CAT: I wanna thank my 27 year old bro for sitting in my room and listening and singing to ska8er boi very loudly so mom and dad still think I'm up there.
Inuyoukai-san: Your bro's weird, he gave me a carrot for lunch... this is the last time I eat with you. (Chucks the carrot at CAT)
CAT: (Grabs carrot and eats it) He probably thought you were like me.
Inuyoukai-san: Weird?
CAT (-.-) Vegetarian.
Inuyoukai: So can I do the disclaimer now?

CAT: Yeah ok. (Sits on a couch and munches popcorn)

Inuyoukai-san: People, important news! CAT's preganant!

CAT: (Chokes on popcorn)

YGO cast: (Look at Bakura; start chasing him)
Bakura: IT WASN'T ME!

Inuyoukai-san: (o.oU) bad time to mention it was a joke?
CAT: (Still choking on popcorn)

Inuyoukai-san: (Mutters worriedly ) CAT doesn't own YGO?

Everyone stops and looks at CAT
CAT: (Faints)

(O.o)

-

With Yugi, Jounichi, Honda and Shizuka:

"Where is she?" asked Shizuka worriedly.

"Well," said Honda shrugging. "Maybe the ghosts got her."

Shizuka gasped in horrer and Jounichi hit Honda at the side of his head. "Wha'? Have ya lost your mind? Anz' can handle 'er self. And there ain't no ghosts rememba'?"

"Guys, maybe we should go up there and see?" said Yugi.

They nodded.

"Who goes first?" asked Honda rubbing his head.

"We should go together." said Shizuka. "We'll be better of that way, I mean we only saw two of them and if there are four of us we'll have them out numbered won't we?"

Jou grabbed Honda. "Up ya go!"

"Huh?" shouted Honda. "Why me first?"

"Can ya dink of anyone betta'?" asked Jou.

Honda looked at Yugi. "Well..."

"Sorry Honda, but your goin' first." said Jou.

Honda was about to argue again but then...

"Honda-kun," said Shizuka with chibi eyes. "It would be so cool of you, your totally my hero."

Oh boy...

Bakura watched them from the shadows. Seeing as they could all see him he had to be some what careful, right?

Bakura!

Bakura sighed, oh great. Just what he needed.

What is it Malik? he asked mentally.

I think Anzu-chan likes me.

Anzu-chan?

Oh yeah, she told me her name while we were flying over the ocean, were in the forst now and she's eating some fruit of the tree's.

Malik...

Yeah, 'Kura?

What the fuck are you talking about? Anzu-chan? Forest? Fruit? Oceans? I thought you went to talk to Noah!

Oh, yeah. I did that. He says good luck. Weird, huh? Hey maybe you gotta scare their pants off or something. Hey did you know Anzu-chan's planning on becoming a dancer? Isn't that cool?

No Malik, I didn't know Anzu-chan was planning on becoming a dan- JUST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Oh I gotta go now Bakura. Anzu-chan say's her other friends, Shizuka, Jounouchi, Honda and Yugi haven't eaten. She's taking them fruit. She's very genourous.

Mal- too late Malik had already switched of the link. Bakura shook his head. 'So...' he thought looking as Jounichi, Honda and Shizuka pulled Yugi out of the hole. 'Their name are Yuga, Shiska, Honkie and Jockichi? Odd names. His thoughts wandered to the blue eyed buety who was currently with Malik, 'I know her. But how? And from where?'

-

"So Malik," said Anzu, her arms round the half-immortals neck, as he flew back to the mansion. "This Bakura guy? Was he the hot one? The one with white hair?"

Malik nodded. "Yeah, he's the hot one, the one with white- Hey!"

Anzu blinked. "What? It was just a question. Because you haven't mentioned any other immortals or half immortals, so I'm guessing he is the white haired one?"

"Yeah," said Malik smirking. "I guess he is kinda hot. But admit it, I'm just plain sexy!"

Anzu rolled her eyes. "Yeah, right."

Not realizing the remark was sarcastic, Malik grinned. "I knew it."

Anzu smiled slightly, she looked at him and her smile widened.

"What?" he asked raising an eyebrow.

"Your mark." she pointed to his face had a red mark on it in the shape of two fingers. "It's still there."

Malik brought one hand up and massaged his cheek (A/N: FACE!). "Well, ofcourse It's still there! You hit me very hard! TWICE! And as though that wasn't bad enough, I went out of my way to prove to you I was real!"

Flashback:

"Prove- What are you doing?" she shouted. He had grabbed her waist now and was looking down at her.

"Don't worry." he smirked. "You'll enjoy this."

Anzu started kicking but her feet hit air. "What?" She looked down. Her eyes widened, there a foot above the ground.

He took her higher atleast a meter. "Like the view of the kit-"

SLAP

He grabbed his face with two hands. "Hey!" Suddenly realizing he let her go, he flew down grabbed her by the foot before she hit the ground

"Put me down! There's a string somewhere! And It's not strong enough to hold us both!" she screamed.

"Your as stubborn." he said through gritted teeth trying to lower her. "As you are heavy." he got her to the ground safely before panting.

"What do you mean heavy? I'm not heavy! I'm just tall!" she shouted getting of her hands.

"Ofcourse your heavy." He smirked. "That's why your afraid the 'string' will rip, right?"

"So it is just a prank!" shouted Anzu triumphantly.

"Geez," said Malik sarcasticly. "Nothing get's past you does it, super cow?"

Silence.

Anzu gritted her teeth so hard that Malik swore he heard them crack. "What did you say?"

"Super cow." repeated Malik.

"Say that again." said Anzu glaring at him.

"Super-"

SLAP

Malik grabbed his face again. "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"I'm not heavy." she said angrily.

Despite his pain Malik grinned. "Like hell you aren't."

Suddenly she threw her arms around his neck. "Alright immortal, prove it."

End Flashback.

Turned out she wasn't all that heavy, but Malik was not going to admit it.

-

Palace of the Immortals:

"This is going quite wrong, Mokie." said Noah looking down on Malik and Anzu. "It's the other way round isn't it?"

"Yes, Noah, it is. Bakura should be flying around with her and making jokes at her expence, not his best friend. Things are going to get unusually complicated." Mokie's black hair was swaying in the wind and he looked worried.

They looked at each other.

"What did Malik want anyway?"

Noah shrugged. "Nothing important, just something about the prophecy."

"What did you tell him?"

"Nothing." stated Noah with distaste. "I don't like him much."

They looked back at Malik and Anzu.

"We might have to get mixed up into all this." said Noah.

"Let's hope it doesn't come to that." said a voice behind them.

They both turned around, their eyes wide with fear.

"Yami." said Noah stiffly.

"Noah, how nice of you to remember me."

"What are you doing here?" asked Mokie.

"Oh, just thought I'd check up on Malik and Bakura, It has been almost a year hasn't it?"

"Two." said Mokie.

Yami ignored him and walked upto Noah, giving him a good view of Anzu and Malik flying towards the mansion. He kept his eyes on Anzu a little longer. "I see. Time already?"

Noah nodded.

Yami smirked. "Things aren't going the way there supposed to, either that or Bakura and Malik have passed immortal boundries and have switched bodies."

Silence.

His smirk grew. "I thought not." He looked at the two brothers. "I have a proposition."

They looked confused.

-

CAT: (Get's up) It's good thing I wrote this before you came over Inu.

Inuyoukai-san: (Sweatdrop) Sorry about earlier.

CAT: (Shruggs) No prob.

Inyoukai-san: REVIEW PLZ!