Babies Galore!

Kiba's eye twitched as the doctor prepared to deliver his third child. There aught to be a law against having so many children within ten minutes! he thought.

Kiba looked at the two children he was already holding. Hinata glared daggers at him, since she could no longer break his hands while pushing a baby out of her body. Kiba was thankful that his hands were full, because this looked pretty painful. His hands were already red and hurt a lot.

The doctor stood up, holding a baby girl. He handed it to Hinata, seeing how the father had his hands full.

Kiba smiled, now very very happy. "Hinata… they're… they're so… so… beautiful!" he said, "Oh… why won't the stop crying?"

Akamaru stood in the corner, watching the babies cry and cry in the arms of their parents.

"They hate me already!" Kiba said.

"No they don't, honey." Hinata said, "They cry when they come out so that they can breathe."

"Oh." Kiba said, "Well… what are we going to name them?"

"Well… I was thinking we could name the first girl 'Takashi'." She said, "And the boy Koroku… do you want to name the last one, Kiba?"

Kiba nodded quickly, agreeing with the names. "I'll name her… Akida! Sort of after Akamaru, eh?" he said.

Hinata smiled. "Yes," she said, "That sounds like a great name, Kiba!"

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A few days later, they got to take the children home. Koroku and Takashi made gurgling noises all the way back home. Kiba of course thought that this was the best moment of his life, the gurgling noises. Of course with Kiba, every moment with babies is the best moment of his life. Akida stayed quiet though, but Kiba didn't notice since he was too caught up in Koroku and Takashi's cuteness.

When they got home, Kiba placed his new children in their cribs, and then noticed that they were short a crib. "Uh…" Kiba said, not knowing where to put a sleeping Akida.

Hinata sighed, not quite knowing what to do. "Hmm… we could put two in one crib…" she said, taking Akida and putting her next to the sleeping Takashi.

"That works!" Kiba said.

The doorbell rang. Hinata walked over to the door and answered it. It was her father.

"Ah! Hinata, Neji and I are back from our year-long mission!" Hiashi said, Neji standing behind him.

Hinata went pale. "Oh… u-um… how'd it go?" she asked.

"It went fine." Neji said, "Except standing around and guarding a castle in Cloud isn't all that much fun. "

Hinata then realized that neither of them even knew she had gotten married. Especially to Kiba! What would her father say?

"Um… can we come in now, Hinata?" Neji asks, pushing away his cousin.

"Hey Hinata, who is it?" Kiba calls.

"Who's that?" Hiashi asks, "Is that Inuzuka guy? The drunk one who passes out on our frontline?"

Hinata was now terrified. "Um… uh… N-no… it's… uh…His brother… Ki… ja…" Hinata said.

"Never heard of him." Neji said, walking towards the room Kiba and the babies were in.

Hinata ran towards Neji. "Well then, Neji, why don't you and father go unpack your things?" she said.

"Uh… why don't you want me to go inside and meet this Kija?" Neji asks.

"Who's Kija?" Kiba calls from inside the room.

"I knew it! It is that drunken idiot!" Neji says, opening the door and walking in to find Kiba, two cribs, a large Akamaru, and three babies.

Neji's eye twitched. "Hinata… what's going on in here?" he asked.

"Um… well… uh…" Hinata said, unable to speak.

"Duh!" Kiba said, "Hinata and I got married and these are our kids! They were just born 5 days ago."

Hiashi fainted and Neji glared at Kiba. "You're joking, right?" Neji said, "Hinata wouldn't marry a drunken idiot like you!"

"Hey! I don't get drunk that often anymore!" he said, "Besides, don't speak with that kind of tone! You'll scare my pups!"

Hinata sneaked away from her cousin and her husband.

"Kiba, just go home." Neji said.

"But I live here!" Kiba said. Neji's eye twitched again, and the Byakugan activated. He couldn't take this much longer.

"Then I guess you're moving out." Neji said.

Kiba shook his head. "Why would I leave my wife and kids?"

That was it. Neji darted towards Kiba. "Juuken! (Gentle Fist) One-hundred-twenty-eight palms!" Neji said, starting off with the strongest of the Juuken series.

Kiba took the assault square in the gut, and flew into the wall. He coughed up blood. "Damn, that hurt…" he said, "Neji, what's your problem?"

Neji kicked the Inuzuka in the face. "You are!" he said.

"I wouldn't have guessed that." Kiba said sarcastically. Neji swung another fist at him, but Kiba managed to grab it. "Neji, just calm down! I don't want to hurt you, and you don't want to hurt me." He said.

Neji smacked Kiba in the face with his free hand.

"Okay, maybe you do want to hurt me." Kiba said.

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Ack! Poor Kiba:O What will he do?

Kiba: Stop making me feel bad at the end of every chapter!