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Well, here is the forth long awaited chapter! And I am really sorry for the long delay! I was really busy with school and stuff. And I am sorry if this chapter truly sucks. And thank you everyone for the great reviews! Now, onward!
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Kitty Tsuzuki
Big, tearful, violet eyes stared up into annoyed emerald ones.
"No."
The kitten's eyes widened and looked like he was a kicked puppy.
Hisoka's eyebrow twitched, wondering how a kitten could do a kicked puppy look, before saying, "No."
The little innocent kitty somehow made a sniffing noise as he continued staring up at his master with those big, hurt eyes.
The blond boy stared at the kitten before sighing deeply, shoving his plate that had a piece of apple pie on it, before the kitten, "Fine! Have it!"
The kitty's expression instantly brightened as he lunged at the cake, devouring it within several short seconds then he started to lick the plate clean.
A sigh escaped Hisoka's lips before a slight smile reached as he watched the kitten finish licking the crumbs of the apple pie off the table. Now, a normal kitten should not be allowed to eat apple but this kitten is a special one... Or at least that's what Watari told him yesterday.
Flashback.
"Ne, Watari-san..." Hisoka quietly started as he walked inside the laboratory, which, might I add, was completely spotless. He noticed the honey-eyed scientist staring absentmindedly at the computer screen that's screen saver was running at the moment.
The eternally young teenager walked over to the older man and tapped him lightly on the shoulder, causing the blond to jump up, startled.
Once Watari realized that it was Hisoka he smiled and exhaled deeply, grateful that it was only him and not Tatsumi. "Yo, Bon. What's up?"
Hisoka stared at the slightly startled blond, confused by both his thoughts and feelings. At first when he walked in the room, a wave of loneliness, confusion, and longing hit him then when he touched the man he felt fear and hope which by now had become relief mixed with a little disappointment.
The younger blond shook it off, deciding that it was none of his business before he began, "I was wondering what I should give Neko-chan as a treat, like cat nip or something like that.."
"Oh! I forgot to tell you that I gave Neko-chan a special formula that'll allow him to eat human food, like cakes, chocolate, and apple pie!" Watari exclaimed with a smile before adding, "Especially apple pie!"
End Flashback.
"Yes, especially apple pie..." Muttered the boy as he rested his head on the palm of his hand as he watched the tiny kitten.
Meanwhile
"Hold still Hajime-chan!" Wakaba exclaimed as she once again attempted to put bows in Terazuma's hair, which is not a simple task.
A low growl escaped the former detective's lips as he tried not to move. How did he get himself into this mess... Oh yea.. he destroyed Wakaba's laptop and had to whatever she said for the next month. Hmph. It wasn't his fault the damned thing was so slow.. or maybe it was.. Whatever.
"Yesterday I heard from Saya-chan and Yuma-chan that Watari-san and Tatsumi-san were caught in an interesting position and that they've been avoiding each other as much as possible since then." The girl said as she placed another bow in his hair
Terazuma snorted. "Yea so?"
"So it means that Tatsumi-san loves Watari-san and Watari-san loves Tatsumi-san!" Exclaimed Wakaba cheerfully.
"As if." Muttered Terazuma before adding. "They don't like each other."
"Oh really! Well then let's have a little bet. If Tatsumi-san is 5 minutes late to check up on us, he likes Watari but if he trips over his own feet too, he is in love with Watari-san and if there is no early morning explosion right after that, Watari-san loves Tatsumi-san too. If I win... You'll have to give me piggy back rides for the whole year whenever I want one!" Said the brunette girl with a smirk on her delicate face.
"Hmph. What do I get if I win?" Asked Terazuma as he put out the remains of his cigarette.
"A year's supply of cigarette money from me."
If Terazuma had cat ears at that moment, they would have perked up. "Deal!"
Tatsumi quickly rushed through the hallways, almost loosing his composure. He was a mess and late to work all because of that stupid dream he had that involved Watari and strawberries. Not that that he didn't like the dream, mind you but it was the fact that he was a full four minutes behind schedule and his weekly check up on the employees.
No, make that five minutes late.
'Dammit!' For once in his life or should I say afterlife, Tatsumi screwed his composure and the rules that say 'no running in the halls' and bolted in the direction towards Wakaba's and Terazuma's office.
He ran into the office, tripping over his own feet as he attempted to come to a stop which he realized was not easy since the floor was waxed yesterday causing him to almost fall flat on his face, his glasses, unlike him, did fall to the floor and shattered into pieces.
