A/n: Sorry for the long delay but I need ideas …
Well I hope you guys like it…!
Daily joke!
Why couldn't G-unit get on the bus?
Answer is at bottom of page!
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Ch.5.A rough Day!
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Last time:
Soon after they left to home the guys dropped the girls off Inuyasha got a peck on the check while Miroku a slap for groping Sango as a Goodbye present.
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Now:
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP! Went Kagome's alarm clock. As Kagome snoozed but was waken by the loud noise but ignored it until Sango came in all moody about turning off the alarm.
"SHUT THAT FREAKIN' ALARM CLOCK KAGOME!" she emphasized the word 'Kagome'.
But she didn't move an inch until…..
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! SANGO! IT'S COLD!"
"Well that's what you get for not turning off the ALARM CLOCK!" sneered Sango.
Yes Sango had grabbed Kagome and put her in the shower with very cold water. As theykept bickering they heard knock on the door.
And went to open it to find Miroku and Inuyasha. And of course since Kagome was wearing a white silk pajama dress that went to her knees. They could see through her dress until….
"What are you guys looking at?" eyed Kagome suspiciously. But none said nothing until Sango whispered that her pj's was white and she was wet.
Kagome looked down in horror and then started screaming 'perverts' and throwing stuff at them until they left the room.
Sango had then told her to hurry and get ready while she did the same.
It was at least 9:00 in the morning and the boys just sat there watching TV.
"Hey Miroku, what's taking them so long?" asked Inuyasha being impatient.
"Nothing now relax here comes are 'Holiday' video" he said. There video had won 2nd place while Sango had won 3rd place in the Mtv countdowns.
Then the announcer had come on saying here is our newest and most certainly number 1 video 'Hollaback Girl' by Kagome Higurashi!"
As the video came on Miroku was dancing and drooling over how Kagome dressed and danced. Inuyasha however liked it but not the way she preformed it with the clothes and moves.
"KAGOME!" he yelled.
Uh huh, this my sh!t
All the girls stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
"What Inuyasha?" she said coming out in a white tank top that showed her belly and a beige skirt with black addias and her hair down with just lip-gloss.
Oooh, this my sh!t, this my sh!t 4x
I heard that you were talking sh!t
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right; put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
"Why are you dressing like that" he said pointing to the TV. He did not want his girlfriend of 4 months dressing like that he didn't even like that outfit she wore in 'Rich Girl'.
Oooh, this my sh!t, this my shi!t
"Well Inuyasha that is the way I designed the outfits to look like, they look cute!" she said.
"You look like a slut whore!" he yelled.
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
"How dare you call me that!" she yelled. And slapped him really hard. Only to be slapped back.
Oooh, this my shit, this my shit
Both of them were surprised of what Inuyasha did. Kagome slowly fell to the floor and whispered "I think you should go…"
Let me hear you say, this sh!t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This sh!t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, the sh!t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This sh!t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
"Bu..but Kagome I-" he started. "GO INUYASHA!" she began crying.
"Ok fine, come on Miroku we're leaving" he told Miroku because he and Sango had witnessed the whole thing.
With out saying a word they left like that….
Oooh, this my sh!t, this my sh!t
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A/n: hope you guys like it..
Ok here's the joke…
Why couldn't G-unit get on the bus?
Because they didn't have 50 cent!