Movin' On Up! Er… Out!

Hinata rushed inside of the babies' room to see her cousin beating the shit out of her now dazed husband.

"Damn it, get out of here!" Neji yelled, smacking Kiba again.

"I like the colour G." Kiba said, all dazed and confused.

"Neji! Stop it!" Hinata said.

"Hinata, we can't welcome guys like him into this estate!" Neji said, punching Kiba again.

Hiashi got up off of the floor, regaining consciousness. "Hinata, what is going on here?" he demanded.

"Well… um… Kiba and I got married… and had these three children…" Hinata said.

"Well then Hinata, I demand that you either divorce this bastard, or be disinherited from this family!" Hiashi shouted.

"Fine!" Hinata said, "We'll be leaving then!" She picked up the babies from their cribs and put them into a three-child stroller, which they just happened to receive from Sakura after the children turned out to be three instead of two. She buckled them in, and went to get Kiba.

"My favourite number is purple…" Kiba said, still babbling nonsense as he was led out the door, followed by Akamaru.

-

Sakura was in the kitchen of her house, backing some muffins. Chocolate Chip muffins, to be exact. She hummed to herself as the oven dinged, signalling the completion of her baked goods. She opened the oven, and placed the muffins on the counter to cool off. Suddenly, she heard a knocking at the door. She squealed with excitement, hoping it was the delivery guy with her new bun warmer that she had ordered a few days ago. She opened the door, to see Hinata, a stroller of three babies, Akamaru, and a jabbering, bruised and bleeding Kiba.

"It's the Rainmellon Faerie…" Kiba said.

"Er… Sakura… We've been kicked out of our house…" Hinata said.

"Oh my gosh! What happened?" she asked.

"Well, my father wasn't too happy about me marrying Kiba… so he sort of… kicked us out of the house… and disinherited me…"

"Oh, you poor girl!" Sakura said, "You guys can stay with Lee and I until you find an apartment if you like. We've got a guest room upstairs that you can stay in, and some cribs."

"Why do you have cribs?" asked Hinata.

"Well… Lee's all into youthfulness and just can't wait until I'm pregnant…" she said, "But to tell you the truth… I'm afraid that our children might have bushy eyebrows…"

Hinata shuddered at the thought, and even Kiba who was still jabbering nonsense shuddered.

"I need to lie down now." Kiba said as he stepped inside, and passed out on the couch.

"Oh… and… Neji sort of beat up Kiba…" Hinata said.

"No problem! I'll get him fixed up!" Sakura said, going off to get her medical supplies.

-

Kiba regained his senses after an hour, and sat up on the couch, now fully taking in what had happened.

"Hinata, I'm so sorry about all of this!" Kiba said, "If only I had been a better man before we started going out again, we wouldn't have gotten into this in the first place!" He got up and headed out the door.

"Where are you going Kiba?" Hinata asked.

"Outside. I need a smoke." Kiba said as he took out his pack. Hinata sighed, not bothering to argue with Kiba. When Kiba needed a smoke, he needed a smoke.

"But Kiba, the muffins are just right for eating now!" Sakura said.

"WHAT GOOD WILL MUFFINS DO FOR US RIGHT NOW?" Kiba yelled, "WILL THEY GET US A NEW HOUSE? WILL THEY EVEN BE EDIBLE FOR ME? INUZUKAS CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE, DAMNIT!" He slammed the door, and lit up a cigarette.

Hinata frowned. "Oh, that Kiba! I'm sorry about that, Sakura… he's just under a lot of stress," she said.

"I can imagine," Sakura said, "What with three children and suddenly no place to live."

"Well… I think he's started to warm up to being a dad, even if he doesn't seem like it." Hinata said.

Lee walked down the stairs, wearing the exact same outfit as his former teacher, as usual.

"Oh wow! Sakura, look at the marvellous youthfulness of these children!" Lee said, hugging his wife, "Let's have fifteen!"

"Um… Lee… I still think we're not ready for children…" Sakura said.

"Oh, alright." Lee said, looking over to the babies. "Are you enjoying your youth? Are you? Are you? Yes you are! Yes you are!" he cooed.

Hinata smiled. She wished Kiba would coo to their children, too.

Kiba walked back in, having just finished his cigarette. "Well, thanks for letting us stay with you Sakura," Kiba said, "And I'm sorry about that explosion…"

"You mean… THESE MAGICAL YOUTHLINS ARE STAYING WITH US?" Lee shouted, beaming. He smiled at the children. Koroku started to cry. Kiba figured it was because Lee's eyebrows were too big, and his haircut was really nasty. Also his eyes reminded him of Kermit the Frog. Now Kiba wanted to cry, too.

The Inuzukas were in for quite an adventure at Lee and Sakura's.

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Ack! I'm so sorry for the lateness of this chapter! I had major writers block for a long time, and then I got hooked on Soul Calibur III, which I'm planning on writing a fic about sometime soon. Anyway, I hoped you enjoyed this chapter, where I once again made Kiba suffer extreme pain, mentally and physically. Ta ta for now! I promise to write faster! BTW, the next chapter may just be a flash back until I can think of something for the actual next one. And there may be a Friends crossover coming up.

Kiba: I like Joey. He's just as smart as me!

Yes Kiba… smart…