Diclaimer: I don't own YnM.
Well, here's the next update! I'm sorry i didn't update sooner but I had writer's block on this chapter.. Well, this chapter is pretty long.. 6 pages in Open Office... and hopefully it's good...
And I would answer reviews but I heard from a friend that ff. net doesn't allow you to answer reviews no more so I guess I won't answer them until I know if that's true or not... Well, onward!
Kitty Tsuzuki
Tsuzuki nibbled on the attacker, his paws having grabbed it finally but it managed to get away before it started attacking him again, harder but not too hard. "Meeeooorrwww!" --'Sokaaa! That tickles!--
Hisoka smiled lightly as he tickled the kitten's tummy with his finger, causing it to gently brush it's tiny paw against Hisoka's finger and bite it but not hard enough to cause pain, "So, I'm tickling you? Well, I'm not about to stop."
The amethyst eyed kitty liked this side of Hisoka that he had never seen before. A kind, happy, smiling boy that didn't hide his emotions but, it saddened him lightly that Hisoka was never that way around him when he was human.
The blond was so preoccupied with his present, he did not hear footsteps approaching the door then someone opening it before watching the two for several seconds then saying, "Kurosaki-kun. Now is not the time to be playing with that kitten."
Hisoka spun around, startled by the sound of Tatsumi's voice.
Tatsumi hid the small smile that had been on his face seconds earlier replacing it with his traditional calm and collected one as he stared at the boy.
The teenager gulped lightly before picking the kitty off the desk and placing it on his lap, "Gomen ne..."
"Just do not allow it to happen again." Tatsumi started as he adjusted his glasses that had slid out of their proper place, "I came here to inform you that all of Tsuzuki's paperwork for the week will be Watari-san's responsibility so you need not worry about it."
Hisoka nodded, thankful that he did not have to do extra work, when a question reached his mind that he decided to keep to himself, 'Why would Watari be the one to do all of Tsuzuki's paperwork? Something really is going on...'
Tatsumi then exited the room and Hisoka sighed and was about to get back to work when...
"HI-SO-KA-CHAN!"
Hisoka winced, the two high pitched voices sending shivers up his back, "No.. Please no.."
Saya and Yuma at that moment burst into the room, glomping the poor, defenseless boy and kitten.
"Where's your pretty little kitty, Hisoka-chan!"
"Yea! Where's the little kitty at?"
"Get offa me!
"Meeeooow!" --Need air, 'Soka. AIR!--
Hisoka was tightly hugging the kitty to his chest, cutting off it's air supply, while Saya and Yuma had tackled Hisoka to the ground and were all over him like flies on honey.
"Aww! He's so cute! Watari-san did such a great job!" Exclaimed Saya as she grabbed the kitty from Hisoka.
"Oh my god! That's sooo cute! You'd never be able to tell that's Tsu..." Yuma stopped herself, almost saying the Taboo word of the week, before saying the first word that came to her mind other then Tsuzuki, "Tsuma!"
Hisoka stared at the girl as if she grew another head, "Tsuma? How can a cat be your wife especially since it's male?"
"Cats mate, don't they?" Then Saya smirked and asked, "Besides, how do you know it's male? Did you... you know... check..?"
Tsuzuki choked slightly at the question and at the way it was said.
"Yes, as a matter of fact I did! What kind of a person doesn't check whether or not it's male or female!" Hisoka angrily exclaimed.
The two girls blinked before replying in unison, "A bisexual."
Sweatdrop. 'Crazy crackheads...'
Tsuzuki sighed, ' Saya and Yuma are going to get me killed!'
"And what did you mean when you said Watari did a great job?" Hisoka asked, eying the two suspiciously.
Both girls chuckled nervously before Yuma finally said, "Umm.. he did a great job... in picking the kitty out for you!"
"Yea! He picked the best one!" Saya added cheerfully.
Hisoka tried to read their emotions but couldn't since they somehow had managed to block them off.
"Now, we'd better go, right Saya?" Yuma said as she glanced over at her partner.
Saya nodded hyperly, "Yup! We'll give you the latest "Pink House" outfit next time, Hisoka-chan!"
And with that the two Hokkaido girls dashed out of the room, leaving an angry and annoyed Hisoka and an equally annoyed Kitty Tsuzuki.
"I hate those two." The teenager stated dryly.
"Mrreeoowwr.." --I hate Watari more at the moment... telling everyone about this..-- The kitty added.
In Tatsumi's office, the secretary was seated at his desk while Watari was seated ontop of it, facing the brunette his legs hanging down in front of him, since the other chair in the room was being occupied by her highness, 003, who didn't like to share that much.
"Oh come on Tatsumi! I didn't mean to shove that in your mouth! It was just the first thing that came to my mind." Watari exclaimed as he looked at Tatsumi.
"Hmph. You should've shoved it in your mouth Watari-san instead of filling my mouth with that garbage that you considered art." Stated the secretary as he cleaned his glasses that he decided had gotten too dirty.
The blond glared lightly at the man seated before him, "Well, I'm sorry that I can't be as good of an artist as you though I doubt you'd mind if that were you and Tsuzuki."
Tatsumi put his glasses back on before looking up at Watari with his usual collected expression, "We shall discuss this later, Watari-san. I have work to finish."
"No! You wanna discuss it then we'll discuss it now!" Watari shouted directly at Tatsumi's face as he grabbed the man by the shoulders, "Are you against my plan to get Bon and Tsuzuki together because you still have feelings for him or not?"
Tatsumi stared up wide-eyed at the scientist and just as he was about to answer, the door got forcefully kicked open which startled Watari causing him to jump up slightly, falling from the desk directly in Tatsumi's lap.
