Title: For like every woman, she hates her own Fangirl
By: Mirandaotto
And so the second installment in the epic comedic romance drama action fan fiction called for like every woman, she hates her own Fangirl begins. Or rather, the intro the story begins. And now it ends and heads to the disclaimer. Then the story will begin.
I am currently double tasking here, so there will probably be some spelling and grammar mistakes. I am petting both of my dogs, one's belly with my foot and the other's neck with my left hand. And I'm balancing my lap top on my right leg and typing with my right hand. Not an easy task.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Avatar or wish to own it. The directors are doing a good job. Though, I do have sharp objects, and I am prepared to chug them at the directors if I am displeased with the show. –pouts-
Chapter One: The one in which Non-l33t speakers get really mad.
And so, beginning where the last chapter left off, the story begins with Nej and Gill searching franticly through the forest. Well…at least Gill was. Nej followed behind the Fangirl hunter, groaning and complaining the whole expedition. All of her complaints, though, were ignored completely, for Gill had entered berserk hunter mode (unfortunately, her clothes did not change into skimpy animal furs, like in what happens in video games.). All that came out of Gill's mouth for the next hour and half was l33t. That was what happened when she entered that certain mode. There were other modes that she entered, such as fry cook mode, for when a raw piece of meat and a fire were placed in front of her, and tribal dancer mode when the low steady beat of a drum echoed in her ears. All Nej could do was wait the phase out.
"T-3 f4\ 61rs 4r3 -3r3…1 s\/3ll t-3\/…" Gill whispered, smelling a leaf. She glanced up, observing the area. She searched the ground for a few moments before advancing forward.
"I can't understand you, Gill. Talk normally." Nej replied, knowing that the girl would not stop until she captured her prey. She groaned as she leaned up against a tree, "Why can't you have some other weird habits. Like…Wood carving or something."
"\0 T4lk1\6…T-3y 4r3 cl0s3." The girl growled as the sound of a fangirl's squeal reached her. The author, who was typing the story on her bed in the most uncomfortable position, stopped and sat up. She was currently out of ideas. That wasn't good.
"Gill!" The author typed once she got an idea. Nej sighed as her companion raced off into the woods. Nej rolled her eyes and followed the crazy Fangirl hunter, muttering to herself in protest.
Not too far off from the dynamic duo, The Fangirl was chasing her prey. Her prey just so happened to be a banished prince, son of Fire Lord Ozai, Prince Zuko. He, although obviously uneasy with yet another Fangirl attack, attempted to keep a calm aura and not burn the adolescence to a crisp. His Uncle Iroh sat in the distance, enjoying the show.
"Uncle, you could at least try and help." Zuko said as he circled around a large oak tree.
Iroh laughed merrily, "Zuko, look at this as training." He picked up his pack and pulled out a teacup, "If you will excuse me, I am going to make some tea."
Zuko watched his Uncle leave the clearing, "How is running in circles going to help me find the Avatar?" He yelled after him, over the girl's screaming.
"Oh em gee! Zuko! Will you have my children?" The Fangirl jumped forward, tackling Zuko, "Oh my god! I'm touching Zuko! Will you take off your shirt? Can I have your pants?"
Zuko stared up in fear, "No, you can't have my pants…" The Author then laughed at the thought of Zuko handing over his pants to the Fangirl. Then she continued the story, knowing that the reader didn't care about what the author was typing.
"Aw…. but Zuko-kun…" The Fangirl pouted.
It was at the very moment that Zuko began praying his god that Gill and Nej immerged from a small bunch of bushes. Gill enthusiastically pointed at the Fangirl, "J00! Pr3p4r3 t0 b3 Pwn3d!"
"Don't actually hurt the Fangirl this time, okay Gill?" Nej reminded Gill before the Fangirl hunter dashed forward.
"D11111113!"
