Unexpected Guests

Kiba was adjusting his tie in his change room. This was it. The big day. He and Hinata would be getting married in just a few hours, and the twins were due in a week. He was still a bit nervous about becoming a father, but anything that could fit into puppy-jammies couldn't be that scary. He glanced over to his best man, Shino.

"Shino," Kiba said, "Do you think I'll make a good dad?"

Shino pondered. Of course not! "Of course you will, Kiba," he said, "Just remember to be patient with them."

Kiba nodded. "Alright. I can do that. I can be patient," he said, "Now, how long until the wedding starts?"

"About fifteen minutes…" Shino said, looking at his bug-watch.

"FIFTEEN MINUTES?" Kiba yelled, "Aw, that's in like, forever!"

"Yeah… you'll definitely be patient enough for children…" Shino said.

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Meanwhile, Hinata was getting changed with her Maid of Honour, Sakura.

"Hinata, you look beautiful!" Sakura said, "And the babies accent your beauty!"

Hinata smiled. "Thanks, Sakura. You look pretty good in your… er… exposing pink dress." Hinata said.

Sakura smiled. She checked her watch. "Fifteen minutes…" she said, "Oh man, this is so exciting!"

Hinata gasped. "Oh no! Only fifteen minutes?" Hinata said, "Kiba must be freaking out about this! I'd better go check on him…"

Sakura grabbed Hinata's arm. "Hinata! You know that the groom can't see the bride before she walks down the aisle after she put on her gown!" Sakura said, "I'll go."

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Sakura walked over to Kiba and Shino's changing room. She walked in to see a very bored looking Kiba.

"Um… Kiba? Shouldn't you be excited? You're getting married in ten minutes!" Sakura said.

Kiba shrugged. "Ten minutes is such a long time…" he said, "As Shikamaru would say, it's pretty troublesome…"

Sakura sighed. "Kiba… you're going to need to work on your patience…"

"I'M PATIENT! I'M PATIENT!" Kiba yelled, getting up, "I BET I COULD WAIT FOR THE NEXT ICE AGE!"

Provided that it happens within the next thirty seconds… Shino thought to himself.

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Kiba stood at the alter, all prepared for his wedding. It had been a tough fifteen minutes, but he had made it through. The music started to play, and Hinata walked down the aisle.

Holy shit. Kiba thought, She looks so beautiful!

After the pastor finished talking, which seemed like ages for poor Kiba, he stated that they had written their own vows.

"Kiba…" Hinata said, "Ever since we were team-mates on Cell 8, you were there for me. You were always there in my heart, and I was always there in yours. And now, as I look back on our long history together of a decade, I can't find it hard to believe at all that we're getting married. I love you, Kiba."

Shit! We were supposed to write vows? Kiba thought through this. When he was ready, he opened his mouth to speak.

"Hinata, as soon as I first met you, I knew that I was destined to care for you. For you I would travel to the ends of the earth just to hear you smell your delightfully sweet scent. I love you, Hinata." Kiba said. Hinata was smiling and now in tears of joy.

"Kiba, do you take Hinata to be your lawfully wedded wife?" asked the pastor.

"I do." said Kiba.

"Hinata, do you take Kiba to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do."

"I now pronounce you, Man and Wife," said the pastor, "You may now kiss the bride." The guests applauded as Kiba and Hinata embraced.

"I think I'm ready to be father now." Kiba said, smiling, "And it's all thanks to your slow pace at getting me used to it-Hinata?"

Hinata was on the floor, in pain. "KIBA, THE TWINS ARE COMING!" she yelled.

"But they aren't due for another week!" Kiba said.

"Well, I'm sure if you told them that, they'd stop!" Hinata said sarcastically.

Kiba nodded quickly, picked her up, and ran out the door. They got into the "Just Married!" Limo. Kiba kicked the driver out, put Hinata down, and drove off to the hospital.

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At the hospital, Kiba was in awe as he held his little baby son in one arm, and his baby daughter in the other. "They're… they're so beautiful…" he said.

"Alright, prepare yourself. The next one's coming," said the doctor.

"N-next one?" Kiba said, dropping his jaw.

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xD Gotcha'll! I win again!

Kiba: Why do you torture me so!

'Cause it's fun.