"Hannah Montana had another BIG song debut Monday. Number one on the charts." Beary groaned.
"Well what's so bad about that?" Hugsy asked. Miley, Oliver and Lilly's bears were hanging out today at Starbears coffee shop while their owners were hanging out on the beach.
"It's HORRIBLE! The first line is 'They are Farty, Moron, Court Reporter and Mike' . It's worse than that song that went 'Mel hates Jews yeahhhh drunk drunk Mel hates Jews!'. And that won a Grammy, for stuffing's sake!"
"Well, at least you don't have to listen to Oliver moan in his sleep. He goes 'Miley, Miley!' all night." Cuddle-Bops exclaimed, flailing his arms around, "He needs to get a girlfriend despertley."
"Not as much as Lilly does. Hey, Beary, maybe Jackson could do it. She likes, I mean, obsesses over, him." Hugsy said, not completely jokingly.
"Well, I can ask Radar." Beary replied.
"Who?" Hugsy and Cuddle-Bops asked together.
"Jackson's stuffed rabbit from when he was six." Beary explained.
"Please do. Then I can be sane again!" Hugsy cried.
"I'll do it as soon as I get home."
"Good luck." Cuddle-Bops remarked, as they went on sipping their coffee.
A/N: Radar is the name of Big Bird's teddy on Sesame Street.