Buzz
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Pixie Stix. Or Red Bull. Or Silk Cut cigarettes. Or Lucky Charms. Or Hula Hoops. Or the song 'Like A Virgin'. That's Madonna's.
Note: Bold print is thoughts.
SPLASH!
Joey thought it would be hilarious to wake Tristan up by throwing a basin of water at him. He actually threw the basin, not just the water!
"YAHH!" Tristan yelled. He was now soaked. Tea, who was sleeping next to him, on the inside of the bed, remained completely dry. However, Tristan's yelling woke her up.
She was NOT a morning person…
"Tristan! What the hell are you doing!" She asked, annoyed.
"Tea! You're my girlfriend! Help me kill Joey!" He exclaimed.
She narrowed her eyes at him. "You woke me up. Why should I help you? What will you do for me?" She questioned.
Tristan thought….
"If you help me- I'll go down on you!" He answered, grinning.
Tea smiled. "Welllllll… OKAY! Where is he!"
Tristan frowned. "Well, he could be anywhere by now…." He said.
"Well, we're a great team, you and I! We'll find him!" Tea replied.
They didn't take too long in finding Joey; because when they went into the kitchen- there he was, being his weird self.
He was kneeling on the kitchen table, pouring Pixie Stix into cans of Red Bull…
He looked up at the couple. "HI GUYS!" He yelled, enthusiastically.
Tristan growled. "I didn't appreciate your wake up call, Joey." He said, angrily.
Joey smiled, sheepishly at his friend. "Don't be mad, Tris'. Look! I got you your morning cigarette!" He held up a Silk Cut and a black lighter with a yellow smiley face on it.
At the sight of the two items, all of Tristan's anger disappeared. He grabbed them from Joey and lit the cigarette, then took a deep drag. He sighed contentedly.
Tea smiled. "So, what are you up to here, Joe?" She asked.
Joey grinned. "Breakfast! I also have coffee, Lucky Charms, caramel waffles and cheese and BBQ Hula Hoop 1 sandwiches." He said, happily.
Tea smiled. So like Joey. She thought.
Tristan blew out a puff of smoke. "Sounds great, Joe!" He said. "Let's dig in!"
So they did….
About ten minutes later, all that caffeine and sugar kicked in.
Tea's hand and left eye started to twitch. Tristan began to blink excessively.
And Joey just jumped up and turned on the stereo, really loud.
Then they decided to sing and dance like crazy people.
"LIKE A VIRGIN! TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!"
"LIKE A VIR-IR-IR-IR-GIN, WHEN YOUR HEART BEATS- NEXT TO MINE!"
They sang/screamed in unison.
They went through about six more songs and then fell to the floor and laughed hysterically for about five minutes. They were all in their underwear by now…
Then Tea rolled over, on top on Tristan. "Tristan, baby?..." She purred.
Tristan looked at her. "Yeah, Tea?" He answered.
She smiled. "I believe you promised me something earlier. I'd like to collect on it now." She said. She was tracing circles on his chest with her right hand middle finger.
Tristan grinned, jumped up and dragged her into the bedroom.
A few minutes later, Joey heard a lot of very loud moaning.
He smiled. I love those guys… He thought. And began to sing again.
"Like a virgin, touched for the very first time…"
End Of Chapter. Reviews Please!
1 For those American readers, Hula Hoops are a cylindrical potato chip that come in a variety of flavours.