"Watari-san!" Saya shouted as she and Yuma ran inside the office. Both halted abruptly as the saw the scene in front of them.
Tatsumi had Watari in his lap, Watari's hands still on the secretary's shoulders while Tatsumi's hands were on the scientist's waist. Their bodies were touching while their faces were mere centimeters away, each could feel the other's breath on their face as they stared into each other's eyes.
Yuma smirked as she got out a digital camera from her pocket and pointed it at the two, who apparently hadn't noticed the two extra presences in the room, and..
Click!
Watari blinked after hearing the click sound, tearing his gaze away from sapphire eyes and noticed the two girls, who were smirking madly, "Saya! Yuma!"
"Mou, whoever would've guessed you'd do something so naughty in the office with Watari-san, Tatsumi-san." Saya said with a bright smile, which caused Tatsumi and Watari to flush blood red.
"Now.. ladies, this isn't what it looks like. Watari just jumped.. into my lap when you startled him upon entering." Tatsumi said in the most collected and calm voice that he could.
"Watari, eh?" Saya said with a bright smile.
Tatsumi's eyes widened lightly as he realized that he had called him 'Watari' with no honorific -san.
"Anyway, Watari-san, you did a great job in kitty-fying Tsuzuki! He looks so adorable!" Yuma cheerfully exclaimed.
Saya nodded, "Yup! Except Yuma almost gave it away."
"Yea! Almost!" Yuma stated, "Hisoka's still clueless though! Hopefully... Oh and look at what we ordered for Hisoka!" With that Yuma reached into a bag she had brought and got out a censored outfit. "The Count also shops at "Pink House" so we ordered a bunch of things and this one's just perfect for Hisoka!"
Tatsumi and Watari gaped at the outfit wide-eyed. They didn't know what was creepier. The fact that they were picturing Hisoka in that and he looked good in it or the fact that Saya and Yuma order clothes from the same magazine as the Count.
"And Watari-san, we got this one for you!" Yuma added as she reached into the bag and got out another outfit, this one being double censored, and there was the black leather whip that went along with the outfit.
Watari smiled weakly as he stared at the outfit, "Umm.. Arigatou…?"
Tatsumi was gawking at the outfit, picturing Watari wearing that outfit… Then a few stray hentai thoughts crossed his mind.. Then a few images involving him, Watari, that outfit, the whip, whipped cream, and a pair of handcuffs. Then there was…
"Tatsumi-san.. You're getting a nosebleed…" Stated Saya and Yuma nodded in agreement which caused Watari to look up at Tatsumi and indeed he was getting a nosebleed, a large one at that.
Tatsumi blinked before blushing lightly as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a handkerchief, holding it against his nose.
"Too many hentai thoughts there, Tatsumi-san?" Yuma said with a big smirk on her face, which caused crimson to flood to Tatsumi's cheeks as well as cause a low growl to escape his lips, "I don't blame ya! Watari-san would look…so…"
"Sexy, hot, perfect, revealing, intimidating, skimpy, make you wanna jump him and fuck him right here and now with or without handcuffs not caring who the hell's around…" Saya finished for her partner with a big smile.
Watari blushed at Saya's comments before forcing himself to get off Tatsumi's lap and walking towards the door, "Well, thank you both for the outfit. Now, I had better go feed my birds. Ja ne." With that the blond left the room, 003 quickly flying after him, fearing for her own life.
There was silence in the room before Yuma finally realized something. "Oh my god! Watari-san forgot his outfit!"
"Tatsumi-san, could you give Watari-san his outfit?" Saya asked, placing the clothes on Tatsumi's desk.
Tatsumi, who still was holding up thereddeninghandkerchief to his nose, glared coldly at the two, "Fine. Now. Get out."
Saya and Yuma ran out of the room as fast as they could due to the 'You had better run now or else.' tone of voice and the many shadows that had come alive and were slowly approaching them.
A sigh escaped Tatsumi's lips as he held his head, on the verge of a bad headache.
Yuma's head peaked into the room with a bright smile, "Just tell him how you feel, Tatsumi-san. I'm sure Watari-san will feel the same way! And remember to give him the outfit!" And then the head vanished.
Tatsumi sighed deeply before standing up and grabbing his wallet. He decided to go to the pharmacy downstairs since he really needed some aspirn.
Hisoka flopped down on his couch after having entered his house. Tsuzuki ran inside after him, jumped up onto the couch and then sat down on the blond's stomach, staring at him with big violet eyes.
"Meow?"--Hard day?--"
A slight smile appeared on Hisoka's face as he scratched Neko-chan behind the ears, "I had a hard day. First everyone talking about something in the break room, then Saya and Yuma with them blocking their emotions, then Tatsumi-san and Watari-san avoiding each other at every possible time…. Something really is going on…."
Tsuzuki tilted his head slightly, "Meow?" --Really?-- 'Well, something must've happened between them which obviously didn't involve sex or funding or asking for funding while having having sex.'
Hisoka yawned widely before closing his eyes, "Now, I'll take a little nap..."
Tsuzuki watched Hisoka drift off to sleep before curling up on Hisoka's stomach, deciding to go to sleep too since being a kitty is hard work, 'Sleep well Soka. I'll be right here beside you.'
Well, I didn't like the ending too much but it's the best I could do with a headache. Looks like I'll need to ask Tatsumi for some asprin. Well, hopefully that was good.. Now I is off to finish writing a newYnM fic that I will post. Ja ne Minna-san! And please review!
Japanese Words
Gomen ne- I'm sorry
Tsuma- wife/ my wife
Mou- well
Hentai- perverted
Ja ne- see ya
Minna-san- everyone