The Real Truth Behind Growing Up
By: SakuraScorpion19A/N: Here is a story behind the cold, blue eyes of the famed CEO of Kaiba Corp. As said in Kaiba's own Point Of View, this fic contains some truths to growing up and running your own multi-billion dollar company without actually going insane! Of course,he doesn't have much company time in this chapter!Do enjoy and review…feedback and constructive criticisms are gladly welcome…
Rated T for language! And I am NOT kidding about that!
Note: I do not own Yu-gi-oh (sucks don't it?)
Chapter 8: Shake It Like A Salt Shaker
I pulled up to where I wanted to be. The music was shaking the outside walls of the building and the line of people trying to get in was almost three blocks long. I smirked. This is it…my absolution from…everything!
Excellent Seto! Now, park this thing and let's get that place shakin' harder!
Uh…okay. I guess that's a plan.
I drove down the block to find a suitable place to park my Camero.
There…a nice open spot…she won't be scratched here!
Yes, yes…whatever…park and go! Geez Seto…please for my sake…be just a little less GAY!
How is protecting my expensive ass, remodeled Camero being 'gay'?
Don't concern yourself with such matters…the party awaits the great Seto Kaiba!
Uh…yeah…that made sense!
Don't be a smart ass!
Don't be a jackass!
Hmmm…
What?
I'm waiting to be graciously bitch slapped by your manicured hands.
Fuck off!
Seto, this is getting pretty fucking old…just park so I can get you some fucking STRAIGHT SEX!
I parked my car and got out. Then…silently…I walked toward the building and the party.
Uh…
What are you waiting for?
How do I get in?
Fuck my pet pig! Seto…walk up to the large, muscled bouncer and tell him YOU are here!
Who?
I can't fucking point!
I know…
I laughed out loud. "That's the joke!"
When did you become such a joker?
Well you see, it happened when…
What? That wasn't literal!
Oh really…seriously?
Seto…just GO!
Okay, okay…damn, when did you get so naggy?
Naggy? You can't be serious! That's not even a word!
I slowly walked up to the bouncer standing at the front door. He had his arms crossed and his glare was at the loud crowd waiting in the line, patiently trying to catch a glimpse inside.
"Excuse me?" I stated quietly.
Sure…I'm the powerful CEO of Kaiba Corp, but this fucker is like 98 percentmuscle!
He looked toward me. He gave me a hard frown before he spoke. "Yeah? What you think you're doing?"
Name! Give him your name!
"I'm Seto Kaiba and I wish to enter the party."
Why was I trying to be 'polite'? Oh yeah…98 percentmuscle!
"Seto Kaiba, hmmm?" He kept his glare upon me.
"Yeah…" I simply answered.
"Ha…if you're Seto Kaiba, then I'm fucking King of Canada!" He laughed.
"King of Canada? There's no king of…"
The bouncer quickly grabbed my collar. "Are you questioning my speech, fucker?"
Say YES! YES!
"Uh…no…" I answered. I'm not getting my ass killed!
"That's what I thought!" He said slowly releasing his grip from my shirt.
He's never going to let us in now! Nice job, pencil dick!
Shut up! Leave me alone!
You'll never be alone! I won't allow it!
"So, the CEO wants to go to a hot party nowadays?"
I looked up. It was the bouncer again. However, this time, his cruel frown had changed to a slightly humored grin.
"What?" I questioned. This fucker KNEW who he was!
The bouncer actually began to laugh.
He better not be laughing at you!
This doesn't make any sense!
It never does with you.
"Seriously Kaiba, you and parties like this don't match."
"How would you know?" I guess he's kind of correct.
What?
Nothing!
"I'm just assuming from the Kaiba I knew years ago."
I just stared up at the abnormally strong man. He does seem…familiar.
"You don't remember me, Kaiba?"
His voice was so familiar and his face, but…
"Not that I recall."
"Of course not. You usually don't remember the people in high school you used to step on and gloat to."
Who the fuck is he?
