Author Notes/ Quote of the Day/ Internal writing space- Life is too short to be wasted upon. Sir Isaac Newton created the three laws of Motion. Area is length times width. Volume is length times width times heights. Naruto looks so cool his Sexy no Jutsu form.

Sam- looking in the phone book. Poor sPiRiT.

Danny- searching on the Internet. Poor sPiRiT? What do you mean? It's not her fault she's like this.

Tucker- Jolting down what she says on a notepad. How did she get like this anyhow?

Sam- Don't you know?

Tucker- Well I heard that she had a mental break down when she realized that she couldn't marry me. Oh yeah! The Tuckerster still has his charms.

Danny- smacks his head. What charms? Are you talking about the Lucky Charms cereal again?

Sam- sighs. sPiRiT had a mental break down under stress.

Tucker- blank look. What stress? She's always slacking off.

Sam- She had to do five essay projects, and they each had to be six pages each. All of her final exams are next week and then there were those long term project that she forgot to do. Also she was supposed to be helping in a play that was opening in the summer. However they had some incidents and the play is two weeks away. And she also has a ton of other stuff she has to do.

Tucker- At least what she is saying is educational.

Author- Tucker likes to crossdress.

Tucker- Don't listen to her! She lies! SHE LIES! SHE LIES!

Sam/Danny- glance at each other.

Disclaimer- This disclaimer report was brought to you by Danny Fenton. sPiRiT does not own Danny Phantom otherwise I'll be in a mental break down.

Summary- There's the long awaited story.

Insane Happenings

Sam and Danny announcement that they were dating did not mean that everyone was happy.

Sure, Tucker was overexcited that his friends finally hooked up after countless episodes and oblivious feelings. He was also glad that he managed to get a few pictures of Danny and Sam kissing. Thank God for blackmail oh yeah! Underneath the cyber tech and PDA obsessed boy, there was the evil Tucker that had millions of plans of world conquest and getting Sam and Danny together. Since the latter was already done he was going to have to focus on...

...but that's another story. Anyway Tucker was overjoyed that his friends had finally 'hitched'. There was however...that small and guilty feeling of doubt that threatens to ruin his life. Tucker knew that Danny and Sam would never dare dream about abandoning him. But right now he could feel himself slip from the strong friendship that he had so dearly shared with his friends. How long will it be before his is completely out of the picture?

Even though he forced himself not to think about it...there was that feeling...

Valerie was steaming mad. When she found out her father was broke she was devastated beyond measures. She then was thankful for that experience, but the memory still brought back that feeling to be recognized. When she found out that the person that ruined her life was a ghost, she hated ghost even more. Her hatred was the thing that turned her into a ghost hunter, for she couldn't rest knowing ghosts walked the Earth.

Then came Danny, she found out that he was kind, understand, and just so darn cute. When they started dating she couldn't care less about hunting ghosts anymore. During that short amount of time there was a sense of peace and understanding. Then that interfering ghost kid had to butt in and ruin her life once again! She didn't want to hurt Danny so she broke up with him.

But there was this feeling inside of her. She made a second promise that day. When Danny Phantom was gone, then maybe there would be another chance with Danny. Until today that dream was the only thing that kept her going on in life. Then Fate had to interfere and brought Danny and Sam together. That had shattered her heart and she could see the ghost kid's face leering at her. As though he had something to do with this.

Sam Manson you are going to PAY! she thought. I don't care if you are his friend. You don't deserve Danny at all. Why should you date him? You didn't have to suffer like I did, the fact is I almost considered you a friend...

she thought.

And Dash and Paulina?

Hell I wouldn't care less what they thought!

Oh yeah... They don't think. That is the ultimate price for fame and popularity- you trade your brains in for them.

Sad how life is so cruel. Isn't it?

"Guys do you think the clock is broken?" asked Danny glancing at the clock. Sam rested her head in the crook of Danny's neck.

"That's not the only thing that's going to be broken." stated a muttering Valerie. Her left eye was twitching madly and her hands reflexively turned into fists.

"No. Why did you ask?" asked Tucker glancing around him. His brain was still lost somewhere in deep thought.

"It took us an hour and a half to play Truth or Dare."

Sure enough the hands on the clock showed that there was still another hour and half before Mr. Lancer would come and unlock there door to their freedom. The six students had the same thought going through their heads. There was NO way on Earth, or even in the ghost zone, were they going to spend the rest of the day playing Truth or Dare.

I mean, sure getting Sam and Danny together was pretty great and all that, but...

1. Paulina was now currently fixing the 'disfigurement' done on her nose.

2. Dash just got beaten up by a girl/ cheerleader/ his girlfriend, and is currently sporting a broken wrist.

3. Tucker is now suffering from loneliness and doesn't want to be abandoned.

4. Valerie is cursing Sam's existence and hates life itself. Oh yeah she also shared saliva with a freak (Tucker- Don't you dare disfigure my manly image.)

Isn't it nice to know that insanity is just a Truth or Dare away?

... Never mind.

A cyber- tech geek then grinned so brightly that everyone was blinded for a few seconds. The other five people were now wearing sunglasses and Paulina's sun block. "I have an awesome idea! And this game is just perfect!"

"Well don't leave just in the dark." said Sam sporting a pair of sunglasses to block out the radiating light of Tucker's smile.

"Okay so I was online the other day with a couple of chat buddies. They know me and I know them so we were pretty close, and we were playing this game. See you are in an life endangering situation, like let's say there is a hurricane coming, and you have to decide what five things you want to take with you."

"Sounds fun." said Valerie, Sam and Paulina.

"What kind of lame game is this?" asked Dash, looking bored and annoyed. Sam waved her chainsaw towards Dash's direction. "And why haven't I thought of this before?"

"Because your brain lacks the capacity to understand things like this." said Danny.

"Are you insulting me?" wondered Dash.

Tucker couldn't help but roll on the floor laughing his ass off.

"Okay Paulina." he said wiping the tears out of his face. "You start."

"Sure you got the IQs to remember what your house look like?" Sam smirked.

Paulina ignored Sam and wondered for a second before answering-

What the hell is wrong with me!

I can't seem to understand anything anymore and all I think about is school and stuff. I hate how the finals are coming so quickly. Also I have to take summer school now and don't really have time for anything else.

Arggh! Also, the unexpected writers block had finally hit me! I thought I was doing okay until all this had to happen AT THE SAME TIME!

I hate my life.

Faints from lack of sleep.

Tucker and Danny appear out of nowhere.

You heard her! Now she needs YOUR help and YOUR ideas!

You heard them! I need some new ideas to this story if I'm ever going to make it! So click on the little button on the left corner, a little bit downers and send me your ideas. I'm willing to take anything!I'll make sure to copyright them with trademarks and all that.

HELP ME!

This chapter wasn't funny at all. NOO! I'm losing my author-ish touch.

LaTeR!