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A/N-Some of you might recognize this chapter and the previous chapter from I figured I'd post them again on this site.
The
Hairbrush Song
Based on the Hairbrush song from Veggie
Tales
NARRATOR: Now it's time for Silly Songs with Legolas. The
part of the show where Legolas comes out and sings a silly song. Our
story begins as Legolas, having just finished his morning bath in
Galadriel's mirror, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no
success, Legolas cries out……
LEGOLAS: Oh where is my
hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where oh where oh where oh
where oh where oh where oh where oh where oh wheeeeeeeeeeeeere…. is
my hairbrush?
NARRATOR: Having heard his cry, Gandalf the Grey
enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of
Legolas in a towel, Gandalf regains his composure and
reports……
GANDALF: I think I saw a hairbrush back
theeeeeeeeeeere!
LEGOLAS: Hey, aren't you supposed to be
dead?
GANDALF: Oh yeah! I knew I was forgetting something!
(Exits)
LEGOLAS: Back there is my hairbrush! Back there is my
hairbrush! Back there back there oh where back there oh where oh
where back there back there back theeeeeeeeeeeere…. is my
hairbrush!
NARRATOR: Having heard his joyous proclamation,
Peregrin Took enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at
the sight of Legolas in a towel, Pippin regains his composure and
comments……
PIPPIN: Why do you need a hairbrush? You already
have perfect hair!
NARRATOR: Legolas is taken aback! The thought
had never occurred to him! (Okay, so maybe it had, but this is my
fanfic and I'll do what I want!) Perfect hair? What would this
mean? What would become of him? What would become of his hairbrush?
Legolas wonders……
LEGOLAS: Perfect hair for my hairbrush!
Perfect hair for my hairbrush! Nice hair nice hair not fair nice hair
not fair not fair nice hair nice hair nice haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair….
for my hairbrush!
NARRATOR: Having heard his wonderings, Gimli son
of Gloin enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the
sight of Legolas in a towel, Gimli regains his composure and
confesses……
GIMLI: Legolas, that old hairbrush of
yours……Well, you always use it…..But you don't really need it
so……Well, I'm sorry! I didn't know! But I gave it to Aragorn,
'cuz he's got really messy hair! I also gave him your entire
collection of hair products!
NARRATOR: Feeling a deep sense of
loss, Legolas stumbles back and laments……
LEGOLAS: Not fair,
oh my hairbrush! Not fair, my poor hairbrush! Not fair, not fair, not
fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair…. my little hairbrush!
NARRATOR: Having
heard his lament, Aragorn enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both
Legolas and Aragorn are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight
of…each other! But recognizing Legolas's generosity, Aragorn is
thankful.
ARAGORN: Thanks for the hairbrush!
NARRATOR: Yes,
good has been done here. Aragorn exits the scene. Legolas smiles, but
still feeling an emotional attachment to the hairbrush, (Not to
mention his haircare products) cries out……
LEGOLAS: Take care
of my hairbrush! Take care of my hairbrush! Take care take care take
care take care take care take care take care take care take
caaaaaaaaaaaaare… of my hairbrush!
NARRATOR: The End!
(Legolas
is chased off stage by a horde of screaming fangirls who are trying
to steal his towel)