He did it!
Summer: See why InunoTaishio was about to kill his children!
Chapter 2: He started it!
Izuya looked at her two boys steam rising from her head.
"Which one of you two did this?" Inuyasha looked at his brother and Sesshomaru the same.
"Now I know that one of you two did this? Now pleas tell me which one so I don't have to punish both of you" both still looked dumbfounded
"Ok then what would you like the punishment to be?" Sesshomaru look excited now
"I know I know! Lets set Inuyasha's bed on fire cuz I don't have one, and then I get out of the punishment"
"Nice try Sesshomaru, you will get to your bed in a momen-" his dad said
He was cut off yet again by a door bell ringing
"Now who could that be?"
He answered the door there stood a young youkai with black hair
"May I ask who are you?"
"Im Naraku." he said as if this was all the info needed
"I'll assume your Sesshomaru's friend come in" he let the small boy in then Naraku looked at him with a questionable gaze
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" Tashio didn't know what to make of the boy
"I'm Sesshomaru's and Inuyasha's dad and I own this place" the kid was about to retaliate when Sesshomaru came out
"Naraku you came just in time! I almost got punished for prank joking Izuya"
"So it was you Sessh?" asked his father
"Ya" said Sesshomaru with a 'duh' look on his face
"You don't think that he would think of something like that…. Though he did get the shit for me!" Tashio looked down at the pup like it was the last thing that he'll see even Naraku flinched when he said the 'curse'
"What did you just say!" the pup had a innocent look on his face
"Inuyasha said that that's what that poop is called"
"Oh did he now Inuyasha!"
"Yes daddy"
"What did tell Sesshomaru that this poop is called?"
"What poop"
"The poop all over your mother!"
"Oh shit!" Naraku flinched again
"Inuyasha you cant say that word!"
"Why not, what's it mean?" asked the confused child
"It means poop, but you cant say that word because it's a curse!"
"Shit is poop…….so what I cant poop now cause it's a curse, curse Sesshomaru cause it was his idea to put the shit on mama!" Inuyasha said with tear filled eyes
"Inuyasha! I told you not say that word!"
"What word? Shit?"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!"
"BUT SESSHOMARU SPILLED THE SHIT ON MAMA!"
"SESSHOMARU MILIARDO! YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!"
"But father I cant go to my room." Sesshomaru said a little to calmly
"AND WHY NOT!" Tashio sounded furious
"BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE ANGEL SET MY BED ON FIRE AND NOW PROBIBLY MY WHOLE ROOM IS GONE THANKS TO THAT…….THAT WORTHLESS PIECE OF A BROTHER! HE'S BROKEN! I WANT I NEW BROTHER!" Sesshomaru said all in one breath and he still had on a blank face but his voice, even when so little was matching the pitch of his father's. This little technique he inherited from his mother, to look like your calm but your really bursting with anger on the inside.
"Just go upstairs and out of my sight for now!" Tashio said a little perturbed that his son had just picked up another one of his late wife's habits.
Now that the place had settled down some Tashio sat back on a chair in the living room. All of the sudden he heard a blood curtailing scream of his youngest child. He quickly ran up the stairs and saw the young child was being help by Sesshomaru in front of the older sibling's door. He looked for Naraku and saw that he was rocking back and forth repeatedly saying something like 'Don't let the fire get me! Don't let it get me!'. He looked a little in the room and saw that his first-born's room was like an oven. Flames were licking there way out of the room and before you knew it the doorframe was on fire and was about a foot away from Inuyasha. Inuyasha continued to scream his head off and they heard Izuya come running up the stairs and to her horror there were her two sons standing before a room that's heat she could feel down stairs. She pushed Tashio out of the way, and pulled Inuyasha and Sesshomaru away from the burning room.
She also got Naraku and led them away from the room, they were sitting on the steps and she had all three in her embrace. Trying to calm the children was not an easy task, for Inuyasha was now balling his eyes out, Sesshomaru was just still as can be and he had such a sad look on his face, and Naraku however was going into hysterics. Izuya did not realize that when she went running out of the kitchens that she had worried one in particular. Her name was Lithuania and she was well known to the boys of the castle, for one reason only: she was simply the best baker there was to offer in Japan. Sesshomaru looked at her and calmly said.
"Inuyasha has a gift for you…….an oversized oven, oh now where did he put it……(gasps) that's right! Please Lithuania make use of my room your OVERSIZED OVEN!"
"Prince Sesshomaru…….do I want to know what happened?"
"Inuyasha set my bed on fire!"
The maid glared at the hanyou. You see Lithuania was the only maid of Sesshomaru's mother left that survived the attack that had killed Lady Sarihona. So she kind of favored Sesshomaru over Inuyasha. Tashio kept her around only for the fact that it she reminded him of his late wife. He missed her so much but he has not only Izuya, who was almost exactly like his late wife only the fact that she isn't no where near as powerful as her, plus he still has Sesshomaru, who is identical to his mother in every way possible, however he did look like his father too.
"Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and Naraku. Go to Inuyasha's room and make yourselves busy with something while we try to get the fire out. And DON'T think that you guys are off the hook either." Tashio said
So the three of them were sitting in Inuyasha's room. Naraku was drawing, Sesshomaru painting, and Inuyasha playing with his wooden blocks. Well Inuyasha wasn't being careful as to what he was doing and ended up making his castle fall. One of the blocks flew at Naraku and hit his square in the head. Naraku looked at Inuyasha and glared at him, he threw the block back to Inuyasha but Inuyasha didn't catch it like he planned to. Instead it went right through his opened and waiting hands and smack! Right into the red paint Sesshomaru was using. It was all over the young prince, everywhere but his tail……
Inuyasha tried to pick up the blue paint knocked over, but when he was in mid-stride of picking it up, he dropped it…….right on Sesshomaru's tail. Inuyasha knew what was coming next, as did Naraku
"MOMMY!"
"DAD! I'M NOT GONNA KILL HIM THIS TIME! IM GONNA MUTILATE HIM!"
Sesshomaru threw paint back at Inuyasha and Inuyasha threw a block at him and then Naraku got caught between both.
Before anybody could stop it, all three were in a battle of throwing anything they could get there hands on. Tashio, Izuya, and Lithuania came running in the door to see what all the screaming and banging was about. And what they saw almost made Izuya faint. There stood Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Naraku all different colors with blocks sticking to them and a crayon hear or there. All there looked at each other and then: Naraku pointed at Inuyasha, Inuyasha pointed at Sesshomaru, Sesshomaru pointed at Naraku and they all said
"HE STARTED IT!"