Finale
It was Kiba and Hinata's first anniversary of their marriage, as well as the triplet's first birthday. They had a huge celebration, with cake and everything. They had done it out in the park, where they had lots of space. A large amount of people came. About fifty different Inuzukas showed up, still unable to believe that the Clan Idiot managed to get married, and the only Hyuuga to show up was Neji, forcibly sent by Hiashi to make sure nothing happened.
Kiba was sitting down at a table with his family, eating lunch, specially made for him by Konoha Super-Cook, Akimichi Chouji. It was a large steak, with a side of Kibbles and Bits. Kiba's favourite. Akamaru had wandered off somewhere, but judging by how he was speaking with Kiba, he was worried, angsty, and in a hurry. Kiba just shrugged it off.
Hinata had just had ramen, and could barely watch her husband eat. He devoured his food like a maniac, yet managed to savour the taste of his Kibbles and Bits. It could pretty gross when they kissed sometimes, since sometimes Kiba's mouth would taste like Kibbles and Bits, with a dash of rancid meat and sweaty socks.
Being married to Kiba was… different… from being married to somebody else. For instance, most husbands didn't like it when you scratch behind their ears, or scratch their tummies. Kiba just adored it, and got jealous when Akamaru got it but he didn't. Also, Kiba has to spin around three times before he can lay down to go to sleep. It was annoying on the occasions where Hinata was already in bed, asleep. She would wake up every time to see Kiba spinning around. Another thing, Kiba liked to chase sticks and small animals when they go to the park. Hinata would throw one for Akamaru, and then both Kiba and the large dog would chase after it, Kiba usually getting to it first. Finally, when Kiba cries, he whimpers, exactly like a dog. Hinata had managed to accept these differences. But, there was one thing she could not accept: Kiba's choice of T-Shirts.
Kiba's wardrobe had three T-Shirts that Hinata never liked. One said in bold writing "TIME IS NEVER WASTED IF YOU'RE WASTED ALL THE TIME!" The second had a picture of Calvin Doing Hobbes, which Joey had given him, and the last one had a pocket for his cigarettes, which his other friend, Chandler, had given him. That shirt also had a picture of a cigarette with a face, smoking a businessman. Hinata wasn't sure if his friends were a bad impression on Kiba, or if he was a bad impression on them. Either way, somebody has to be evil if his or her surname is "Bing".
Joey and Chandler sat down next to Kiba, Joey having a bizarre assortment of foods, Custard, Jam, and Beef, Chandler just having smoked salmon. The author wasn't sure if writing that sentence, or this one, was necessary, but he wrote it anyway.
Chandler chimed in. "So Kiba, how does it feel to have survived one whole year of non-single-hood?" he asked like he was some talk-show host.
"Well Chandler, it was enjoyable, since there were many occasions when we would get out a tub of peanut butter and horse radish, spread it all over our…" Kiba said, being cut off by Chandler.
"Well that's interesting…" Chandler said.
"Spread it all over your what?" Joey asked, "Your toast? Your sandwiches…?"
"It was our…" Kiba said, this time being cut off by his wife.
"That's enough, Kiba," she said, "We don't mind keeping things private."
Kiba shrugged, and looked over at a girl eating off of the buffet table. Chandler looked over.
"Oh my god." Chandler said, "What a sexy piece of eye candy."
"Go talk to her." Kiba said, nudging his pal.
Chandler got up nervously, walking over to her. "Hello?" Chandler said to her.
Then, came the horror. The terror… from… beyond… Microsoft Word. "Oh, my, gawd! Chandluh Bing!" came the most annoying thing anybody had ever heard in their life.
Chandler fretted about. It was Janice, but he hadn't seen her in so long, he must've forgotten what she looked like. "Oh my god, you… haven't been killed by the mafia…" Chandler said.
"Eh eh eh eh eh eh!" Janice laughed, "Chandler, you are such a kidder! Now come on, go introduce me to your new friends!"
"That's okay. They have children, and if I brought you over right now, it would be the worst birthday present ever for them."
Back at the table, Joey was hiding his face, while Kiba was cursing his dog-like hearing, whimpering like hell.
"Kiba, come here…" called out Akamaru. The rest of the audience just thought it was a stray dog barking. Kiba got out of his seat, running off towards his companion's voice. Hinata sighed. Akamaru could try and try, but he won't ruin this party by peeing in the punch bowl!
