A/n Ok I'm driving myself into a deep dark corner with this story and I need some humor or something to clear my mind, but the plot bunny seems to not want to pay me a visit! So if you have any good ideas for stories and you think A) you suck and you cant write (which is probably true XD I'm just playing) or B) your to lazy send me your plot ideas and I will write!

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Padme woke up feeling cold. She looked around and fear spread across her body when she realized that she wasn't in her room with Anakin.

"Hello, Senator Amidala." a voice greeted. Padme turned around to see Sidious, sitting in a chair behind her.

"You!" She yelled in fury and Sidious laughed.

"Yes, it's me," Sidious replied. "Now, you're probably wondering what I have in store for you and your wonderful little child…" Padme gasped and put her hands around her belly. "Ah, don't worry, your wonderful husband will be here soon and he will try to rescue you and your child, but that will prove useless. He will only have two options, he can either save you by turning to the Dark Side or you can all die!" Sidious laughed wildly. "Then, there is always the third option…Obi-Wan Kenobi can turn to the Dark Side, to save you three."

"That will never happen! Anakin and Obi-Wan will rescue…" Padme shouted, but Sidious interrupted by laughing.

"Ah, so naïve," Sidious smiled. "Now come, I cannot be rude to a fine young lady. Come let's eat." Padme was puzzled, but followed Sidious down the hall to a large room. In the room was a huge table and about twenty chairs. Padme sat down and in front of her was a huge banquet. "Eat! It may be a while."

I hope not.

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"So, Senator Amidala requested your presence and when you got there Sidious showed up?" Mace Windu asked, trying to make sense of the story Anakin just told. The Council was once again in session.

"Yes Master." Anakin replied.

"Hm…Say why she wanted to see you did she?" Master Yoda asked.

"No Master, Sidious arrived soon after I did and I left once she calmed down." Anakin lied.

"How did Master Kenobi come into this?" Master Mundi asked.

"I slipped Padme my comlink and I told her to hide upstairs and call him."

"Very well." Windu said then turned to Obi-Wan, "What about your vision?"

"Darth Sidious knows of the younglings position." Obi-Wan said.

"Move them immediately, we must," Master Yoda said.

"We must contact Master Luminiara and tell her to set coordinates some place else." Master Plo Kloon said.

"They have already landed, is there anyway they can hide on the planet?" Master Mundi asked.

"Darth Sidious sense them he will. Their Force Signatures, to strong to go unnoticed." Master Yoda said and the other Masters agreed.

"But, where will they go?" Master Windu asked.

"An outer rim planet perhaps…" Obi-Wan suggested and the other Masters looked at him like he gone insane.

"No, right Obi-Wan is." Yoda said.

"Master…" One of the Masters started but gave him a look, that infered that he war finished with the topic.

"But the question would be where to send them." Master Windu continued.

"How about Tatooine?" Anakin muttered.

"That's possible, but where would they stay?" Windu said.

"Some in the ship, and there are also abandoned adobe huts." Anakin replied.

"So, all in favor of moving them to Tatooine?" All the Masters agreed. "Then it's settled, May the Force be with us all." The Masters got up and left, while Anakin quickly strode out of the chamers. As soon as he was out of sight he broke out into a run. He soon reached the hangar and boarded a small fighter.

"Anakin!" A voice called and Anakin groaned. Obi-Wan came running into the hangar, almost gasping. "I'm getting old." he muttered to himself. "Anakin you cannot go alone!"

"Yes I can! I'm not bringing you into this mess." Anakin replied while prepping the ship.

"You did that when you first held a lightsaber." Obi-Wan replied sarcastically and Anakin flashed his trademark grin. "Anakin you don't even know where he is!" Anakin didn't respond. "I'm coming with you!

"No you're not!" Anakin yelled. "Goodbye Obi-Wan, May the Force be with you."

"May the Force be with you too." The fighter took off. Anakin sighed and took out a letter.

Hello Anakin,

You must realize that your precious wife and unborn child are missing. You have two options, turn to the Dark Side and your wife will be set free or all three of you will die! When you have come to the decision meet us on Yavin 4, I do believe you are familiar with the location.

Darth Sidious

Yavin 4, Anakin thought. Of course he was familiar with the location, the battle with Ventress was still fresh in his mind.

"Don't worry Padme, I'm coming." Anakin was so focused on Padme that he failed to notice the small homing beacon on his ship.

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"What is thy bidding my Master?" A kneeling cloaked figure asked Darth Sidious.

"Anakin Skywalker is on his way here, I want you to escort him to me. Do not hurt him." Darth Sidious ordered the cloaked figure. "Now leave me to my meditation, General Grievous."

A/n Yes its short and yes Grievous is back. It will all be explained next chapter so don't give me wtf! Reviews. MTFBWY

As a wise man will soon say. "That's it! I've had it with these mher fkin' snakes on this mher fkin' plane! Sam Jackson from Snakes on a Plane