Disclaimer: I don't own yami no Matsuei or any of it's characters.

I am extremely sorry for not updating sooner! I was on vacation and I started writing the chapter but I didn't like how I started it so I had to rewrite it!

Anyway, I'm amazed that this fic got so many positive reviews! 27! Thank you everyone!

And now, on with the fic! Also I decided to add Tatsumi x Watari parts in this fic. If you don't like that pairing, then please don't flame me for putting it in. And all Japanses words will be translated at the end of the fic


Kitty Tsuzuki

Watari sighed inwardly as he typed rapidly on his computer that he considered an ancient piece of crap. 'Dammit. Well.. Konoe didn't like my little plan and now I have to make it up by doing all of Tsuzuki's paperwork for the week... asshole.'

"It is your own fault, Watari-san." Tatsumi calmly stated as he entered the room, clipboard in hand.

Watari smirked at the computer screen as his long, slender fingers continued typing. "Mou.. there's the upside and downside to everything. Besides, it's only for this week."

Azure eyes glanced up at the back of the blonde's head. "You're a fool."

The scientist spun around in his chair so he'd face Tatsumi, with the smirk remaining on his face. "So? I'm a fool. A fool that's doing good things for the sake of love. And without my help, those two would just continue thinking that the other hated them."

"Undoubtedly so." Tatsumi agreed as he turned around and walked towards the door.

"Ne, Tatsumi.." Watari started just as the brunette was near the door.

Tatsumi stopped. "Yes, Watari-san?"

Amber eyes stared at the back of the older shinigami. "Are you.. mad at me?"

Confusion was visible in his eyes as Tatsumi turned to face the younger man. He instantly noticed that Watari's eyes were filled with an emotion that he had never seen in them before. "Nani?"

"For trying to get Tsuzuki and Bon together.." Replied Watari as he continued gazing into deep blue eyes.

The secretary stared into those beautiful amber eyes for what seemed like an eternity before blinking and breaking the eye contact. "It'll be good for Tsuzuki to have someone by his side, especially the one person that he wanted." And with that he left.

Watari stared at where the older man had just been seconds earlier with pained eyes. 'As in, you're not sure yourself. You loved him yet.. it wouldn't have worked out so you two went your separate ways. You feel so alone and hurt you lock yourself away unable to see anyone other then the one you want.' Watari lowered his gaze, now staring intently at the floor under him. 'Unable to see how much I care for you.'

003 stared at her master from her seat on top of his computer. She'd just wished that he'd handle his own love problems before other people's. She needed to get him and that secretary together but first she had to assist him with this plan. She'll make sure everyone will be happy, one love life at a time. One thing was for sure, she'd never understand these human creatures.


Tsuzuki carefully sneaked up on his prey, his violet eyes filled with determination. He got closer, and closer until he finally was close enough. Then he pounced but the thing overpowered him and he rolled over it and hit the ground. "Meeeowww..." --Evil yarn.--

He sat up and before standing and going after the yarn again, chasing after the blue ball as it rolled before him. He jumped on it and got tangled up a little. He tried to get free but that only resulted in him getting even more tangled.

Two brown cat ears perked up upon hearing the shower turn off.

After setting up all of Tsuzuki's things, Hisoka had decided to take a nice, cool shower. And he had been in there for a while, at least Tsuzuki thought so. Once he heard the door open, Tsuzuki, who was on his back with his paws in the air completely tangled up in blue yarn, looked back. His kitty eyes widened and he knew that if he were human, his cheeks whole be burning red right now.

'Hisoka was afraid of joining us at the hot springs because he felt his body wasn't mature enough? Hell. His body is just so... perfect...' Thought the amethyst eyed kitty as he stared at him.

Hisoka was standing in the doorway that lead to the bathroom wearing only a white towel around his waist, his golden hair wet with drops of water dripping off the tips at times, that slowly traveled down his body.

The empath noticed the tangled up kitty on the ground and smiled lightly at it. "Having fun?"