The Fangirl then commenced in screaming hysterically and begging Zuko to save her as Gill dragged her off into a different part of the woods. Zuko told the Fangirl, as she was removed from the premises "no". The Author would like to admit that if she were in Zuko's place, she would be sticking her tongue out at the Fangirl and laughing in her face.
And because you are reading a story written by this particular Author, the story will come to a complete stop and go into a flashback. The Author just realized that she never introduced the Character's backgrounds. That is because she already knows their background and felt that she didn't need to. The Author now knows that she was incorrect. The History of the two main characters Gill and Nej will now begin. The History will also include a detail Mary Sue sized description of each character. Enjoy.
The History of Nej and Gill
Nej and Gill are, despite their complete lack of looking alike, sisters. Their mother, April, was a crazy earth bender and their father, Mashall, was a high-class water bender. Their mother was born in The Earth Kingdom city of Ba Sing Sei and Their Father was born in the Northern Water Tribe. The two met on a not so fateful Sunday afternoon at water bending show at Kangaroo Island and did not fall in love. In fact, the two hated each other. But, seeing as how their mother was already heading towards the Northern Water Tribe, the two traveled together. They kept on hating each other throughout the entire journey. As a matter of fact, April hired an assassin to "eliminate" Mashall but through a totally confusing and complicated story, Mashall ended up not getting killed and April was not entirely upset with that. And through a totally cliché set of events, they fell in love.
Mashall's father accepted April and Mashall's request to get married and the two were wed two months later. On the third year of their marriage, April gave birth to their first daughter, Nej. She was born with brown hair and blue eyes like her father. The following year, April became pregnant again, but when the couple got into a very large fight, they separated. A few days after her second daughter, Gill, who was born with brown hair and Green eyes, like her mother, was born, April left Gill with her father and took Nej back to Ba Sing Sei.
The two girls grew up very well aware of each other, and thus were not sent to camp one summer and did not meet and did not switch places to trick their parents into loving each other again. Gill grew older and older, and began looking very much like her mother. She was tall and not so elegant. She was actually quite clumsy. She still had her earth kingdom green eyes and sometimes stuck out in a crowd. Seeing as how the rest of her water tribe friends had blue eyes. Her hair remained brown because both her mother had brown hair. Her father was relieved to learn that Gill could not bend earth, for that would remind him of his ex-wife far too much. But, he was very upset to learn that she could not water bend either.
Nej grew up quite differently. She lived with her Mother and Grandparents in Ba Sing Sei for sometime, up until the fire nation attack the great city. Deciding that The Life of the City was too much for them, Nej and her Mother moved to a small town not too far from Ba Sing Sei. Nej had blue eyes, as with what she was born with, and brown hair. She too stuck out, for most of her friends had Green eyes. Though, unlike Gill, Nej attended an Earth Bending dojo, where she became a horrible earth bender. She, total opposite of her prodigy mother, could not earth bend to save her life. But, her mother reminded her, that at least she could earth bend…to an extent. Nej was completely unbothered by this and continued living life happily.
But, her calm life ended when word was sent to her Mother that her husband had died. Out of respect, April agreed to attend the burial ceremony. Nej, anxious to meet her sister, joined her mother in the journey to the Northern water Tribe. Along the way, Nej's mother told her to not judge her sister, or expect anything special. She was going to be completely different from her and Nej had to accept that. Nej imagined her sister being some great stuck up water bender and received quite a shock when she was introduced to her sister. While her mother cried at the site of her daughter, Nej observed her sibling closely.
Gill was about the same height as her, though a year younger. She was not very developed for being 18, but Nej looked over that fact. She was very similar to her Mother. Their face and the way they stood was exactly the same. And when Gill spoke, Nej heard her mother in her voice. But what she heard was a shock. Gill spoke of some girl she had met a few days ago. She called her a Fangirl.
And that my friends is an abrupt ending. I wanted to get this posted before my computer dies, so here it is. Enjoy.
Chapter two, coming soon.