Cat: Inu-chan...

Inuyouka-san: Yeah?

Cat: Why'd you kill Kaiba?

Inuyoukai-san: Huh? Oh yeah...

Flashback:

Inu-san: So is it going to be a girl or a boy?
Seto: (Chokes on carrots) W...What?
Inu-san: You didn't know she really is preganant!
Anzu: OO
Seto: (Died from lack of oxygent)
Inu-san: YAY I FINNALY KILLED KAIBA!
Anzu: OO...-.-...Inu-san, why do you want to kill kaiba? And CAT isin't preganant right?
Inu-san: No she isin't, I just wanted to use that excuse to kill Kaiba.
Yami: (Annoyed, and who poped out of nowhere)For Ra's sake woman why?
Inu-san: Do you really want to know?
Yami and Anzu: (Nod)
Inu-san: Do you really REALLY want to know!
Yami and Anzu: YES!
Inu-san: Do you really-!
Yami and Anzu: WE GET THE POINT!
Inu-san: (Smirk)
Yami: (Gulp)
Anzu: (choking an Inuyasha teddy)
Seto: X.X
Inu-san: I'll tell you next chapter, UPDATE!
Yami and Anzu: NO!
Teddy Inuyasha: Suckers...

End falshback.

Inuyasha-san: Heh... I was kidding.

Cat:-.-;;

Alex: (Holds up a carrot)

Inu-san: NO! (Hits Alex with a pillow) No more carrots! (Porn books fall out of the pillow case)

Cat: O.O

Inu-san: EWW!

Alex: HEY! (Picks up the books) MINE!

Inu and Cat: -.-;;;

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

Anzu smiled softly as she and Malik landed outside the mansion next to the car. "I'll need to get a few things, can you help me?" she asked, making her way to the car.

When she got no responce she blinked and turned around to see nothing.

She shook her head. "Men, dead or alive, they're still men."

She made her way back in to the mansion and stopped outside of the whole. "I brought bread and cheese!" she shouted. Then she added. "And soda!"

Silence.

"Guys?"

Silence.

"GUYS?" Anzu grabbed her throat and gulped. They wouldn't play this kind of joke. Not even Jou would, not when they knew she hated it.

Maybe they were...

Oh Lord no.

"GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!" she screamed.

-

With the Guys:

"Big brother, we're lost." said Shizuka for the fifth time as they wandered around in the maze of rooms. They were sure they went outside and they ended up in the kitchen. In which there was food. Old, mouldy food. Which not even Jou touched.

"We're not lost Shiz!"

"Yeah," Honda said rolling his eyes. "We just don't know where we are."

"And der's a HUGE difference between dat and bein' lost!"

"Maybe we ought to split up." suggested Yugi.

"Yeah!" said Shizuka wrapping her arm around Yugi's waist. "I'll go with Yugi and check out the closet while you guys check out the rest of the house."

-.-''

"Shizuka." said Joucichi. "Dat's not a bad idea."

"We can't!" complained Honda.

"Why not?" asked Shizuka.

"Because you saw those GHOSTS right? The hot girls always the first one to go!"

"Guys." Said Yugi fearfully. They stopped and stared at him. "What about Anzu."

"Oh shit."

--

"Hey Yami." said Malik at the immortal who had his arms wrapped around his waist.

"What?"

"What are you doing?"

Yami let him go.

"Good, now I can leave." Malik turned around.

Yami grabbed him again.

"HEY! LET ME GO YOU SICK HOMO! HELP I'M BEING MOLESTED!"

Yami growled and slapped the blond's head.

"Ouch!" Malik rubbed his forehead. "That hurt."

"It knocked some sense in to you." said Yami rolling his eyes.

"What are you doing here anyway? And why's you pull me away? Now Anzu'll think i'm too lazy to help her."

"Why do you care?" she's Bakura's, not yours.

Malik opened his mouth, but nothing came out.

"Exactly." said Yami. "She's here for Bakura. He's the prince... unless," Yami stopped.

Malik blinked. "Unless what?"

"Unless... his bracelet, the simble of the royal family. If it were handed to someone else. Another person, then it would be them that would marry the girl."

"But," Malik raised his eyebrow. "Once It's off Bakura's hand then... he's lost his birth right."

"And when he loses his birth right he loses..." Yami struggled with the girls name.

"Anzu." said Malik raising his eyebrow again.

"Right."

"So, you still didn't tell what your doing here."

"Aren't you the slightest bit interested at what would happen if the bracelet left Bakura's hand?"

"I already said it didn't I? He loses his brith right, and like you said, Anzu. So what?"

Yami shrugged. "Just wondering what would happen if it slipped in to, say a ghosts hand."

That got malik's attention.

"A ghost is treated like an outcast. The lowest of the low. Immortals that were banished years ago. Most didn't have a say in the matter, most like you." Yami mentally smirked. as he saw Malik's expression. "Children of the City of the North. The closest to the Royal family. One mistake and they were cut off from us. One small mistake. Because of one man. It's all Seto's fault though isn't it? He wouldn't change with the times. What was so wrong with giving ghosts trials?"

Malik shook.

He was angry.

"Even when one of them was related to the Queen?"

Malik stopped shaking. Confused and alarmed he turned to the immortal. "W-what?"

"You Malik, are Bakura's uncle. Ishizu's brother. Why else would she leave Bakura in your hands?"

Silence.

"I don't believe you." murmured Malik. "Ishizu was human, I was always..."

"Really? You remember your childhood then?"

Malik froze.

"You see?" He could feel Yami's hot breath on his neck. "They cut you off. For something you didn't do, for Bakura, and they're about to do the same again. This time instead of taking your powers, they're going to take away the girl you love."

--

"Do you think it was a good I dea to tell him Noah?" asked Mokie.

"No. But we didn't have much choice, if he can help Bakura-"

"But how's he going to help him? It's Malik's past he knows now. What if he tells Malik about it?"

Noah shook his head. "Why would he do that? What will it achieve?"

"It'll turn Bakura and Malik against each other for one thing." said Mokie matter of factly.

Noah swore. "Mokie, why didn't you tell me?"

Mokia stared at his older brother. "I fiquired you'd have known. I thought you might've had a plan."

"You give me too much credit."

"I suppose."

"So what now?"

"Well, we can't go to Seto. It was forbidden to talk of the C.O.T.N."

Noah sent his brother a confused look.

Mokie rolled his eyes. "Honestly Noah, City Of The North."

"C.O.T- Ahh, initials, I see."

"So, what do we do? If yami's really going to turn Bakura and Malik against each other we're going to be in hot oil."

Noah groaned. "We're going to have to ask them."

Mokie blinked. "Who?"

"Them."

Mokie stared at him.

Noah sighed. "I'll explain as we go."

Before Mokie could say anything else Noah sped off.

Mokie frowned. This was troublesome.

-

Bakura stared at the idiots.

They were just soo stupid!

They left without leaving a note for the poor girl and now after atleast two hours they noticed she still wasn't with them.

He fel;t a presence.

"Malik. About time. Look at these baffoons." he pointed at them.

Malik stood at his side but Bakura noticed his eyes were hidden by his bangs. Deciding not to ask about his friends sudden change and pinning it on the blue eyed brunette, he told Malik what was happening.

-.-.-

Cat: (Groans) My fricken back!

Inu-san: (With Alex pointing at something in the book) And this?

Alex: Well that's difficult to do, I'm sure M.L definitely knows that one though...

Cat: ;.; REVIEW!