"Sure…I've added on a few extra muscles…"
Few?
"…and I grew just a bit taller…"
Just a bit? Giant…
"…and I cut my hair…"
The hair? The hair!
"...but I'm still the same old Tristan you knew and loathed."
"Tristan…son of a bitch! You look so much more…"
"Yeah, I guess I look different…but that's the life I chose."
"You chose to be a bouncer?"
"Fuck yeah! It was almost like a dream, an aspiration I've had since I was little."
"To become a bouncer?"
"Yes! Now…Seto Kaiba , I'm in control of your fate!"
"My…fate?"
"Yes…whether or not you can come into this party!" He began to laugh.
"Okay…"
What's the plan?
Plan? Who says I have a plan?
"So….Tristan…are you going to let me in?"
He stopped laughing and looked at me. "Uh…let's see…" He paused. "No!" He started laughing again.
"Ass." I commented quietly.
"You're gonna wait in line…just like everybody else!" He kept laughing and pushed me backward. "End of the line, Mr. Kaiba!"
Son of a mother fucking, cock sucking BITCH!
That's it? You're going to walk away?
Yes, I am.
I walked down the three blocks to the end of the line. I stood behind and young woman who was frantically talking and laughing with two other girls.
Must be her friends.
Fine conclusion, Holmes!
Didn't I tell you to shut up?
Like I listen to you!
Leave me alone right now!
Hey Seto!
Hey what?
Maybe you should talk with the THREE hot girls in front of you!
I thought you wanted me to go to the party?
Seto, they can be the party!
The women's laughter rang through my ears. I took a deep breath. "Uh…hello?" I said rather loudly.
The girls all turned around. Their giggling faded as they looked at me.
"Yeah?" One of them questioned. Her dark eyes glared at me and her long black hair waved through the wind blowing across the street.
Think Seto…think!
"Yes…well…I was just wondering what time it was." Smooth Seto…real smooth!
"You're wearing a watch." Another one of them spoke. Her green eyes shimmered and her dark brown, highlighted hair screamed wealth and success.
What? What the fuck are you talking about?
"Oh…yes, I am…"
They all giggled. Laughing at me.
"You two are horrible!" The last one stated still slightly laughing. Her soft glossed lips caught my attention, as well as her sweet voice. "Maybe it broke."
"What broke?" The first one laughed.
"His watch Seng, his watch!"
"Duh!" The second one giggled.
"Yesi!" The soft voice rang out.
"What?"
"Stop it!" She stated glaring at her friend. She then placed her beautiful brown eyes on me. "It's…" She looked at her cell phone. "…11:36."
"Thanks…" I answered with a smile.
She gave me a quick smile before her friends pulled her back toward them.
Wow!
What?
I think…I'm in love.
Yeah right…
Seriously, she's perfect.
Perfect? Hardly. Speaking of hard…
What?
I glanced down. Oh God!
I need to get out of here!
No…just think about her grandmother or something!
I don't know what she looks like!
Seto!
Uh!
Think cold thoughts! COLD!
Cold! So COLD!
I glanced down. Wow…that actually worked.
Now…ask her out!
What? I couldn't.
Seto Kaiba, don't be weak! Don't be like him!
I'm no Gozaboro!
Prove me wrong!
I took another deep breath and walked toward the girls with my head down.
"Excuse me?" I asked tapping her shoulder.
She slowly turned around. "Yeah?"
I looked up and saw a really tall, buff man staring at me. "You need somethin' punk?"
"Uh…" This is not good!
"You think you're funny?" He said pulling his fist back.
FUCK!
SETO! Move, block, do something!
The fist came straight toward my left eye. I could feel my body fall, but I also heard that angel's voice shout out…
"Hey, back off asshole!"
Then, I heard a scream…then…silence.
Hello, all…I'm sorry for misguiding you in the fact that Seto didn't get to actually party, he tried to though! Hehehehe! Please review! I'll update ASAP, I promise!
Much Love, sakurascorpion