ACGOMN: Ahem, this is a very crack pairing. Gaara/Tsunade. (What are you all looking at?)
Seriously
Headlines of every newspaper:
KAZEKAGE GAARA AND HOKAGE TSUNADE ARE DATING?
The 15-year old Kazekage and nearly 50 year old Hokage in a relationship...
Tsunade ripped the paper up. How the hell did they find out? Meanwhile in Suna, a certain Kazekage just received the newspaper and wasn't too thrilled either. Suna didn't need that mountain anyway. When the news reached the eyes and ears of Jiraiya he actually stopped peeping and cried. When the news reached Orochimaru, he fainted of shock. Everyone knew from any kage and any low life. The world was in hysterics and having heart attacks. Shizune and Kakashi grinned at each other. Now, everyone wouldn't be concerned with their relationship. Tsunade lettered Gaara and asked him to come over soon as possible. With that Gaara used his sand got there in two seconds (pretend he can do that).
"What the hell are we going to do," yelled Tsunade.
"Ignore them," Gaara simply stated. Tsunade looked at him with shock. "I don't care what they think."
"I know, we'll do it your way," said Tsunade. She gave him a bear hug and Gaara thought Ah, heaven.
ACGOMN: HOLY CRAP! I made Gaara OOC and a pervert. Gah, review.