Author's Note: I'd like to thank IncarnationOfPureBeauty for the idea for this chapter! I hope you like it.

Disclaimer: oops, forgot about that until now. : glances around to see if anyone noticed: Well, I finally remembered so here 'tis:

Twilight and all it characters belong to Stephanie Meyer. Teacups belong to Disney Land (I think) and umm… that's all, I believe.

Chapter 4 – Edward's Choice -or- A Vampire Tea

"Emmet, when will you stop getting us kicked off rides?" Alice asked jokingly.

"Meh." Was Emmet's only response.

"I can't believe that guy thought it was Emmet? Why would he think it was Emmet? Does Emmet look like a kind of person to wire a car?" Rosalie complained.

"Hey!" Emmet protested, "I totally could!"

"Yah, anyway, hand over the straws, Bella." Rosalie commanded. Bella obliged and after mixing them up, Rosalie held them out once more.

"I'll get it this time, I can feel it!" Emmet said. "Thrill rides, here we come!" Once more, Emmet got a short straw.

After everyone picked, the holder of the short straw turned out to be none other than Edward.

"Well, at least Edward will pick a thrill ride, won't cha Edward?" Jasper said happily.

Edward looked nervously at Bella, who crossed her arms and gave an expression that indicated he better pick one she approved. "Err…"

"Well?" Rosalie said impatiently.

Bella caught Edward's eye and looked from him to a certain ride.

"No Bella, I refuse to do the carasel again. Emmet would probably get us into more trouble. How about… the teacups?"

"Teacups?" Rosalie screeched. "What on earth are Teacups!"

"Those" Said Alice pointing.

Rosalie looked where she pointed and saw the wildly spinning kids flying around on the teacup tracks. "Now that has promise." She said and hurried to the line, closely followed by Alice with the other trailing behind.

When it came their turn to board the teacups, they divided into two groups. Edward, Bella and Emmet enter a teacup with a blue edge and Rosalie, Alice, and Jasper boarded one with a yellow edge.

In the Blue Edged Tea Cup:

Bella was at the wheel, turning it as hard as she could. It spun around at an average pace and Bella was having a jolly time. Edward and Emmet looked slightly bored.

"Bella, would you like me to take a turn?" Edward asked. Bella looked up, grinned, and shook her head.

Edward and Emmet sighed. Then they turned to watch the other's progress.

In the Yellow Edged Tea Cup:

Alice spun the wheel effortlessly and quickly. Their teacups went faster than any other present.

"Faster, Faster!" Rosalie cheered. In few moments, she joined in pulling at the wheel.

Back at the Blue Teacup:

"Now may Emmet or I please have a turn, Bella?" She was starting to pant slightly but she shook her hear.

"Please, Bella, PLEASE!" Emmet asked, as politely as he could.

"Maybe in a minute." Bella replied. Emmet looked over at the blur that should be Rosalie, Alice, and Jasper and whimpered.

Back at the Yellow Tea Cup:

"Wheee!" Alice shrieked, thoroughly enjoying a ride that could be legally speed up by the rider.

"Come on, Jasper, help!" Rosalie laughed.

Jasper considered the tea cup. Could a tea cup withstand an even faster speed? Would it break? Might something tragic happen? He shrugged and added his hands to the wheel.

Suddenly Alice's eyes widened. She had a vision. Alice quickly let her hands drop from the wheel, but it was too late… (A/N: Keep in mind this story is humor)

Meanwhile at the Blue Teacup:

"Now," Bella panted, "You may take the wheel." She let her hands fall to her sides on the bench as Emmet and Edward grabbed the wheel at the same time with too much enthusiasm.

Not to be outdone, the two of them spun it furiously and soon had it going as fast as the Yellow Teacup.

And then, it happened.

The big picture:

At the exact same time, something occurred.

A spring from somewhere under each teacup popped out and flew many yards away. People had to duck to get out of the way in time.

Then, the yellow and blue teacups did an unexpected thing. They left their tracks at a tremendous speed.

The teacups zoomed into a plastic wall, but instead of stopping, they ricocheted off the wall to the opposite side. They continued bouncing back and forth. Yells sounded as such:

Rosalie, Alice, Jasper: WAHOO!

Bella: EEEEEEEE!

Edward, Emmet::Manic Laughter:

Conductor: STOP! Unhand the teacup wheels!

The vampires (Bella was busy clinging to the side of the teacup) shot their arms into the air somewhat similar to how someone would react when a policeman says "Hands up!"

The ride stopped but the rebel teacups did not.

Eventually they slowed down.

Bella giggled and whispered, "Let's do that again!"

Emmet and Edward grinned and tried in vain to muffle their laughter.

In the yellow teacup, Alice and Rosalie were giggling and Jasper had clapped his hand over his mouth to stifle the laughter.

The other people on the ride stared with wide eyes.

"OUT!" Bellowed the conductor.

The Cullens and Bella glanced quickly at one and other. Then they made their hasty retreat.

Disappearing through the crowd though, Rosalie spotted a spring. With a grin, she plucked it off the ground. It would make a lovely souvenir.