Resident Parody 4
By BahamutZERO
Chapter 3-4
Ashley: Dammit, Leon! Can't you hit anything?
Leon: Sorry! You're so hot that I just can't risk shooting you on accident.
(an outline of bullet holes surrounds Ashley's body)
Ashley: Hurry up, or you won't get any ass!
Leon: NOOO! (tosses grenade)
K-BOOM
Ashley: I'm outta here! (leaves)
(Ashley is walking around in some random corridors and meets a zealot)
Ashley: Stay back! (runs as clothing falls off)
Zealot: Le haría en el asno! (I'd do you in the ass!)
(Ashley makes it past the zealots and giant suits of armor and manages to return to Leon)
Ashley: Leon!
Leon: Ashley, you're not wearing anything! YES!
Ashley: There's no time for that, we have to move on!
Leon: Right, but first...
Ashley: What?
Leon: Hand them over.
Ashley: Hand what over? (7600 pesetas fall out of her pockets)
Leon: Ashley...
Ashley: What, I needed some pocket change! Leave me alone!
Next: Chapter 4-1