gonna die!"
Louis: "Don't worry sweetie, Meg, go find some food."
Meg: "Why the hell do I have to do it? He's the one dying!"
Stewie: "Damn you, Peter!"
(Starts choking Peter)
Brian: "Watch your language Stewie Dammit!"
(Stewie looks at Brian)
Stewie: "Back off spot!"
Brian: "That's it, I'm Writing a book on you!"
(Brian runs into the wilderness)
Stewie: "that's right! Go away before I kick you're ass"
-Later by a waterfall-
Chris: "hey dad, Are these berries poisonous?"
Peter: "hmmm…"
(Peter eats a berry and starts to break out)
Peter: "oh god, Hives!"
-Later in a tree somewhere-
Brian: (Sigh) "Almost done…"
(Brian falls out of the tree into a pile of bear poop and leaves) "Damn."
-Back at the campfire-
Meg: "Well that was pointless."
Stewie: "Look on the bright side, the fat man's poisoned!"
(Peter's on the ground foaming at the mouth, with berries in his hand.)
Louis: "Oh Peter!"
(Stewie hears something)
Stewie: "What the h is that noise!"
Chris: "Oh my god it's a Sascrotch!"
Meg: "You idiot! It's a Sasquatch!"
Meg: "Run!"
(Everyone climbs a tree)
Chris: "We'll never get outta here alive!"
Brian: "I can't se-"
(Falls off a cliff)
Stewie: "It looked familiar"
Peter: "Let's just go back to the camp and roast some marshmallows"
Louis: "you ate them all remember!"
(Later at the campfire)
Meg: "At least we have the fire still going'
(The Fire goes out)
Meg: "We're doomed!"
Louis: "Everyone calm down we're gonna be O.K."
Stewie: "You think your so smart woman don't you?"
(Brian climbs off the cliff wet)
Brian: "I HATE you people"
Peter: "This is just like the time we played that game SAW"
(Flashback)
Mysterious Man: "You have to find a way to get out in 25 minutes or I will come kill you myself"
Peter: You mean I have to move?"
Mysterious Man: "…"
(In the Morning)
Meg: "Can we go home now?"
Peter: "No, we haven't found Smokey"
Louis: "Aww, come on Peter, we're so tired"
Chris: "Oooh! Oooh! I know! I know!"
(Makes a small fire)
(Smokey comes out of nowhere and steps on the fire)
Smokey: "Only you can prevent fires!"
Peter: "O.K. we can go now"
(Later at the griffin's house)
Quagmire: "So how was the trip?"
Peter: "It was perfect nothing went wrong"
Brian: "You are the worst liar!"
(Still picking out leaves out of his hair)
Quagmire: "Meet any hot babes?"
Peter: "We where in the forest"
Quagmire: "Amazon?"
Peter: "you have one little sick mind"
(Steps away)
(Goes into the living room)
Peter: "So you ready for another trip?"
Everyone: "Uggghhh"
Fin