Kitty Tsuzuki glared lightly at the boy as he attempted to free himself from the evil yarn. "Mrreeoorrww..." --fucking yarn...--

A chuckle escaped Hisoka's soft lips as he watched his kitty's futile attempt of escaping. He then walked over to the kitty and kneeled down beside him, picking the tiny creature up, freeing him from the yarn.

Big violet eyes stared directing into stunning green ones as Hisoka held the kitty right in front of his face, their noses touching lightly.

The smile the young shinigami gave Tsuzuki was the most amazing smile Hisoka had ever seen him smile. "You're so kawaii, Neko-chan( that's what Hisoka decided to call the kitty. Original, ne?)."

Tsuzuki stared wide-eyed at his partner. He obviously had a soft spot for animals when no one else was around, especially young ones.

Hisoka hugged his neko to his bare chest before standing up.

'Oh Enma...' Thought the century old kitty grateful that he was a brown kitty because of the way he was probably blushing underneath his soft fur as his head rested against Hisoka's chest. 'He's gonna kill me when he finds out..'

As Hisoka stood up, the towel slid off him and landed on the ground.

The kitty's eyes widened as he instinctively looked down before he gulped, feeling his kitty cheeks burn up again. 'No.. he's not going to kill me. He's going to murder me. And Watari. No.. screw that. Watari will be kept alive because of the fact Tatsumi has a crush on the guy... I'll die alone... Damn.'

Hisoka stared at the towel before shrugging and heading towards his room, deciding to just leave it there since he didn't feel like picking it up at the moment and since no one was around, especially Tsuzuki, he could walk around without any clothes on. If Tsuzuki saw him naked, he'd be ashamed of himself and his wretched eternally young body. He could never match up to his partner and that is exactly why he thought he did not deserve him.

Once inside the room, the blond gently set his present on his soft bed while he got out a pair of blue boxers as well as loose, black pajama pants, both of which he put on.

After that was done, he walked over to his bed and crawled underneath the light blue bed covers. He smiled gently at the kitty who was seated beside his head on the white, fluffy pillow. "I'm sorry I can't play with you, kitty. I'm extremely tired. I couldn't sleep last night because of nightmares."

Tsuzuki stared down at the young shinigami as he scratched him behind the ears, which felt extremely good causing him to purr in happiness and he was saddened slightly once Hisoka stopped.

"That reminds me... I better ask Watari... where the baka is tomorrow..." Muttered the boy as his eyes closed, no longer able to keep them open and he almost instantly drifted off to sleep.

'You never would've told me that you didn't sleep if I asked you... don't worry Hisoka. I won't let those nightmares hurt you. I promise you.' And with that final thought, Tsuzuki curled up into a ball right beside Hisoka before falling asleep.

The next morning, Hisoka had woken up once his alarm clock sound. He slept so peacefully that night, it felt like it was a dream. He found kitty sleeping soundly beside him, snoring lightly at times. After getting dressed for work in a sleeveless, leather turtle neck shirt with loose, comfy white pants and regular sneakers, he woke up the kitty with much difficulty.

This kitty was as stubborn as a mule. It meowed and hissed and hung onto the pillow, just wanting to sleep the day away. Hisoka decided that Neko-chan was a big of a lazy ass as Tsuzuki.

The young shinigami decided to bring the kitty to work with him since he couldn't just leave it by itself since it wasn't fun and also because the kitty might break something.

Once the two arrived in the Ministry, with Tsuzuki in Hisoka's arms, the two realized something was strange. For one, Tatsumi was not in his office, organizing the paperwork that needed to be done and preparing to yell at Tsuzuki for coming in later, nor was there a Watari causing an early morning explosion and then running to them to test his latest potion or bugging Tatsumi for funding.

Something was extremely strange.

He decided to head to the break room and that's when he heard a 'What the fuck is that thing supposed to be?' which sounded like Terazuma. Something was definitely going up.


