Okay. This is also a true story. It happened to me and my sister. I spelled Coruscant the way the people pronouce it. Don't laugh at me. I'm not THAT bad. Gosh. I can just see my dear friend Yorke Knight right now. Cracking up at me for no reason. You gotta love her. :)

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"Master, is it okay if Garen and I go out to take a look a Cor-u-scant?" Obi-Wan Kenobi asked.

"Cor-u-scant? It's pronouced Cor-u-sant."

"No it's not."

"Yes, it is."

"No it's not."

"Yes it is."

"No it's not."

"Yes it is."

"Do you want to ask someone else?"

"Okay. Fine." Qui-Gon called his good friend Tahl. "Tahl. Obi-Wan thinks that Cor-u-sant is pronouced Cor-u-scant. Tell him that he's wrong." He handed his Padawan the phone.

"Obi-Wan. It's pronouced Cor-u-sant." Tahl hung up.

"No it's not! It's COR-U-SCANT!"

"No, it's COR-U-SANT!"

"No it's not, you--, you--, you Cor-u-sant sayer!"

Qui-Gon burst out laughing. "Cor-u-sant sayer?"

"Yes."

"It's Cor-u-sant my young Padaway."

"No it's not. How would you know? You're just an ex Basic major."

"Padawan. When someone is older than you, then you're free to assume that they know more than you."

"You don't! You think it's COR-U-SANT! It's COR-U-SCANT!"

"No it's not!"

"Cor-u-scant."

"Cor-u-sant."

"Cor-u-scant!"

"Obi-Wan, stop contradicting me or you're grounded!"

"Fine, but it's still Cor-u-scant!" Obi-Wan walked out to go roam the streets of "Cor-u-scant."

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Okay. There is my beautiful story. My sister still calls me "Cor-u-sant Sayer." And the person we called was my "brother", Joe. He's the ex English major, but I changed it to ex Basic major. Anyway. Hope you liked it. :) Please review!