HI PEOPLE! THIS IS MY FIRST FIC. THIS WASN'T ACTUALLY SUPPOSE TO BE A FIC, IT WAS JUST A LETTER I WROTE TO ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS. I WAS TRYING TO HELP HER GET THE GUY SHE LIKES, SINCE SHE IS A FANFICTION WRITER SHE DECIDED TO FIX THIS UP AND CHANGE IT SO IT WOULD MAKE SENCE. SO IT BECAME THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO GETTING RON...YOU MAY HOWEVER CHANGE RON TO HARRY, DRACO OR ANY OTHER GUY YOU WANT...EVEN IN REAL LIFE!

SO HERE IT IS...IN HONOUR OF Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me

P.S – IT ACTUALLY WORKS! I SWEAR!

LOTS OF LOVE,
SHMIGI LOVER!

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Hi, it's Dr. Shmigi lover to the rescue! I've decided to give you a makeover, not just on the outside but also on the inside, and on InstantOwl Post/Spider Web(a version of MSN for wizards). We all know that you are ADDICTED to Someone...cough RON cough, and you would like him to ask you out. I'm here to use my powers (bitching, smartness, funniness, and everything I know about Ronald Weasley) to turn you into the kind of girl Mr. Ronald Weasley would like. Although I will try to change some aspects of you, it does not mean that I will change YOU. I would never want to totally change you because the world knows that we don't need more of those skanks walking around. So before we start here are a few rules.

1) If, by any chance, Ron does ask you out you owe me 100$ plus tax (no I'm just joking :D )
2) This will take time.
3) Never, and I repeat NEVER, go down the skank road. Even though guys like a girl who wears less clothing and act like they own the place and flirt non-stop, that is not what ALL guys want ALL the time. Any guy who wants that has some serious problems, and more than likely your guy is not one of them. I'm almost 100 sure that is NOT the kind of girl Ron wants...He may want a girl who looks good at the beginning but he also wants a smart, outgoing person.
4) HAVE FRICKEN FUN! :D

Okay, its currently 12:11am on Thursday, August 03 2006, meaning that in one day I will be gone to Europe and I'm stressed!. So here we go!

Lesson Number 1! - The Girl on the outside!

1) Wearing less clothing will not make you more attractive. Just wear clothes that you are comfortable in! If you aren't comfortable he will think something is wrong.
2) Wear clothes that make you stand out, don't wear clothes every single girl wears. Wear clothes that show you're style, NOT someone else's.
3) Wear clothes that show off your best assets. Like if you like your legs wear skirts, shorts, or Capri's. Don't hide yourself.

Lesson Number 2! - The Girl on the inside!

1) STAND OUT WOMAN! Don't blend in, how is he supposed to notice you?
2) Get confortable with him, don't hide from him. Don't be shy, make moves. If he sees that you're not like hiding from him he will see that you like him. Be bold!
3) Don't hold back, if you think you should walk up to him and say something, DO IT!
4) Get to know him. Ask questions. You don't even know when his b-day is!

Lesson Number 3! - The Girl on Spider Web(msn)!

1) Get a nickname for him, and put it on your name. Don't make it too easy but don't make it too hard. Like, Biggie orRed or something lol. That way it doesn't 100 give away that you like him, but he might be... hey I think that might be me.
2) Get pics of you and put it on your dp, that way when you go on he can look at your face, NOT ORLANDO BLOOMS or any other actor!
3) Make you're name stand up... not just : (flower)NAME (flower)... that doesn't stand out!

Okay it's 1:25am and I'm dead tired! So bye bye and good luck!