"WOW! That was such a great idea, Watari-san!" Exclaimed Saya as she stared at the blond who was standing before them with Tatsumi at his side while she, Yuma, Wakaba, Terazuma, the Gushoshin brothers and Konoe were sitting at a table before the two, all facing them.

Yuma nodded. "Yea! Those two need together!"

"And then we could work at getting the other two obvious crushes together too!" Suggested Wakaba with a bright smile.

Both the mad scientist and money-tight secretary blinked as they stared confusedly at the girl before saying in unison. "What other obvious crushes?" The two looked at each other before both looked away, Watari suddenly finding the tiles on the floor interesting as he tried to hide the red on his cheeks while Tatsumi closed his eyes as he adjusted his glasses to prevent anyone from noticing the crimson on his face.

Everyone else in the room sighed. They knew love was blind but they didn't know it was stupid too.

"Anyway..." Konoe started while looking at the two flushed men. "What is the point of this?"

Watari smirked as he reached behind him. "The point is for this to happen!" He then revealed the thing to be one of his magnificent artworks. On it was something that resembled a deformed donkey humping a disassembled cellphone.

Everyone stared at the picture either disgustedly or confusedly before Terazuma finally yelled, "What the fuck is that thing supposed to be?"

"Bon and Tsuzuki having hot passionate sex! Can't you see their cocks right there going..." Watari started as he pointed to a certain line in the picture but before he could finish, Tatsumi cut him off.

"Thank you Watari-san for drawing that... picture... but there is no need to go into detail." Tatsumi calmly stated, not wanting to picture Tsuzuki and Hisoka having sex, especially since Watari would tell it in full detail.

"Oh come on Tatsumi! You know very well that this will eventually happen between the two! My bet is that Tsuzuki will be the one on top when it happens." Watari added with a mischievous smirk, not realizing that another person and feline had entered the room.

"Tsuzuki will be on top when what happens?"

Everyone spun around, with Tatsumi and Watari being the exception since they just had to look up, and they saw Hisoka standing there, with Tsuzuki in his arms.

Watari sweat dropped as he chuckled nervously. "Umm... well... you see..."

Hisoka noticed Watari's hentai masterpiece and stared at it for a second before asking. "What's that picture supposed to be?"

Watari blinked as he just now realized that he still held the picture in his hand and decided to do the first thing that came to his mind and took the paper and shoved it into Tatsumi's mouth.

Everyone stared at him wide-eyed as the blonde shoved the entire sheet into the brunette's mouth within a few seconds.

Once done, Watari smiled sheepishly at the younger shinigami. "What picture, Bon? I don't see a picture. Do you see a picture Tatsumi?" He looked at the man standing beside him, with the paper crumbled up inside his mouth earning him both a glare and a low growl.

The murderous glare that was being directed at the scientist by the secretary was one that meant both ' Say-good-bye-to-your-pay-check-for-the-rest-of-the-year' as well as 'Ask-me-for-funding-I-will-kick-your-ass-right-out-the-window'.

Hisoka sighed before reminding himself of what he needed to ask Watari. "Watari-san, do you know where Tsuzuki is?"

"He went to get Chief pastries from all around Japan! It's a week long assignment and if he didn't do it, Chief would fire him!" Watari responded with a bright smile before adding. "You know about Chief's sweet tooth.

Chief's lips curled up slightly as he smirked.( like in the manga when they talk about sweets in front of Konoe)

"Oh... well, I had better get to work then." Hisoka said before he left the room, saddened slightly due to the fact he wouldn't see his partner for the whole week.

Once everyone was sure that the emerald-eyed blond was gone, they all sighed in relief.

"That was close!" Stated Watari while everyone else, other then Tatsumi, nodded in agreement. It was going to be extremely difficult to not let Hisoka find out especially since he was an empath.


And that's all for this chappie. Humor and seriousness. Hmm... hopefully it was a good chapter. Well, please review!

Japanese words

Mou- well

Ne- umm..

Nani?- what?

Kawaii- cute

Neko- cat

Shinigami- guardian of death

Baka- idiot

Hentai- pervert