Ranting E-3000.
A City of Villiains fanfic
Disclamer:I do not own City of Villiains / Heroes. If I did I would be busy trying to improve on villiains. The only thing you could say I own is E-3000 due to the fact I created him, but technicly Cryptic owns the parts used in his creation.
This is the collected ranting of my Mastermind E-3000. As such it is written from his perspective. If you don't enjoy these stories, just leave. I'm not forcing you to read it. If you think my writing stinks, Post what needs improvement in a review. If you just flame me, I will storm your home with my Assault-bot, steal all your porn, destroy your computer, and take any electronics in your house that could further my plans for robot freedom.
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Alright, normally I wouldn't do a raidio show for most anything. But when Lord Recluse told me that I should do this thing I had no real choice. When he tells you to do somthing, you do it with a smile on your face, (Or in my case, with no complaining.), and utter hatred in your dark heart. I just consider it lucky that he let me choose the format. So I get to do what I love. Rant.
O.k, first topic. Hero 1. This is a subject very near and dear to me for the simple fact that I utterly and completely DESPISE this man! Back when I was in the Freedom Corps after the Rikti war, (In which I served along with other bots), it was nothing but ,"Oh how sad, they gave their lives for us", which I do find admerable. The thing is though is that I know NOTHING About the other heroes who were with Hero 1 when he closed that Rikti portal!
Think about it! Whenever a hero has to get his cape does he have to learn about the other heroes that were with Hero? No, its all about Hero 1 untill you get to the time capsual. Before that, most people think it was all Hero 1 who stopped the Rikti! He had help people! Most people just refer to the other heroes in the squad as just that! The other Heroes in Hero 1's squad! But thats not the worst of it folks! Its FAR from the worst of it!
No, the worst of it all is that Hero 1, the guy who's disaperance made all heroes remove their capes in rememberance to him, Is a Microsoft Crashed TRAITOR!
How did I come to this conclusion? By reaserching the Arachnos Tarantulas. Powerful exoskeletons built by an Orb Weaver. Not so odd right? But then I saw the name of the weaver who made them. Ready to learn? His name is Weaver One!
Weaver One, Hero 1. Come ON! This is a Clark Kent level of deception here! He barely even changes his bloody name! And I'm the ONLY guy who can see this? Has the intelligence of both Paragon City and the Rouge Isles been switched with Metropolis'? Is some magical being going to come down from the sky and wipe my hard drive of this knowledge?
Well my time is almost up so I gotta sign off. I'm sorry this was not as long or as funny as it could've been. I'm still new at this sort of thing and I really had to get this thing about Hero one out of my syestem. I'll see you soon.
Later!
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As said, this was my first fanfic. So I apologize if this was not as good as it should've been. If you saw somthing that needs work, tell me in a reveiw in a constructive way.
If you want me to rant about somthing, post it in a review and I'll see what I can do with it. However just know that you might not like what I have to say about it.
If you want to see just what I look like (That is E-3000) Send an E-mail and I'll see you in City of Villians.
And I'm done...go away now...