My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Problems

"She's CRAZY! She named me 'Beary'. How lame is THAT?" Beary said, rolling his eyes.

"You think you have a hard time. Lilly dresses up in purple hair and feathers, with a NEW name ever night. I don't know who's saying good-bye to me, Lola Lafnange or Lilly Trescot or Lola Luthringer or Lola Rottenburger or something else entirely!" Hugsy cried.

Lilly, Oliver, and Miley were having a sleepover party and aperently, so were their stuffed bears, Beary, Hugsy, and Cuddle-Bops.

"Well, at least YOU don't belong to "Smokin' Okin! He's girl-crazy, even though I know he's in love with Miley slash Hannah Montana." Cuddle-Bops sighed.

"Oy vey, I am sooooo tired of Hannah Montana. I never want to see "The Other Side" of her AGAIN!" Beary cried.

"I bet Oliver would." Cuddle-Bops remarked.

"EWWWW!" Beary and Hugsy cried.

"I DO NOT want to be hidden under the covers if that happens, let me tell ya." Beary said.

"It's not easy being small, cuddly and bear like, is it, guys?" Hugsy asked.

"No," Beary said as Miley came into the room and gave him a hug, "But it sure is worth it."