Resident Parody 4
By BahamutZERO
Chapter 3-3 (really short)
(Leon finds the room Ashley is trapped in)
Luis: Leon! I got it! (stabbed) OW DAMMIT!
Leon: Luis!
(Luis flies up in the air and drops the sample. Saddler catches it)
Luis: Shit! Argh! Shit, again!
(Luis hits the floor and Saddler's tentacle retracts)
Leon: EWWW! Was that tentacle sticking out of your ass?
Saddler: ...uh...
Leon: It was!
Luis: ...help...
Saddler: Now that I have the sample, you serve me no purpose. (leaves)
Leon: Yeah, that's right, LEAVE, ass-tentacle thing!
Luis: ...I'm in so much pain...
Leon: Can you believe that? That ugly slimy thing poking out of his ASS?
Luis: ...
Leon: Sorry, are you okay?
Luis: ...you can't be serious. Anyway, I am a researcher. Saddler found out what I was up to. Here, take this.
Leon: What is it?
Luis: A drug that will make you high enough to resist the parasite... Saddler has the sample... you... have to... get it back...
Leon: Luis? (Metal Gear game over sound: dah duh dah duh duh... DUN DUN DUN) LUIS!
Next: Chapter 3-4