Thinking

by Lady Merlin

Artemis' parents have a discussion about Artemis. They decide to send him to a shrink, see what happens after this into in Psychology sucks, I'll put that up in a bit. well, it's probably on now, so nvm.

I love AF I love AF I Love AF I Love AF I Love AF I

Well, that is my secret message for now… :D

Eh, this is an odd little ditty that I thought up sometime when I as asleep. Kind of corresponding with my other fic, 'psychology sucks'. This is what Artemis' parents think about him…

"Honey, have you noticed that Artemis is growing up?"

"mm hmm." Said her husband, Timothy Artemis Fowl, turning his attention to his wife, Angeline Fowl.

"He is so, mature."

"yeah, kind of dark, distant, he's changed while I was gone."

"I know, I may not know what and how, but when I was talking to Juliet, she said that he did a lot of, 'work'. He did a lot of stealing, heists and became the world's most eligible bachelor…"

"he did?"

"yes, you should see the number of girls hounding him… he seems rather odd, detached from all of them."

"All except someone, whom I see him writing to."

"what do you mean?"

"Well, every now and then, I see him emailing someone and he smiles!"

"he does? I've never seen him."

"well, here, look at this surveillance camera." And Mr. Fowl showed Angeline a video, in which Artemis types something and grins.

"He certainly has changed."

"for the better or for the worse?"

"better. He seems human now."

"but he's smarter than before, which may not be such a good thing. Very strange. I would have previously encouraged it."

"I know."

"Where did we go wrong?"

"We didn't love him."

"Maybe we should send him to a psychologist to find out."

"hmmm. Maybe." Angeline picked up the phone and called up someone, "yes, Angeline Fowl speaking, may I book a councilor?"

And Artemis groaned. The I-love-and-care-for-you-and-want-to-know-everything-about-your-life-thing was getting old.

Well, now you go read psychology sucks. It's funny.