The brunette quickly fixed his tie in a futile attempt to regain his composure, "Terazuma-san, Kannuki-san. It appears that everything in your office is in order. Good. Now, I.. ahh will see the two of you at today's meeting. Good day." With that he quickly left the room, almost tripping over a chair in the process and forgetting about his shattered glasses.
Terazuma was gaping like a fish while Wakaba was grinning like the Cheshire Cat.
And there was not morning explosion right after that at 10:55.
Yup. Afterlife was good. Well, at least for Wakaba not Terazuma. Poor guy. All those piggy back rides. For a year. I almost feel sorry for him.. Almost.
Konoe massaged his throbbing forehead before opening his top drawer and getting out a small bottle of strong vodka. Enma, he needed it today since this had to be the craziest day at JuOhCho he had ever seen. Why was it weird you ask?
First, Tatsumi, his trustworthy, money-tight secretary, has officially gone crazy… or over worked himself extremely. His work was unorganized, he practically got his arm mutilated by the paper shredder, and he didn't cut anyone's paychecks. He even gave Terazuma a raise!
Second. Watari, the ever genki mad scientist causes explosion on a regular basis, right? Nothing. Not even the sound of a beaker breaking was heard today. And he did not spike the coffee either! Some people feared that he was sick but then they remember he was the doctor so they ruled that explanation out. Some said it might be alien abduction and they might have been right.
Oh and the first and the second problem were playing a game of 'I-look-at-you-you-look-at-me-we-both-look-away-and-blush-and-then-avoid-the-other-as-much-as-humanly-possible-and-then-we-do-it-again' and it was greatly annoying him.
Third. Kurosaki was smiling and giggling today! Yes, giggling! Now for a normal, happy, little boy that had just gotten an extremely adorable kitten that would be completely normal but this is Hisoka. He is not a little boy but a little over 20, he is never that happy and he would NEVER giggle. And the kitten is actually a hundred year old sugar-loving man that's been dead for over 70 years and is still getting paid!
Fourth. Terazuma has been running around the building all day giving Wakaba a piggyback ride! He didn't even care that Tatsumi might yell at him and cut his paycheck (which he didn't and you can add that to Tatsumi's list.) and the fact he didn't transform was even stranger.
Fifth. Why the hell was he even working here? Honestly. All his employees are crazy! Even the ones that appear sane!
And there was still the budget meeting today! Oh Enma!
A sigh escaped his lips before he brought the bottle up to his lips and chugged half the bottle. Hmm... he decided one thing at the moment. Vodka was very good on a crazy day and that two floating chickens would make an excellent dinner...
The budget meeting today was fairly interesting.
The head of the reincarnation office had come to talk to them about several important financial matters. Now, let's see what everyone else is doing.
Hisoka was smiling lightly as he stroked Neko-chan's brown fur while kitty Tsuzuki was purring madly, Watari was fidgeting a great deal and his hair was completely disobeying him today and was everywhere, Tatsumi( who had put on his spare glasses) was trying not to look at Watari and his beautiful golden hair, the keyword being trying since he was sitting right beside him, Konoe was drunk, completely and utterly drunk, Wakaba was humming happily to herself, Terazuma looked as if he had gone through hell and back, and there were two floating chickens in the air.
Saya and Yuma along with the rest of the coworkers were just there watching them, highly amused by it all.
"Alright, does anyone have anything to add?" Asked the reincarnation department chief after finishing what he had to say.
"Yea, I doooooo!" Saya started with a bright smile, "I say Hisoka-chan tells us all how he really feels about Tsuzuki-san!"
Hisoka choked on air as his face flushed bright red while the kitty's eyes widened slightly.
Yuma nodded as she exclaimed, "Yea! I agree! I mean it is obvious that he likes Tsuzuki-san!"
"I do not like him." Hisoka coldly said, glaring at the two.
"Yes you do! We all see how you stare at him when you think he's not looking or how you've opened up to him!" Saya said while smiling, "It's so cute!"
"Yea. Just admit that you like him!" Yuma said while smirking.
"I said I don't like him so would you two just fuck the hell off and leave me alone!" Shouted the aggravated shinigami before he stood up with his kitten in his arms and stomped out of the room, leaving silence behind him.
"Maybe we should've tried getting him to admit his feelings in a different way and different place." Watari finally said breaking the silence.
Yuma nodded. "Yea. Well, we still have the rest of the week to make him confess that he likes Tsuzuki. And we'll make sure he will!"
Saya smiled, "Yes we will!"
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Well, there ya have it! Over 1800 words! Well, nothing more to say but please review and ja ne!