Kiba found Akamaru, behind a tree off in the distance, a long way away from the party. He his large friend, and two little puppies with him.
"Kiba, look what I found!" Akamaru said, "Strays! They need a home! Can we keep them, pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase?"
"Of course!" Kiba said, "And I'm sure Hinata would love two more living things in our house especially when we have three babies!" The sad thing was that Kiba actually believed that sentence.
Kiba came back to the party, instructing Akamaru to take the pups back to their apartment and give them something to eat.
Kiba sat down again at the table, when a cloaked figure came up to the stage, and went up to the microphone. He tore off the cloak, revealing… Sasuke.
"Hello, Konoha." Sasuke said menacingly, "It is I, the bringer of your doom, Sasuke. Except… from now on, you shall all refer to me by the name… Betty."
Kiba stood up, furious. "But, isn't Betty a woman's name?" he yelled.
"SILENCE!" Betty shouted, throwing a Kunai at him. Most of the party cleared out, including Chandler and Joey. Hinata had taken the kids out of the park too, leaving only Sasu-I mean, Betty, Kiba, and Neji.
Kiba lunged at Betty, furious about him ruining his children's birthday party and his anniversary. Betty caught him by punching him in the gut, and threw him down to the ground. Neji jumped at him, his Byakugan activated, and started to use his Juuken. Betty had managed to dodge each strike. How would Kiba and Neji defeat him?
Betty's eyes were red with the Sharingan, the obvious reason why he was able to dodge the cousins-in-law's attacks.
"Well then Neji, let's see how you like your own style used against you?" Betty said. The sharingan morphed into a completely different shape, his pupil turning into a star. This was the third level. Mangekyo's dad… the Staringan.
Betty's face had veins bulging out of it, just as though he was using the Byakugan.
"Juuken!" Betty said, lunging at Neji.
Neji activated it as well. The two used the Juuken simultaneously, hitting each other at the exact same time.
Kiba stared in awe, blood dripping out of his mouth. By the time this ended, both of them would be dead. He then saw it: his window of opportunity! He took out a kunai, put one in each hand, and lunged at Betty.
"Get dead, Sasuke!" Kiba said.
"The name is Betty, you son of a bitch!" Betty yelled. Of course, this insult wouldn't work on Kiba, because technically, his mom was a female dog. Sort of.
Betty was caught in a deadly trap. If he stopped to strike down Kiba, he would open himself up to Neji, but if he kept striking Neji, Kiba would get him. Yet, whoever he targeted next was sure to die.
Everything had seemed to go in slow motion at that moment. Betty had made a decision. If he was going down, he was going to take the strongest one of the two down with him. That was the Jounin, Neji. Kiba plunged the Kunai into Betty's neck, but right before that, Sasuke had managed to get in one, swift kick that could shatter bones, right into the crotch of Neji. Neji collapsed to the ground, clearly in a lot of agony. Betty collapsed next to him, the two kunai protruding from his neck. Kiba knelt down next to Neji.
"Neji! Are you alright?" he said.
"Ki… ba…" Neji muttered, "Look… after… Hinata… sa… m… a…" Neji turned pale, cold, lifeless… dead.
Kiba couldn't believe this. He was… crying… because Neji was dead. He never imagined the day would come. Hell, he couldn't even imagine outliving Neji. What surprised him the most though, was that Neji had, in his last words, accepted Kiba as somebody worthy of Hinata.
"I'll… g… get you…" Betty said, "You'll… see… I'll… be back… in… the… se… quel!" He also became lifeless.
Kiba sat there alone, among the two lifeless men. He sat there for a while, and then got up.
Kiba stared at the sky for a moment, and sighed. He decided it was time to head home. He still had to be a father.
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Up in afterlife-land, Naruto was watching down on him, standing next to Neji.
"Heh… that guy'll make a great father." Neji said.
Naruto nodded. "Yeah… of both dogs and men…" he said, "He's the greatest."
TEH EDNZ
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There you have it folks! The story is completed. This chapter was friggin' long! Ack! Perhaps I went a little overboard on some parts and needed to concentrate more on others, like the fight scene.
Kiba: I never got my pie!111oneoneone
Uh, gotta run now, folks! Thanks for reading! The sequel will come out once I finish Woofloose, until then, read Woofloose, and review! I don't have a single review for it yet!
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