Night… mare.

Hinata nodded. "I will marry you, Naruto!" she said, embracing him.

Score! Thought Naruto. "Aw, this is great! I'm gonna tell everybody about this, believe it!" he said, "They'll be so happy for us! Just think, Naruto and Hinata, the Uzumakis!"

Hinata smiled, also excited about being Naruto's fiancée.

Shino glanced at them. "Just one thing." said the Aburame, "Hold off on telling Kiba for a while."

Naruto looked clueless at the bug-man. "Huh? What for?" he said, "I'm sure he'd be happy for us!"

Shino sighed. "Naruto, how many times have you seen Kiba sober lately?" he asked.

Naruto pondered on this for a moment. "Hmm… well… there was that… no…" he said, "Yeah… I guess we don't want him getting drunk at the wedding."

"That's not exactly what I was getting at…" Shino said, "He's still depressed."

"Oh." Naruto said, "Um… about what?"

Shino moaned. This is going to take quite a long time…

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Kiba woke up from his drunken daze. He opened his eyes, and shut them tightly again. His head hurt so much… and he felt like he was going to throw up. He got out of bed, and Akamaru immediately got up and wagged his tail.

"Ugh…" said Kiba, holding head, "I don't feel very well today, Akamaru…"

He walked into the bathroom, followed by vomiting noises coming from inside. He came out, looking a bit more refreshed.

He walked over to his kitchen and grabbed a glass, then filled it with water. He drank it quickly. Kiba had gotten good at getting over hangovers.

After a while, he was all better. He looked over to his pal. "Well, Akamaru, I'm guessing you'd like to go to the park today." he said, "You've been nagging me for quite some time."

"Bark!" Akamaru responded.

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At the park, Kiba and Akamaru strolled along the paths. He sat down on a bench after a while to rest for a bit, Akamaru going around and playing with the other dogs. A familiar masked face sat down beside him and placed a three-year-old child between them. Kiba looked over to them.

"Oh, hey Kakashi." Kiba said, then looked over at the child, "Hey little Kaito."

"I'm not little!" Kaito said, holding up three fingers, "I'm this big!"

Kakashi laughed. "Yes, you're a big kid now." he said.

"I can use a potty." Kaito blurted out.

"Great!" Kiba said. He himself hadn't mastered that until he was four.

Kakashi nodded. "Yeah… So Kiba, did you hear the news?" he said.

"What? You and Anko are popping out a fourth?" he said.

"Er… that too…" Kakashi said, "But Naruto and Hinata are getting married in just two weeks!"

"What?" Kiba said, standing up quickly.

"You didn't… hear?" Kakashi said.

"But… but… HOW COULD SHE DO THIS?" Kiba yelled.

Kaito scooched closer to his father to get away from the crazy guy with fangs.

"Er… by… saying… I do…?" Kakashi said.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ASKING YOU IDIOT!" Kiba said, punching Kakashi with a large amount of force, and then storming off with Akamaru.

"Daddy…" Kaito said, "My pants are warmer…"

Kakashi moaned. And it had almost been a whole month without his son wetting himself…

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Everybody arrived at the wedding. Even Gaara, and his wife, Eillinora.

Naruto walked over to Gaara and Eillinora. "Gaara, did you get married?" he asked, "And… are you not killing anybody?" Naruto looked dumbfounded.

Gaara nodded, smiling. "I sure did!" he said.

"But… I thought you hated everything!" he said, "You even once told me that your sole purpose in life is to kill everything!"

"Not anymore!" Gaara said proudly, "I just need to take an injection… every ten minutes. Speaking of that…"

Eillinora pulled out a needle and injected the contents into Gaara's arms.

Gaara immediately threw his hands into the air. "I LOVE BUNNIES!" he proclaimed.

Naruto just backed away slowly. He was all dressed up… in a bright orange tuxedo. He looked around. Everybody on the guest list was here… except for Kiba. Akamaru was here, though.

Naruto looked at the dog. "Hey Akamaru, where's Kiba?" he asked.

"Ruff! (How the hell should I know?)" Akamaru asked Naruto.

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Hinata and Naruto stood at the alter. They were in a nicely decorated hall, with a buffet waiting for the reception. It was nighttime, and not a thing could go wrong. Still, Hinata was worried about Kiba. She thought for sure he would show up… But she was wrong.

Hinata now was really nervous. She was torn between the two men she loved as she stood at the alter. Naruto, and Kiba. Which one… which one meant more to her?

"Uzumaki Naruto," said the priest, "Do you take Hyuuga Hinata to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do." responded Naruto.

"Hyuuga Hinata, do you take Uzumaki Naruto to be your lawfully wedded husband, through sickness, through sorrow, until death do you part?"

"I… I…" Hinata was at a loss for words. Who would she pick?

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ONCE AGAIN, A SUPER CLIFFHANGER!

Kiba: This is just getting unfair…

Author: Shut it, Kiba.

Gaara: BUNNIES! YAY!