Startling News

Kiba sat on the park bench next to Hinata. He was all ready to propose. Of course, he had to make sure that Hinata wouldn't use the Byakugan, so he went to a calm place such as the park where she wouldn't need to be alert.

"Hinata…" Kiba said, noticing that she had been a bit uptight since he met up with her earlier, "I have something to ask you…"

Hinata nodded. "S-so do I, Kiba…" she said.

"Alright then, you go first." Kiba said with a smile.

Hinata looked at Kiba. She was blushing, clearly very nervous about this. "K-Kiba…" she stuttered, "I… I'm… I'm p-pregnant…"

Kiba's jaw dropped. "P-P-P-P-P-P-PREGNANT?" he said, not believing this. He stood up and started hyperventilating.

"K-Kiba… I'm sorry… I m-meant to tell you earlier…" she said.

"How can you be pregnant? We used protection! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?" he yelled.

"I-I don't know, Kiba!" Hinata said, "Just p-please… calm down!"

Kiba nodded and sat down again. "It's okay Kiba… just breath! You'll be fine!" Hinata said.

Kiba took deep breaths. "I… I think I need to lie down now…" he said as he fainted on the bench.

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Kiba woke up again at the Hyuuga Estate-er, Inuzuka Estate, now, where Hinata and him currently lived after moving in together. He got up and checked his pocket, feeling around for the velvet box. It was missing. He jumped out of their room with a start and ran out, frantically looking for Hinata.

He found her sitting in the living room with the box open. She was wearing the ring. She was smiling, too. "Kiba…" she said, "Yes. I will marry you!"

Kiba sighed with relief. But that just left one question: Where'd the bugs go that he had borrowed from Shino to cover the ring in case Hinata used the Byakugan?

"Um… Hinata…" Kiba said, "Where… uh… where are the bugs?"

"The bugs?" Hinata said, "Well, I never really liked bugs much… so I sprayed them with Off."

Kiba's jaw dropped for the second time today. "Aw, man! Shino's gonna kill me!" he yelled. He then remembered Hinata's news. "AH! WE'RE HAVING A BABY!" he yelled in a falsetto voice.

Hinata blinks at her fiancée's utter confusion and fear. "Kiba… it'll all be okay… I swear," she said, "The doctor said that we're going to have a nice set of twins… and I'm sure Shino won't mind losing a few bugs."

"T-T-T-T-T-TWINS?" Kiba said, still spazzing about his unpreparedness for becoming a dad, "YOU MEAN YOU ALREADY FOUND OUT?"

Hinata nodded. "I've been pregnant for a while, Kiba… I'm sorry that you didn't notice yet… I just assumed that with your nose you could sniff them out… and when you didn't… I decided to tell you." she said. But it was no use. Kiba was on the floor rocking back and forth in the foetal position, sucking his thumb, and whimpering too.

Hinata sighed. This was going to be a difficult marriage.

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"T-t-t-t-t-t-t-twins…" Kiba said to Shino as they sat in the bar. Kiba took a long gulp from his beer mug. "I'm having t-twins…" he said.

"Kiba… calm down." Shino said, "If you think about it, which you usually don't do about most things, it's a blessing."

"T-t-t-t-t-twins…" Kiba responded, taking another gulp.

"Kiba, give it a rest." Shino sighed, "You're just being ridiculous."

"Shino…" Kiba said, "Do you want one?"

Shino sighed again. "No, Kiba."

"Okay…" Kiba said glumly.

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Hinata and Sakura sat outside Sakura's and Lee's house (Ohohoho!) with tea.

"So Kiba really didn't take this very well, huh?" Sakura said

Hinata shook her head. "No… I thought he'd be excited like he is in other fanfics, but he's not…" she said.

"Uh… fan… fics?" Sakura asked.

Hinata took out a Men in Black Memory Zapper and flashed the blinding light in Sakura's eyes.

"Uh… so Kiba didn't take it so well?" Sakura said.

Hinata shook her head. "Not at all… I mean, he seems like the kind of guy who always wanted to have kids, but I guess he just feels like he's not ready yet." Hinata said.

Sakura took a sip from her tea. "Well, I wouldn't be much help with this because Lee and I haven't gone through this yet, but I can tell you that you should probably just try to help him settle down to the thought a bit." Sakura said, "Like, you could slowly prepare the house for the babies so he can adjust to it at the slow pace."

Hinata smiled. "Thank you, Sakura," she said, "You're always good with this kind of advice. I'm sure someday you will make a great mother."

Sakura smiled. "Cha! I'll be the most kick-ass mom of the all!" said Inner Sakura. "Thanks, Hinata." Sakura said, "I'm sure you will be too."

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Kiba arrived home drunk. "Hey, Hina'a… how're ya dhic!oing?" he said.

"Kiba… are you drunk?" Hinata asked sternly.

"Aw, hell hic! naw!" Kiba responded, "I'm jes' hic! drunk, thass all…"

Hinata sighed. "Kiba… why did you do this," she asked.

"I'm jes so happeh hic! tha' I'm hic! goin'a be a fathhic!errrrrr!" he slurred.

Hinata sighed. This was going to take some time.

Kiba stumbled into one of the spare rooms. "Hey, di'ja pain' this hic! room today?" he asked.

"Yeah…" Hinata said, "It's for the babies…"

The room was all baby blue with clouds all over the walls. She didn't do this herself, mind you. She hired a team of painters to do it.

"Tha'ss cool… hic!" Kiba slurred, "I'm goin'a go ta hic! bed nah…" He stumbled off into their bedroom and passed out onto their bed.

Hinata sighed. This whole thing was going to be harder then she thought.

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Oh ho ho ho! I caught you off guard, didn't I? Not only is Hinata having twins, but Sakura and Lee got married! I totally win!

Kiba: Yay! I got drunk again in this chapter!

Er… yes… you sure did.

Kiba: Didn't you say something about pies a while a go?

Er… run away!

Oh, and a special thanks to all of you, my loyal reviewers, especially you, Ashen Rose! You really inspire me with your poetry and your suggestions! High five for you kicking ass! A very high five!