Chapter 3: Pudding

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Many weeks after Bella watched Snape get his elf caught on fire, Snape decided to come up with a plan to get back at Sirius for the awfully horrible rumor he spread around the school. Of course it was about when he got his elf on fire, but naturally it was the Marauder's who spread it first. Bella, however, thought that it was hysterical that Snape was being tormented, for she was a sadistic little girl.

"I'LL SHOW THEM!" Snape shouted one day after yet another Slytherin asked if his elf was doing much better. "I will devise a plan so cunning, so diabolical, that everyone in the entire world will bow down to me! MUAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA!"

Bella started to back away from Snape. She decided to tell the world what she had just discovered. She decided that the best person to tell was her good for nothing cousin, Sirius. However, Sirius was nowhere to be found. She looked in his common room, she even went to the house-elves kitchens…but nothing.

Feeling slightly angry, defeated, and oh so sexy, she decided to have a cookie. She was heading toward the kitchens when she heard a door open and her cousin running, for dear life, down the hallway, his hair falling in front of his face, and holding what appeared to be someone's robes. He turned the corner so fast that he collided right into Bella, who fell and broke her high heel.

"SIRIUS! THESE WERE BRAND NEW!"

Sirius, however, was not listening. Instead he started running away again.

"COME BACK HERE SIRIUS!"

Bella started chasing after him with both of her shoes in her hand. Finally all the way up on the seventh floor, Sirius decided it was safe to stop. He was breathing rather hard and laughing to himself, picking up the witch robes.

Bella noticed that these robes had what looked like pudding all over them.

"BLACK!"

Sirius jumped about a foot into the air and dropped the robes, unaware that Bella was indeed following him.

"Bella, what do you want?"

Bella starred at Sirius. All down his front, he was covered in pudding. "I was just wondering, if I could perhaps tell you something…a secret something.

Sirius looked wary at this, but eventually put down the pudding covered witch robes and made a couple steps toward her.

"Make it quick Bella." Sirius said looking down the corridor, "Let's just say, McGonagall's not happy with me at the moment.

"All right, then I'll get straight to the point. Snape is devising a plan so diabolical, so evil, so cunning, that he says everyone in the world will bow down to him! This plan of his is going to destroy you!" And with that she laughed as though she found this hysterically funny.

Sirius merely raised an eyebrow at her, "Oh really? Well I better go and warn all of the girls at this school. They are sure to miss me and my hotness. Excuse me." And with that he picked up his pudding covered robes and ran back down the corridor and out of sight.

"I think I will go and get that cookie now." Bella thought to herself.

She hummed a little tune called "Werewolves of London" to herself as she made her way down towards the kitchens.

Suddenly Snape came around the corner looking quite calm.

"Hey Severus," Bella said gleefully, "Are you going to go find Sirius and kill him now?" She really hoped he would.

"No." Snape said simply.

"Why not!" Bella's world as she knew it, was now officially over. She didn't know what to do. Sirius! Not dead! She couldn't imagine that. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" She screamed to the heavens. "WHY NOT?"

Snape merely laughed, "Because! Didn't you hear? Peter Pettigrew had a little "accident" in potions class and he somehow managed to catch his whole head on fire. He ran screaming into the Great Hall where Dumbledore had to dump a whole thing of wine on top of his head! No more elf jokes! No, I'll leave poor Black alone.

He laughed and said, "I want a shrimp puff. I think I'll go and get some shrimp puffs." He skipped all the way down the hallway. It was very girly.

Bella didn't know what to do. She went to go find her cousin, who unknowingly to her, was devising a plan against Severus. It involved lots and lots of pudding.. Remus was to lie down in the middle of the hallway when Severus came around the corner and act like Snape had just punched him or something like that. James was then, to run over and start yelling at Snape about how on earth could he hurt a poor creature like Moony. Sirius was on the ceiling, with a bunch of buckets that released pudding when a string was pulled. Their plan was to make Severus walk into one of these ropes that they hid with an invisibility charm and dump pudding all over his head. It was the perfect plan, nothing could go wrong.

Except that Bella did not know of this.

She turned the corner and found Sirius's extremely book-wormy friend, Remus, standing in the hallway, humming and looking quite bored, as if he was waiting for something.

"REMUS!" She shouted.

Remus jumped slightly and looked at Bella. She was too far away for Remus to tell who it was and he fell to the floor acting as if he was hit with a spell. He was yelling and screaming as if she had done the Cruciatus Curse.

"Remus get up! I need to ask you something!"

James jumped out and Sirius looked around the corner smiling until he saw that it was Bella and not Snape. Uh oh, he thought to himself.

He tried to stop James but it was too late, he was yelling to no one in particular that Moony was attacked. McGonagall, Dumbledore, and Professor Slughorn all came around the corner and saw Remus on the ground and James acting like Remus was dead.

Bella walked forward and it released Sirius's pudding.

She was completely covered from head to toe in chocolate pudding.

A bunch on students were leaving class at that point and saw the whole thing. They burst out laughing and that's when Bella saw Sirius, he was frozen in his place and she glared menacingly at him.

Uh oh, thought Sirius again.

Sirius walked forward and grabbed Sirius by the shirt and yelled, "What the hell is wrong with you! What was all this for!"

"Snape." Replied Sirius laughing slightly, "But apparently, you're not Snape. No problem though, I'll get him next time."

"You do know that he is not devising any more plans to kill you?"

Sirius looked crestfallen, "So…he doesn't have a secret plan to take over the world?" Sirius looked upset. Damn! He thought to himself, so much pudding wasted!

Sirius was really hungry and Bella was covered from head to toe in chocolate pudding, well, he thought to himself, it would be such a waste to have all this pudding well…wasted!

He scooped up some pudding with his finger and ate some.

Bella was fuming. She began chasing Sirius all around the castle, leaving all the other students laughing. They eventually made their way back to the corridor where everyone was still laughing. They liked to laugh a lot.

Snape came back eating some shrimp puffs. He looked at Bella and asked, laughing, "What's been going on?"

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