Okay. Another thing my sister did. I added some stuff though.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything besides the idea to write it up and post it on lol.
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Obi-Wan approached his master. "Master?"
"What'd you do now?"
"Nothing. I just want to tell you a story."
"I don't think I want to hear it."
"Oh. You'll LOVE IT! Okay. Once upon a time—"
"This isn't going to be pretty."
"Shut up and listen. Once upon a time there was two very good friends. Their names were Obi-Wan and Garen. One day, they decided to have some fun. So the went out to a mud puddle in the Temple gardens—"
"Oh no. What'd you do?"
"Shut up! They went out to the Temple gardens. Actually. Something happened before that. We stole some of your shower caps Master."
"YOU WHAT?"
"I'm deeply sorry Master. But back to the story. They took some of Obi-Wan's Master's shower caps and went out to the Temple gardens. They found a mud puddle and sat down in it."
"I knew it. I just knew it."
"Master. If you don't shut UP I'm not going to tell you the story."
"You know what. That's a good idea."
"I'll tell you anyway because I love you so much. So they sat down in the mud puddle and then they began to roll in it, and put it all over. They got covered from head to toe in mud. Then, they decided they needed to have more fun. And they walked down the Temple halls to… Actually. I think it'd be better if I didn't say that…"
"Say what? What'd you do?"
"Oh, you know Master. Just had a little fun."
There was a knocking at the door. Qui-Gon glared at Obi-Wan then answered to door to see the whole Jedi Council there. "Oh. Masters."
"We wish to speak to you about your Padawan Master Jinn."
Obi-Wan smiled at his Master. "Oh. You know Master. I really didn't do anything at all. At least I didn't mean to." He backed out of the room.
"What did he do now?"
"Garen and he covered the whole Council Chamber with mud. Then when we told them to stop, they threatened to throw us out the window into a mud puddle then put shower caps on us," Master Mace Windu said.
Qui-Gon starred at Mace. "He, he, he, ah. What?"
"Your Padawan covered the whole Council Chamber with mud. Then we told him to stop, he threatened to throw us out the window into a mud puddle then put shower caps on us."
Qui-Gon starred in unbelief for a moment then burst out laughing. "He did exactly what I would've done! Obi-Wan. Come here Padawan!"
Obi-Wan was up in his room and he heard his Master. At least he doesn't sound angry, yet, he though. He walked downstairs to the main area. "Yes Master?" He saw Qui-Gon laughing. "What? What's so funny?"
"You… y… yo… you… you covered the whole Council Chamber in mud. Then when they told you to stop you threatened to throw them out the window into a mud puddle and put shower caps on them?" He was laughing so hard he could hardly breathe. His whole face was red.
"Um. Yeah. I did."
"Oh. Padawan. You're such a good learner. That's exactly what I would've done."
"It…. It is?"
"Yes."
"Oh. Well. You know me Master. I would never do anything wrong." Obi-Wan smiled.
"That's right. And by the way you're grounded for that beautiful message you left Tahl about the thong."
Obi-Wan gaped. "Who'd you find out about that?"
"Tahl."
"Dang it! But you know Master. I was good enough to cover the Council Chamber in mud… so can you unground me?"
"No."
Qui-Gon started laughing again.
Obi-Wan sighed and went up to his room.
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Reviews always appreciated. Hoped you liked reading it as much as I liked writing it. And I hope it made you laugh as hard as I did when my sister told me about it. She didn't do the whole go in the Council Chamber thing. She walked around the neighborhood.